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Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).Good morning and happy TuesDEE, everybuddy! For those of you who have chosen to unglue yourselves from from the sofa and tune in to the Opie and Anthony Bitch-Slap-A-Thon, you'll be delighted to know that we have a helluva show coming up for youOn today's POgram, Mr. Opie is still out of town, so our much skinnier friend Robert Kelly is hanging with Jim and Anthony.
Our tech-guru buddy Lazlow is also coming by the show, because the wonderful Grand Theft Auto IV is available for the PCAnd as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!
(speaking of our comedian buddies...)Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':
CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOWNew Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW!), AND shooting his latest edition in the SHE IS HALF MY AGE series, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Anastasia Ivanova and Natalie Di Angelo...
RateMyWOW: Anastasia Ivanova
RateMyWOW: Natalie Di Angelo
(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)(and now we'll tell you about some completely unrelated, totally self-serving crap... because we know how much you enjoy it)Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!
(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).
That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:
Rachel Starr Shows Off Her Amazing Ass
POWERMAN 5000: 'Bombshell' LIVE MONTAGE
Denise Milani and Jamie Hammer spend a Day at the beach
Willy Wonkamix (You Lose Remix)These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (It's Don West selling all kinds of sports oddities...BE DIALING!)
Happy Tuesdee, folks... TuesDEE, as it were. We've got Adam Yauch from the BEASTIE BOYS
coming in to talk about his new documentary Gunnin' for That #1 Spot. Also checking in today will be our pal Lazlow, to talk about Grand Theft Auto 4. ...and speaking of GTA4...Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: Today is the big day, kids!!As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!
It's available TODAY... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!
Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!
...speaking of our funny friends...Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! His new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love!
Click the pic to order it now!
OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:
Porno Chick Humor On The O&A Show
Vivid Girls Cassidey and Raylene play with one another
Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 1
Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 2
Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 3
Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 4Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show (and judging by the Email we're getting, many of you DID), Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:
Round And Brown
Ghetto Gaggers
My Mom's Fucking BLACKZILLA
My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA
Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!
GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...
BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:
Ilsa The Wicked Warden
Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks
The Swinging Barmaids
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman
Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S....now, speaking of things that have to do with tits...check out how poorly we segue into this video... Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.Put down that tray of Sloppy Joe Sandwiches, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Play Time With Carli Banks
Jelena Jensen Lifts Her Skirt And Shirt
Krystal Jordan Shakes Her Beautiful Booty
Erica Campbell Gets Topless
Umpire Kerwin Danley Knocked Out By 96 MPH Fastball
Air Show Crash In Germany - Caught On Tape
Country singer Kenny Chesney Injures Foot On Stage in South Carolina
Demolition of Cranes at Birkenhead Docks In UKSocial networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!)
Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!
Happy Friggin' Friday, kids! The Opie and Anthony Show is honored to welcome our buddy Lazlow to the program, and not because we like him...no sir... he's bringing us a preview of Grand Theft Auto IV to check out. The whole crew of the O&A Show is in that game, so we're kind of jazzed about seeing what our video game counterparts look like.
Click the GTA4 box to order yours now!
Also joining us in studio will be Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz to talk about the new X-FILES film, and to wreck the ending for us. No, not really.We're hooked on Prison bitch movies!... check out the shower scene in the 1980 film Ilsa The Wicked Warden... we're SO distracted...Want to see any of this really famous and important people LIVE, in-studio? OF COURSE YOU DO!. All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.New Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to Derek, we have brand-spanking new footage of Willem Dafoe and Morgan Spurlock in studio:
Willem Dafoe Visits The Opie and Anthony Show
Morgan Spurlock Returns To The Opie and Anthony ShowNew Tippy Tom Remix: Thanks to the hard work of our own Derek, we have a new remix featuring our homeless cohort, Tippy Tom!
Listen to the 'Tippy Tom Loves Ass' now!Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!
We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?
Click the pic to order now!
Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!
GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!CALLING ALL BELLY DANCERS: Ever since Erica showed up to belly dance in studio, we have been consumed with finding MORE regular women who can belly dance. Now, we're not necessarily looking for full-blown professional belly dancers in belly dancing outfits. We want you to show off your skills without all that stuff... wearing ... well, quite frankly, as little clothing as you're willing to wear...or not wear. Email us if you're interested in belly dancing for us. And yes, we do have some cool prizes this time to give away!...Speaking of girls who like to shake their hips and hineys, check out this thing over here...Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.Put down that large combo from Wendy's, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Jessica DiFeo Strips Down In The Kitchen
Internal Microsoft Video featuring Bruce Springsteen Look-Alike
Old School Jenna Jameson Girl-Girl Scene
Traci Lords Workout Video
Prisoner Attacks Prosecutor In Brooklyn Federal Court
Vida Guerra Dance Rehearsal
Potato Gun Full Of FlourSocial networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN, everybody. We have a HELL of a show today, and you really should make sure you have your Paltalk Turned early, because we have boobies coming! Yaaaay Boobies! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
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3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many White Castle hamburgers you enjoy, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat a hundred greasy sliders.OK, check out what the Opie and Anthony Show has in store for you on this fine HALLOWEEN broadcast:
- The one and only Tobin Bell from the SAW Movies will be checking in to brag about having a #1 movie with SAW 4.
- Our pal LAZLOW is coming by with a Nintendo Wii, a copy of MANHUNT 2, and... a straightjacket. You figure it out.
- The one and only Sandy Kane is stopping by to show us her...umm, costume.
- Our tourrettes-stricken pal Louis 'Twitchels' Centanni is coming up to ...carve a pumpkin...*rimshot*
- We have FIVE PENTHOUSE PETS showing up!! Check out this lineup:
Andie Valentno - May '07
Kimberly Williams - June '07
Jana Jordon - August '07
Justine Joli - September '07
Lux Kassidy - October '07
Yeah, bitches!Just so you're up to speed, in addition to WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach. The good news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have Some great new boobies for you to check out
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Natalie Skye
RateMyWOW: Sandy SweetsWIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:
1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day
2. Today's sound is "I Like To Make Werewolf Movies"
3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)
4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.Hey everybody! Check this out...
(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome Halloween Compilation that the Foundry Cams girls sent us:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!We've got some new hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Super Fit Webcam Girl In A Whipped Cream Bikini
Camel Jumping In Yemen - from 'Dr Danger'
New York City Cabbie Beatdown
Sienna Miller Topless In Alfie
Fat Kid Singer Falls On Stage During 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
Flower Tucci and Brianna Bikini Butt Rub
Bikini Babe Photo Shoot
Laura Cosoiand a Porsche 911 Targa
Savannah Gold Shows Off Her Huge Rack
Teenage Cheerleader Gets Trampled By Football TeamIf you Missed Erock and Master Po dancing with Jill Nicolini on the CW11 last week, you can laugh along right here:
EROCK and MASTER PO Join JILL NICOLINI for DANCE FRIDAY
(and yes, we know she did PLAYBOY...stop sending those photos)
Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:
Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:
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