Groupies RULE, Zakk Wylde and William Shatner, gratuitous drum solo, OZZY on TV, SLASH on Lopez Tonight, Big Booty and Bigger Bra Sizes

Being famous certainly has its perks, but what do all the groupies do when there are no celebrities around?

Glad you asked! They troll around online looking for strangers to have uncommitted flings with

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

William Shatner has recruited none other than ZAKK WYLDE to perform on his cover of ... "IRON MAN"?:

We don't agree with it at all. We UNDERSTAND it...but we don't agree with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)

Normally we wouldn't care about Amber Heard, but she's looking great in Esquire (Drunken Stepfather)

we appreciate Amber Heard even more now that we've seen her naked scenes

Malibu is named after a city AND a beverage. Thank God she wasn't named "Bayonne" (FreakShow Planet)

11 Movies for 2011 (Bullz-Eye)

Brittany Bardot is dressed like a schoolgirl, but she's anything other than that (Dailyniner)

Cali Lakai. Awful Name. Amazing Body (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

...and now for your gratuitos drum solo of the day, here's Frankie Banali from QUIET RIOT:

QUIET RIOT is totally re-formed with a new singer because... well, because their original singer... is uhh... dead.

A surprisingly lucid OZZY OSBOURNE appeared on Good Day L.A.:

Amazing what a lack of chemicals in the body will do to a person.

SLASH was on LOPEZ TONIGHT playing the ROLLING STONES classic "Brown Sugar":

Eh, not many. One, maybe? Can you even call the band THIN LIZZY at this point.

From metal, we saunter gently over to the mammaries...nice segue, right?

Busty blondes Kayla Cupcakes and Summer Sin filled up the whole camera with their massive hooters:

...and if not for the obnoxious cameraman, this clip would be perfect.

...and now for today's lecture on rocket science...

...No, not really. We lied. It's Brooke Lee Adams and Ava Rose showing off their big booty. That's kind of like rocket science, isn't it?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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