Backyard Showering, Snowblower Burial, GOD Hating, HELLYEAH mellowing, Adult Stars networking on Network TV, Gisele fondling

Why did the Navajo Indians refer to the middle of the week as 'Hump Day'?

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We have no idea. Stop asking stupid questions and go seduce a cute neighbor. Mmm... showering in the yard.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

Want to steal this guy's shovel? Go nuts:

Just be prepared to get your car buried a few minutes later. Take THAT, shovel thief!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)


Kim Kardashian is looking all fancy in Harper's Bazaar (Drunken Stepfather)


Kim Kardashian looking all naked in her most infamous spread...get it? Spread? Legs? Homemade smut tape? We KILL ourselves!

Sandy looks like Catwoman... kind of... but better (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with the Cast of 'Traffic Light' (Bullz-Eye)

Kayleigh Elizabeth gets out of those tight latex leggings... or are they leather? Meh. We dunno (Dailyniner)

Ashlynn Brooke makes a football Jersey look better than anyone EVER (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEICIDE have released a trailer for their upcoming album To Hell With God:

They're a nice bunch of Catholic boys. Why not invite 'em to dinner?

HELLYEAH is getting mellow in their old age... Wait a minute, old age? They're only on album number two... sheesh, relax:

The song kind of sounds like METALLICA's "Unforgiven" in the beginning. Quick! Let's litigate!

From heavy metal to... you guessed it... Heavy hooters!

Soooo... if you were watching ABC-TV's Winter Wipeout the other day, you may have seen a familiar face...and familiar set of boobs getting tossed around:

That's adult starlet Taylor Wane, using her real name Joanna DuTremble

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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