Montana Fishburne Exposed Released, Backhoe Fling Fail, Shannon Twins Kissing, SOUNDGARDEN at Lollapalooza, SLASH in Tokyo, Shawna Lenee Does Dishes, Carlotta Champagne Does Naked

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Redneck Rick's Poorly-executed Backhoe stunt Nearly Executes him

Even with copious amounts of planning we don't see how that was going to go well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Say, lookee what got released today...

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Scarlett Fay in a Bikini, Smoking (Drunken Stepfather)

Whoa, wait... Scarlett WHO? oooh, she's the one playing Lindsay Lohan in the porno parody of Lindsay's already-ridiculous life


Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Kissing (WWTDD)

What? You don't know who they are? They're the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner. Get it together, would ya?

Silly Bands For Sex! (The Campus Socialite)

The 20 Worst Fast Food Products (Heavy)

Toilet Training Not Prerequisite for a Criminal Career (UPROXX)

Prinzzess Peels off Her Panties and Plays with her Pink Taco (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

First Look at Green Lantern's Kilowog (GammaSquad)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and we LOVE her for that (Dailyniner)

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of HOT: The 26 Hottest Weather Babes on TV (BroBible)

Angie Savage is wearing WAY too much clothing (z0d)

Mastering The Art Of Ticket Scalping (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

A reunited SOUNDGARDEN perfomed "Outshined" at Lollapalooza...

While a Chubby Woman does the Pee-Wee Herman dance on stage right.

The man in the hat, himself SLASH ripped into "Sweet Child O' Mine" in Tokyo:

Somewhere Stateside Axl Rose has steam shooting out of his ears.

aaaand we segue right into the boobage again, because we're SO high-brow...

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to do the dishes topless for a photo shoot of course:

and then she goes berserk. We think.

You probably recognize Carlotta Champagne from her PLAYBOY pictorials:

But her Foxes Photo Shoot is a lot more gooder, wouldn't ya say?

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



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