Housekeepers in thongs, Brawl at a Boxing Match, DISTURBED in Maine, LINKIN PARK frozen in Boston, Nella Jay and Lylith Lavey... hey, that rhymes!

Another day, another flood of Charlie Sheen news... yippee.

What's the point in getting a housekeeper if you're not going to act inappropriately?

Exactly. There is no point! That's why you put out feelers for one who doesn't mind being felt up. They exist. Seriously. They do.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

Just because you're at a kickboxing match doesn't mean you're supposed to brawl with other folks in the crowd:

Or does it? We get so confused sometimes. So many rules these days, you know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)


Rihanna is getting weirder-looking (Drunken Stepfather)


Normy has a guy's name, but all girl parts (FreakShow Planet)

Five Future Stars of Super Bowl XLV (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes... Little...Latina...Lickable (Dailyniner)

Jana Cova has her hands in her pants. Lucky pants. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

Mutha-Truckin' LINKIN PARK, yo... playing to a half-empty TD Banknorth center in Boston:

Well, half-empty because of the snow, not because they suck... that's debatable.

Ever wondered what DISTURBED looks like playing to a Coliseum full of hicks in Maine:

Wonder no more, friends, because thanks to Mike, we have video of such an event.

Enough of that tame shit, mang... here's the funbags!

What do you get when you cross Nella Jay with a bikini and a bottle of baby oil?

Why, you get THIS. Plain and simple.

We'd ask you the same question about Lylith Lavey, but why bother

...because we'd get the same answer...and the same video. It's called Big Wet Tits 9... classy, right?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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