Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.