Your mom is on a car hood, new TWITTER accounts, STRYPER is praying (again), Lots of Green Lantern footage, OZZY cooks breakfast, VINCE NEIL jams with STEEL PANTHER, New Gisele video

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We're not normally the types of guys to nitpick, but if you came home to find your wife in HEELS on your Corvette...

Would you toss her ass out? Cuz... you know we'll take her... our car is a piece of crap-ola.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as your face, teeth, hairline, breath...we could go on, but you'd kill yourself)

We thought STRYPER was done with all the God and prayer stuff:

We were wrong. Totally. This was in Baltimore. Poor Baltimore

Don't know STRYPER? Click that. At least it's a covers album.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your breath, which smells like fourteen acres of shit)

What's this? FOUR minutes of Green Lantern? Yeah, yeah, we know. It's a few days old. Quit busting our balls:
Green Lantern minigun??? YES! Oh what WILL those wacky Hollwood folks think of next?

Maybe this? Hmm?

Kelly Ripa has a wax statue at Madamme Tussade's...

We want to know what it looks like with its teeth punched in.

Zoe Britton and Avery Adams are nude, friendly, and they have purple appliances! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Sydney Barlette is from Houston... or so we gather from her shirt. (z0d)

Breanne Bensen has a flower in her hair and NOTHING on her hiney (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

A semi-bloated VINCE NEIL joined the almighty STEEL PANTHER on stage in Las Vegas for a little song called "Live Wire"

Shockingly, Vince was hitting most of the notes... with the obligatory two hot blondes waiting in the wings...OOOF COURSE.

And in a classic scene from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years, we have a rather lucid-sounding OZZY OSBOURNE cooking breakfast in his home. MMMM...bacon

We'll say it again... MMmmm...bacon.
BEST. DOCUMENTARY. EVER. Don't even TRY arguing this one.

Then guys in the reunited ANTHRAX cranked out a new song (well "new" in the sense that the last time they recorded it was with former singer Dan Nelson):

"Fight 'em till you can't fight 'em"? Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? Or do they mean, "Fight 'em 'til you die. That sounds fairly unpleasant.

If you're a fan of '80's thrash, there's NO reason you shouldn't have this video. NO reason.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

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Wednesday Links: This Ain't Happy Days, Large Camper + Puny Alley, Unintentional Rube Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy is Single, Adrianne Curry's Candid Twitter Pics, AVANTASIA & SCORPIONS, Kayden Kross, Victoria Ivanova, Amanda Hanshaw

Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days

Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...


...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up

A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.


...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)

JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.


Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?

DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)

Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)

The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)

A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)

Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)

The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)

MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)

Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:

Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".

From German bands to Giant racks...

Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:

or her bikini, for that matter.

yay. more boobies

There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:

Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.

Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:

But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.