Korean Collision Caught On Camera, Ice Cream Men Brawl, Tila Tequila Topless, New DISTURBED video, AEROSMITH at Fenway Park, OZZY at OZZFEST, Kelley Scarlett and Krystal Summers show their buxom bodies

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

A compact car in Korea slides across the slick road and collides with an oncoming minivan:

Anyone want to guess how this turned out?

And you thought drug dealers were the only people to fight over street corners:

Mister Softy and Softy Cream Man Get into it on the streets of New York City. Now NO ONE gets ice cream! Waaaah!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tila Tequila Was Topless When She Got Attacked (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time... seriously!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Oh Shit! ALIEN! Wait, no. It's Shauna Sand in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Can You believe Someone banged her on video and admitted it? Weird, right?

Whoa. Jasmin St Claire is still around? Who knew? Is that a Wig? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

Sex Toy Or Dog Toy? (The Smoking Jacket)

How much is that cup of joe actually costing you (The Campus Socialite)

10 T Anchors Gone Wild (The Frisky)

The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time (The Bleacher Report)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Liz Ashley Takes Off Her Tank Top To Expose the Tightest Body We've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career (UPROXX)

Dani Jensen Has Nice Nubs and a Nifty Little Body (z0d)

Four New Fall Shows That Will Make You Want to Kill Your TV (Asylum)

Beat The House: Prevent Your Own Wikileaks Scandal (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

What is David Draiman from DISTURBED yelling about?

Oh wait, they have a new video. No need to panic. DISTURBED is on tour now (get those tickets now, Grandma!).

Steven Tyler from AEROSMITH (who are on tour now) played "Dream On" frokm the tippy-top of Fenway Park:

...and he didn't even break his hip! Aerosmith is on tour now, so go see them LIVE before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

This, folks, is OZZY OSBOURNE playing at the start of Ozzfest and he doesn't want to change the world:

He DOES, however, want to change his band members more often than he changes his socks.

From hard rock, we move gently to ... hard nipples!

Buxom British bombshell Kelley Scarlett can't keep her shirt on:

So what chance do you think a flimsy fishnet shirt has against her huge pierced boobs?

Big-breasted blond MILF Krystal Summers is a dirty dirty girl:

She pulls off her black dress, and makes a lucky employee feel even luckier.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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