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Hooray! You made it through another week! head down to the Jersey Shore and have carnal relations with a young, promiscuous Italian gal... because that's what you do.
Just because they're on TV doesn't make them unattainable. MTV doesn't hire these girls for their strong moral judgement. GTL, bitches... then get laid.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)
Surfer Chuck Patterson filmed a Great White up close:
He didn't get any video of his soiled undies.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Dina Lohan is a wonderful parent. (WWTDD)
Speaking of superb parenting, Lindsay Lohan's next movie is a Linda Lovelace biopic. No clue who that is? Click it, Chester
Speaking of pseudo-famous offspring and awesome parenting, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video...One! More! Time!
Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)
Awkward-looking MILF ass in shorts - 12 o'clock! (Drunken Stepfather)
and WHO might that hiney belong to... Bam! Ka-Pow! Hit me baby one more...... dammit! Gave it away again.
April O'Neil will get you excited in April, May, June, July...eh, you get it. (Freakshow Planet)
Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)
Charlie Sheen Celebrates Freedom at the Playboy Mansion (PICS) (The Smoking Jacket)
Five People You’ll Meet in College (The Campus Socialite)
A Salute To Friday the 13th (Gunaxin)
7 ways to make the most of the last month of summer (Guyism)
This is the Wrong Book store (PIC) (Dave and Thomas)
Every time a Doorbell Rings, Lupe Fuentes gets Her Wings... or something. (Dailyniner)
6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid (Asylum)
Celeste Star is giving herself the most awesome frontal wedgie ever (z0d)
New TERMINATOR movie! Now Here's the BAD news (GammaSquad)
Scottie Pippen in 1991 Commercial for Mr. Submarine: 'Ladies, Let's Have a Party' (Brobible)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)
What do Germans love more than Beer and Bratwurst? SLAYER, maaaan!:
Incidentally SLAYER is on the road with MEGADETH now... So get some tickets, madam.
You know, for a song about Crazy Bitches, BUCKCHERRY's 'Crazy Bitch' doesn't make Crazy Bitches seem so bad:
BUCKCHERRY is on tour now (tickets, amigo), but stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's show to promote their new album.
Even though he's over 40, SEBASTIAN BACH still sings like a 12 year-old with a groin injury:
...and we mean that in the most flattering sense. We think.
From Music...To MOVIES!
Much like DISTRICT 9 the new Alien-fest MONSTERS cost next-to-nothing to make:
We're digging the trailer... so far.
and from MOVIES...to MASSIVE MELONS!
Busty British babe Rachel Aldana has 32L-sized breasts:
There is no logical reason for them to be covered. thank God she feels the same way.
Large-bosomed Czech gal Shione Cooper doesn't know a damn thing about cars, but she's changing your oil without a shirt on:
Oh hell. take a chance and let the woman fix your car...at least you get some eye candy.
Everyone say hi to Australian Hottie Kimberly Rogers:
You wouldn't know it to look at her, but Kimberly has a religious objection to underwear...we want to join her church.
Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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So, uhh... how was the weekend? Did you spend some time with a few gals and a riding crop?
If the answer is 'yes', then congrats! You've officially graduated into adulthood. Come get your shiny nickel. Hmmm?THAT's TERRIBLE:(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)He's Brazilian, he's at a soccer match, he's sitting on a ledge, and he's REALLY drunk:
This is SOOOO not going to end well.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MONA and JACKI SAWYER:
RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA
Shauna Sand looks a wax statue in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)Hopefully she can sell enough copies of her sex tape to keep paying the Formaldehyde bill.
How did Kim Kardashian Get So famous? (WWTDD)Ehh, in case that photo above is too subtle... we'll just spell it out for you and link to the sex tape she released a few years ago... See, she's a "celebrity".Disney Discriminates Against Busty Sluts (FilmDrunk)Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)Penthouse Pet Yurizan Beltran has big, beautiful boobs (FreakshowPlanet)15 Funniest Foreigners On TV (Comedy)Tarra White is quite the dish...and naked (z0d)Señor Chang's Rap (Dave and Thomas)Shay Laren and her boobs put all other women to shame (Dailyniner)Bar Refaeli puts on a smokeshow for Elle magazine (Guyism)Alcoholic Slide - like the Electic Slide, only drunker (College Humor)6 Television Mashups That Need to Happen (FunnyCrave)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)After three years of vocal rehabilitation, Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA still sounds like he's singing through a cheese grater.
Which is probably a compliment, considering that's how he's always sounded.Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is what their stop in Montreal looked like:
Layne Staley made a guest appearance. Oh shit, wait...no he didn't. HE's dead.From big guitars to big booty...Sexy young adult starlet Kimberly Kane got her butt all oiled up:
For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Kimberly Kane clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.Oooh look! Another Kimberly! Kimberly Rogers is the most beautiful gal in the neighborhood:
Of course, you won't find Mr. Rogers here....Well hello there, guy's name! Beautiful Billy is from the Czech Republic:
and while she might have a name more commonly associated with a fella, she's ALL woman.To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
