Crane Drops Machinery, Montana Fishburne Video Preview, LINKIN PARK in new MEDAL OF HONOR trailer, Corey Taylor does Chris Isaak, Katarina Snow, PLAYBOY's Vanessa Raia

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

A Crane operator in the Azores (in Portugal) is going to be looking for a new job after dropping this rather cumbersome piece of machinery onto a dock:

If you saw the big chase scene in TERMINATOR 3, you know what kind of equipment we're talking about.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The (almost-safe-for-work) Montana Fishburne Video Preview is here...and Boy oh Boy is Larry going to be PISSED.

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!


Guess Whose Large Butt in Tight Pants this is? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon GUESS, dammit! it's not like you could click here and see a video of her going down on Ray J... oh, wait. Did we wreck it again? Uh huh.

Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America (The Smoking Jacket)

Five Ways To Cope In Cleveland (Gunaxin)

Kayla Carrera has a big beautiful back tattoo...and hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Ultimate Sex Toy Chart (Probably NSFW) (Windowless Van)

Aspen Mackensie is getting naked on the Luckiest...Couch...EVER (Dailyniner)

The 15 Worst Types of People in America (BroBible)

9 common porn moves that you should avoid (Guyism)

Someone really should tell Prinzess Sasha that her Bikini is falling off. Oh...wait. (z0d)

There Were Dinosaurs. There Was A Civil War (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT is banging out some Chris Isaak on stage in the UK:

Next up, Barry Manilow does SLAYER... *rimshot*

The new trailer for MEDAL OF HONOR (coming for the XBOX, PS3 and PC) is loaded with guns, explosions, and LINKIN PARK:

LINKIN PARK debuted the song 'The Catalyst' for the trailer, and the song is the first single from the band's new album "A Thousand Suns" .

From rock to racks...here's some fun

Busty Czech blond Katarina Snow is wearing a very tight Corset, but not for very long:

That flimsy fabric doesn't stand a chance against her massive mammaries...and that aint the half of it.

PLAYBOY hottie Vanessa Raia thinks she's funny:

She isn't. She DOES, however, look great naked... so it's ok. If she's was hideous, we'd be really upset.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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