Weekends are Pants Optional, Finnish Metal version of DURAN DURAN, Indiana Jones 5?, DISTURBED and Gorilla Noises, TAKING DAWN covers FLEETWOOD MAC, Heather Vandeven is smart AND naked, Kagney Linn Karter can Sing AND Strip, Alisha King likes Ice Cream

Yay! Weekend Time! Pants...Are...Optional! make solid use of of that pants-free time and hook up with a promiscuous co-worker... because God would want you to.

What? You've never seen a room full of women in their underwear? YOU have been hanging out in the wrong places, friend. Adultery. For Adults. It's in the Bible. Somewhere.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Finnish heavy metal band. Siniging "A View To A Kill" by DURAN DURAN. Need we say more?

No. We don't. They're the NORTHERN KINGS. They're an acquired taste.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Indiana Jones 5 is Coming... For. Some. Reason. (WWTDD)

Oooh! we know why! apprarnetly 'Crystal Skull' wasn't embarrassing enough. 3 out of 4 ain't bad, is it? Let Indy Go Gracefully, please?


Finally! An appropriate Photo of Snooki's Large Dumper! (Drunken Stepfather)

Nothing Like A Prank War to Start The Year Off (The Campus Socialite)

Aiden Ashley bends over the luckiest leather couch EVER (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Dannni Yeager Rubs against a Yellow Corvette. Lucky Car. (z0d)
10 Signs You're a 20-Something, According to The New York Times (Lemondrop)

Wing Falls Off Plane at Argentina Airshow (The Smoking Jacket)

Drinking and Driving Mixing Even Less Well Than Ususal (UPROXX)

I'm On a Shark!!! (GammaSquad)

Midwife sews woman’s anus shut during labor (The Frisky)

Roger Clemens to Enter Prison in a Red Sox Cap (Sports Pickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Our friends in DISTURBED kicked off their tour in Minnesota, and proved there's always room for gorilla noises in heavy metal:

and if you're into gorilla noises... go see DISTURBED live...because their songs have lots of it. Gorilla noises, that is.

After appearing on countless album covers... Vic Rattlehead finally made an appearance at a MEGADETH concert...

granted, he seemed a bit shy, but if you had a skeletal face that was clamped together and shackled, you'd be a little insecure too.

our buddies in TAKING DAWN released a video for their cover of the FLEETWOOD MAC classic "The Chain". See?

Not to brag or nothing, but we knew this song was gonna be huge MONTHS ago, so we used it in a FOUNDRY CAMS video...don't tell US we don't know what we're doing.

See what we mean? Clickity-click-click, mister!
and take THAT, Chester!

From hard rock to hard bodies (where ELSE did you think this was going?)...

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has a degree in education:

Which comes in very handy when masturbating on video. Just sayin'...

Busty, surgically-enhanced Kagney Linn Karter can sing while she's getting naked:

You know, just in case a judge from American Idol is watching shhut up and get naked, lady! What? Too Much?

Perky young Alisha King is rubbing ice cream all over her boobs:

Not like we fault her or nothing... if we had boobs like hers, we'd be doing the SAME thing. Yaaaay Ice Cream! Er, Yaaaay Boobies!

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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