Headbutt Knockout, Shaving Helmet, X-MEN First Class Trailer, KORN, DEVILDRIVER, WICKED SENSATION, Bunches of Bikini Babes

Never underestimate the sex appeal of geeky comic book fan:

So what if she's got a boyfriend? He's perusing the graphic novels. Time to make your move. Seal the deal before Chester gets back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

When antagonizing a beefy gentleman with arms bigger than your head...

You might want to make sure you have some good running shoes... or else...

Because SHAVING was just oh-so-cumbersome...

Boris from Brooklyn decided to make a...shaving helmet? Yeah, that's a timesaver.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

The trailer for X-MEN First Class made the rounds yesterday, but in case you haven't seen it...

Let your geek flag fly, and hope your mom doesn't catch you sporting that massive erection.

Who does this set of amazing Jersey-rific boobs belong to? No, it's not Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)



Japan Sure Knows How to Traumatize a Kid (The Smoking Jacket)

Perla is the kind of gal who can... umm... whoa! totally naked! train of thought derailed! (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Tommy Lee Jones (Bullz-Eye)

Julia Assange has nothing to do with Wikileaks, and that's OK because her boobs are huge (Dailyniner)

Bree Morgan could be more than a pretty face and a hot ass, but who cares? Not us, that's for damn sure. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEVILDRIVER is the kind of band you can just kick back, mellow out, and have a few drinks while listening:

Wait, sorry...we're thinking of Barry White. The guys in DEVILDRIVER will make you want to kick kittens... most likely.

Meanwhile, KORN gets to postpone the last few dates of the MUSIC AS A WEAPON tour because DISTURBED had to bail:

David Draiman from DISTURBED blew out his voice, so adios amigos!

who said that the SCORPIONS and RAMMSTEIN were the only Germans allowed to carry guitars?

Well, no one really. We're just making a sweeping generalization for the sake of posting this clip.

From bands we segue gently into ...Bikinis (yeah, as gently as a cement truck rolling into a fireworks factory)

Everyone say hi to Lacey Brooks:

Try to hide your boners for like, oh... five seconds or so. You know, you should try to make a good impression.

As long as you're ogling bikini babes, check out Addison Rose:

and the hap-hap-happiest bikini you'll ever see... well, today at least.

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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