Corrections officer Corrected, Montana Fishburne Still Exposed, Paris Hilton is Magical, DISTURBED's new Video is Cheerful, ALICE COOPER wants Freaks, SLAYER on Fallon, Eva Evangelina & Taylor Stevens are busty

Do you know why the ancient Sumerians called Wednesday "Hump Day"? because of all the inter-office affairs that were taking place... Sheesh, and you said you were smart.

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

A vermont Corrections officer has to be corrected...with a Taser!

Barry Mulcahy was the head of training prison staff... looks like he trained his guys well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Oooh! Didya hear about this young lady?

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


She's got Legs... She knows how to use them... Who? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh, c'mon... you know who she is... or do we need to link you to the nudie shots she did before she was a briefly-world-famous singer?... ok, there. We gave it away again.


Marilyn Monroe Lives! oh wait, no. Paris Hilton is a Witch (WWTDD)

You know, for a girl whose only claim to fame is a crappy nightvision porno flick, she doesn't do too bad for herself

Sasha shows you what's under her tight dress and pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Madden NFL 11 - Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Five Worst Profanities, Slurs and Insults (BroBible)

25 Beer Bellies Every Man Should Aspire To (Noob Dad)

Stop picking your nose... google maps is watching (The Campus Socialite)

5 Unbelievable Things Used to Commit Armed Robbery (The Smoking Jacket)

Amy and Charlie are two lovely ladies who are getting awfully friendly awfully fast (Dailyniner)

Predator's Teenage Son (College Humor)

Nautica Thorn has thigh-high boots, black panties...and nothing else (z0d)

The 20 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time (SportsPickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Famine. Pestilence. Drought. Poverty. These are just a few of the cheerful themes in the new DISTURBED video. They have a new album called Asylum that drops later this month.

DISTURBED is going on tour - Get those tickets now.

ALICE COOPER wants YOU ... to mutilate yourself... for his amusement:

Alice will be bringing his freaks out on tour - get those tickets now!.

Even in middle-age, the guys in SLAYER are as mellow as ever:

SLAYER is churning up the road with MEGADETH - You go see them. Now!.

because we like boobs more than your average bunch o' sickos...

We hear that Eva Evangelina has to wear glases during sex because she's blind as a bat:

It's a good thing too because this explicit scene was almost done with a bottle brush.

Busty Blond Taylor Stevens is wrapped in the biggest blue fishnet shirt we have ever seen:

There's a fishing boat in Glouster, Massachusetts that won't be able to go out this week.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



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