Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Kendra Exposed Released Today, Drunk Fat Girl, Drunk Russian Guy, Richie Kotzen in Philly, Y&T does DIO, Kirra Lynne's Booty, Natalie Sparks Loves Lotion

Today is the day, boys and girls...

Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is being released today...a week early...because a nation of total filthbags (us included) couldn't wait.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

This chubby girl rolling around in the mud at Ohio's 7Fest could be the least flattering clip we have seen all day:


Insert pig-in-mud reference HERE.

Speaking of drunks, check out this Russian guy who tumbles down a subway escalator:


Thank GOD the light fixture to the face broke his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay is CURED! (WWTDD)

THANK GOD! because the sooner she can get back to making low-budget skin flicks, the better! Amiright? Amiright?

Whose big old lady boobs are these??? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'd love to point you to some titty pics of her but apparently she's WAY too uptight to let those funbags fly...and she doesn't take it in the butt...allegedly.

Johnny B. Goode: Back to the Future 1 & 2 Simultaneous (Dave and Thomas)

Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely looks Regal in this Black-and-White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Emily (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

Worst National Anthem Performances (Gunaxin)

It's Always Sunny in Philly goes into syndication Mon. Here's their new "The Drunks Are On Us" clip (TheBachelorGuy)

Riley Evans Really Likes Getting Naked (z0d)

Top 20 WTF Movie Moments (The Campus Socialite)

A Practical Guide to Watching Porn With Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

You may know RICHIE KOTZEN (click for discography) from his time in POISON and MR BIG:

He rarely does shows in the U.S., and this is him in Philadelphia - at the North Star Bar.

Los Angeles rock vets Y&T paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Rainbow In The Dark":

Y&T, boy... um, we got nothing.

From great guitars to great asses...

Hiney-rific Kirra Lynne is oiling down her booty:

if you're dying to see what else happened to her hiney watch BIG WET ASSES #14 - On Demand Now!

Nicely-shaped Natalie Sparks Loves Lotion:

That's not ALL she loves. Natalie Loves all kinds of Dirty Things.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Hump Day Affairs, Gay Old Men, Chinese guy Riding Sidesaddle, South Park is Evil, Kim Kardashian is Hungry, SEVENDUST Live, New NONPOINT, Emma Heart, Talia Shepard, Dors Feline

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NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: Jagermeister Music Tour, New DVDs

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NEW DVD REVIEWS: Throat Gaggers, Seasoned Players, Lord Of Asses, F**k My Mom and Me

Once again, we're staying at home while the rest of the world is enjoying the warm weather. Why? Because we're all shut-ins that have big boxes of DVDs in front of us that need reviewing.

Check out some of the latest titles we're spending time and money on:



Throat Gaggers

Seasoned Players 3

Lord Of Asses 11

F**k My Mom and Me 3

Of course, if that's not enough, you can check out our MASSIVE ARCHIVE OF DVD REVIEWS...Over SEVEN YEARS WORTH!

Also remember, if YOU would like to write some video reviews for us (and get lots of free stuff in the process), Send Us Your Contact info with a writing sample (of a video review, that is)

NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE

Looking to invest in some quality hardcore, but just can't find your way through the muck to choose a good adult title? Have no fear, my desciples, because once again, I have pleasured myself to the point of chaffing for your informational benefit. OK, I'll admit...some of these videos I actually had a GOOD time watching.


LATEST DVD REVIEWS:



CULOS GIGANTES 3



DEVIL IN DISGUISE: THE MASK OF LUST



BABES BALLIN' BOYS 18



BABES BALLIN' BOYS 17



HOUSE OF ASS 7



LEX STEELE XXX 8



LORD OF ASSES 10



MAYA HILLS is THE RUNAWAY BRAT



IRON HEAD 9



TATTOOED & TIGHT 2