Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless

Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.

When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"

Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!

Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms

Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Korean Collision Caught On Camera, Ice Cream Men Brawl, Tila Tequila Topless, New DISTURBED video, AEROSMITH at Fenway Park, OZZY at OZZFEST, Kelley Scarlett and Krystal Summers show their buxom bodies

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

A compact car in Korea slides across the slick road and collides with an oncoming minivan:

Anyone want to guess how this turned out?

And you thought drug dealers were the only people to fight over street corners:

Mister Softy and Softy Cream Man Get into it on the streets of New York City. Now NO ONE gets ice cream! Waaaah!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tila Tequila Was Topless When She Got Attacked (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time... seriously!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Oh Shit! ALIEN! Wait, no. It's Shauna Sand in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Can You believe Someone banged her on video and admitted it? Weird, right?

Whoa. Jasmin St Claire is still around? Who knew? Is that a Wig? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

Sex Toy Or Dog Toy? (The Smoking Jacket)

How much is that cup of joe actually costing you (The Campus Socialite)

10 T Anchors Gone Wild (The Frisky)

The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time (The Bleacher Report)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Liz Ashley Takes Off Her Tank Top To Expose the Tightest Body We've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career (UPROXX)

Dani Jensen Has Nice Nubs and a Nifty Little Body (z0d)

Four New Fall Shows That Will Make You Want to Kill Your TV (Asylum)

Beat The House: Prevent Your Own Wikileaks Scandal (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

What is David Draiman from DISTURBED yelling about?

Oh wait, they have a new video. No need to panic. DISTURBED is on tour now (get those tickets now, Grandma!).

Steven Tyler from AEROSMITH (who are on tour now) played "Dream On" frokm the tippy-top of Fenway Park:

...and he didn't even break his hip! Aerosmith is on tour now, so go see them LIVE before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

This, folks, is OZZY OSBOURNE playing at the start of Ozzfest and he doesn't want to change the world:

He DOES, however, want to change his band members more often than he changes his socks.

From hard rock, we move gently to ... hard nipples!

Buxom British bombshell Kelley Scarlett can't keep her shirt on:

So what chance do you think a flimsy fishnet shirt has against her huge pierced boobs?

Big-breasted blond MILF Krystal Summers is a dirty dirty girl:

She pulls off her black dress, and makes a lucky employee feel even luckier.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all (legal in your state, that is) ages... take a look-see at what I spent by otherwise boring-as-hell weekend doing. I loaded up my barnyard DVD player with some of the finest smut the bossman had to offer and gave it an honest review. No, not for MY benefit. For YOURS. Now say thank you.



...then check out my reviews for:



One On One 8

Tinker With My Stinker 2

Dark Meat White Treat 3

Too Much Ass? NOT!

Feeling Black 10

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