Corrections officer Corrected, Montana Fishburne Still Exposed, Paris Hilton is Magical, DISTURBED's new Video is Cheerful, ALICE COOPER wants Freaks, SLAYER on Fallon, Eva Evangelina & Taylor Stevens are busty

Do you know why the ancient Sumerians called Wednesday "Hump Day"? because of all the inter-office affairs that were taking place... Sheesh, and you said you were smart.

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

A vermont Corrections officer has to be corrected...with a Taser!

Barry Mulcahy was the head of training prison staff... looks like he trained his guys well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Oooh! Didya hear about this young lady?

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


She's got Legs... She knows how to use them... Who? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh, c'mon... you know who she is... or do we need to link you to the nudie shots she did before she was a briefly-world-famous singer?... ok, there. We gave it away again.


Marilyn Monroe Lives! oh wait, no. Paris Hilton is a Witch (WWTDD)

You know, for a girl whose only claim to fame is a crappy nightvision porno flick, she doesn't do too bad for herself

Sasha shows you what's under her tight dress and pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Madden NFL 11 - Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Five Worst Profanities, Slurs and Insults (BroBible)

25 Beer Bellies Every Man Should Aspire To (Noob Dad)

Stop picking your nose... google maps is watching (The Campus Socialite)

5 Unbelievable Things Used to Commit Armed Robbery (The Smoking Jacket)

Amy and Charlie are two lovely ladies who are getting awfully friendly awfully fast (Dailyniner)

Predator's Teenage Son (College Humor)

Nautica Thorn has thigh-high boots, black panties...and nothing else (z0d)

The 20 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time (SportsPickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Famine. Pestilence. Drought. Poverty. These are just a few of the cheerful themes in the new DISTURBED video. They have a new album called Asylum that drops later this month.

DISTURBED is going on tour - Get those tickets now.

ALICE COOPER wants YOU ... to mutilate yourself... for his amusement:

Alice will be bringing his freaks out on tour - get those tickets now!.

Even in middle-age, the guys in SLAYER are as mellow as ever:

SLAYER is churning up the road with MEGADETH - You go see them. Now!.

because we like boobs more than your average bunch o' sickos...

We hear that Eva Evangelina has to wear glases during sex because she's blind as a bat:

It's a good thing too because this explicit scene was almost done with a bottle brush.

Busty Blond Taylor Stevens is wrapped in the biggest blue fishnet shirt we have ever seen:

There's a fishing boat in Glouster, Massachusetts that won't be able to go out this week.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Chinatown Beatdown, Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing, SHINEDOWN live, Vinnie Paul covers PANTERA, NIGHT RANGER rocks the park, Stripper Practice with Alexa & Nikki, Playboy's Dana Dicillo

Ooph. Monday. Wipe the crusties from your eyes and wave good-bye to the married ladies you spent the alcohol-fueled weekend with

Oh don't get all moral now. Adultery is for adults. Not for pussies with a conscience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Some drunk asswipe got himself a Chinatown Beatdown, Bosotn-Style!

This'll teach him to mess with the guy holding the Louisville Slugger.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lady Gaga Half-Naked Crowd Surfing (Drunken Stepfather)


Liz Hurley In A Bikini is Annoyingly Awesome (WWTDD)

and as you might imagine, Liz Hurley Without any clothes on is even MORE awesome!

GOOGLED! Top Ten Wildest Google Maps Moments (Part I) (The Campus Socialite)

17 Mouthwatering Facts About Bacon (Asylum)

New Yorker headbutts PA on the set of Gordon-Levitt film (FilmDrunk)

Brianna Blair is giving you just enough of a taste to want to crash through your computer screen (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

Snooki Gets The Taiwan Animation Treatment (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz gets awfully Cozy with the girl next to her...who has a gun (Dailyniner)

Leela James does "My Joy" LIVE (Soundcheck)

Silvie Thomas slips in ...and out of... a tight white outfit (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Bruce Dickinson of IRON MAIDEN (on tour now - click for tix!) lost 30 years of coolness in 3 seconds when he slipped and fell on stage:

The stage at Sonisphere in Finland was soaked from an earlier thunderstorm and Dickinson landed flat on his ass. Ker-Splat!

Florida Rockheads SHINEDOWN are out on tour with the Carnival Of Madness:

The guys get to enjoy the finer things in life, like yelling at Motor City Metalheads. See SHINEDOWN on tour with SEVENDUST, CHEVELLE, and PUDDLE of MUDD (click for tickets)

Legendary Drummer Vinnie Paul from PANTERA and HELLYEAH made a PANTERA tribute band very happy:

He was able to bash out "Cowboys from Hell" with an impressive blood alcohol content.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RANGER?

Ah, so YOU'RE one of the three... Bravo, silly goose.

From memorable riffs, to memorable racks...

Stripping is hard work and requires a ton of practice. Alexa Benson and Nikki Sexton can't focus long enough to make it through a session:

They manage to work on their routine for 20 seconds, then boom...the sex happens.

Dana Dicillo is a pure Italian PLAYBOY hottie who wants to be dominated in bed:

So, when you curl up next to her in bed... bring a bat. At least we THINK that's what she wants.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Luscious Latina Janelle is EXTREME-ly Spicy

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Thanks to our own Jon for the editing.



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
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Thanks again to Gary, Nuno, Pat, and Kevin in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies", which you can also check out on their latest CD/DVD release Take Us Alive: Boston 2009


You can also download EXTREME to your li'l heart's delight over at iTunes



Got everything? Keys, wallet, lunch money, butt-plug... OK, we're good.

You. Go. Now. Watch video. Scram. Nothing to see here

Fear Factory Bus Fire, Mystery MILF Ass-Scratch, SOUNDGARDEN plays a Chicago Club, Bret Michaels vs. Promoter, Latina Foundry Cams Hotness, Prinzzess Felicity Jade

Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women

Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:

The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.

The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)

The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)

Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)

PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)

Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)

8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)

Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)

Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:

They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.

Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:

Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.

from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...

Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:

How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.

What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunk Drumming, New SPLICE Trailer, Chelsea Handler Sex Tape, Mystery Middle Aged Nippage, EXTREME's new Video, Brandy Robbins on Webcam, PLAYBOY's Julie Morse

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Everyone meet Julio, the drunkest drummer EVER:


He's too drunk for drums..and that, folks...is a cryin' shame.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

While we weren't initially crazy about seeing SPLICE, the latest trailer is filled with Adrien Brody's Nosey Goodness:


Why do we have to reference Adrien Brody's Schnozz every time? Because we're fucking infants. That's why.

Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Wait, hold on a minute...the author of MY HORIZONTAL life has a Sex Tape???. We...umm, never saw this coming.


Whose Middle-aged well-maintained nips are poking out through this shirt? (Drunken Stepfather)

So what if she has lips like a blowfish? She looks great without her clothes on... and we're pigs so that's all that matters.

PRINCE OF PERSIA Trailer Gets LEGO-ized (MovieFone)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Jumping out of her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)

Splinter Cell: Conviction - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Benz is the kind of gal you'd like to buy a...Benz...for (Dailyniner)

Broke-Ass Marilyn Monroe -- Is It Porn? (Asylum)

25 Ridiculous Product Directions Protecting People From Themselves (TheBachelorGuy)

High Speed Footage Of Sh-t Blowing Up (UPROXX)

Christine Mercedes (insert forced luxury car reference here) is mostly naked on the bed... *drool* (z0d)

is this Chubby Baby Hosting an Alien? (Video Gone Viral)

Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! (College Humor)

The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos Of All Time (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our friends in EXTREME are reunited (that's not news) and they found a backyard full of people for their "King Of The Ladies" video:

The video is one of several bonuses on the band's new Take Us Alive CD/DVD, coming out in May.

from EXTREME songs to exrteme-ly large breasts...

Hooterific Brandy Robbins got a new webcam:

Apparenly, Brandy just figured out that guys like watching women strip on Webcam. We've known that for a while.

as long as we're looking at busty gals...

Buxom, curvy PLAYBOY babe Julie Morse is going to to school to be a teacher:

"but don't let her soft spoken ways fool you" is what her online bio says... Yeah, because that whole crawling-naked-on-the-table thing totally had us thrown for a loop.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Many New Naked Babes, METALLICA News and More, Chubby Slayer fan, Chubby Kid on a Mountain Bike, FreeOnes Party In LA

Hip Hip Hoo-- Wait, not yet...It's only Thursday. Still, it's as good a day as any to hook up with a nice new friend...just don't be too obvious about it, you know?

(Let's pay tribute to some chubby guys today. Why? Because it's funny)
Fat kid on a bike... it's been around the web and back a million times, and remixed just as much, but it's still funny as hell


(Hey tubby, you make SLAYER fans want to melt down their record collections.

(while we're on the subject of the rawk...)

It's been confirmed that Jason Newsted will perform with METALLICA at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. Read about it and more in our MUSIC HEADLINES SECTION

(While we're on the rock topic, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... kinda rhymes with "boobs"...well barely. You do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story)

Our friends at Free Ones are having a party in Los Angeles this coming Sunday Get All the Details for the Party Online at Free Ones Parties!

Yeahh, that would be Alison Angel having some sexy time with Lia 19

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Irishka is Naked at the Pool
JUDAS PRIEST: 'Living After Midnight' LIVE in Paris
Alison Angel Has Fun with Lia 19
TOP GEAR: Car Darts
Olga Strips out of her tight black Dress
Chubby SLAYER fan
Kyla Cole shows off her Terrific Topless Body
Fat Kid + Mountain Bike + Dirt Ramp = OUCH

The lovely Emi, Freya, Dahlia, and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their thong-covered asses to "Let's Rock and Roll" by CHARM CITY DEVILS, who you can see on the Summer 2009 CRÜE FEST (click for tix!):



CLICK EMI's PHOTO TO WATCH HER SHAKE THAT MAGNIFICENT ASS


(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!


Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Babes, New O&A Videos, FreeOnes Party in L.A., New MÖTLEY CRÜE Live Video

It's two-for-Tuesday, everybuddy! Wait, no it's not. Not unless you're talking about the two sisters who live next door...and boy, was that a stretch. Swing and a miss.

(Keeping in line with that sanitary topic, let's look at some boobies)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his video series SHE IS HALF MY AGE (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlet Lynn Love:




RateMyWOW: Lynn Love

(and because they love boobies as much as WE do...)

Our friends at Free Ones are having a party in Los Angeles this coming Sunday Get All the Details for the Party Online at Free Ones Parties!

The one and only METALLICA did an impromptu concert last Friday in Austin Check out the Story and Video links here, as well as the rest of the MUSIC HEADLINES which we update every single day, several times a day!

That's MÖTLEY CRÜE playing live at Mohegan Sun on March 13th... Kimmel aired it on his Friday show


(Speaknig of our boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE... check outCRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... kinda rhymes with "juice"...which is what EROCK is getting hit with below)



Oh boy. Erock looks like he's hurting...again.

New Opie and Anthony Video: Thanks to the always-willing Erik/Erock/Sexbagel/whatever, we have some new O&A Show video to share with you all:



EROCK Gets Grapefruit Juice In His Eye

EROCK Does the Nannerpuss

Yup... it's Nannerpuss...

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Busty Veronika Takes A Shower

Vanessa B Strips Naked On The Couch

Motorcycle Delivery Boy Front Wheelie Mishap

Crissy Moran Nude Photo Shoot

MÖTLEY CRÜE: 'White Trash Circus' on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

Jenaveve Jolie Massages Her Boobs

Nannerpuss - Denny's 2009 Superbowl Commercial

The lovely Emi, Freya, Dahlia, and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their thong-covered asses to "Let's Rock and Roll" by CHARM CITY DEVILS, who you can see on the Summer 2009 CRÜE FEST (click for tix!):






CLICK EMI's PHOTO TO WATCH HER SHAKE THAT MAGNIFICENT ASS




(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!





Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

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