Heavy Metal MILF, Collapsing Wine, Superbowl Trailers, Lotsa OZZY, Fergie & SLASH, New FoundryCams Goodness

Lonely? Go get yourself a Heavy Metal MILF that looks like Tera Patrick

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We heard the other day that the kinkiest women on the planet live in West Virginia. Dare to dream, boys and girls.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

This clip will make anyone with a wine sweet-tooth cry like a baby:

This will make old Chester read the instructions before building shelves again.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

So, umm... who saw the 'Super Bowl', as it's referred to in the far east?

WOO! The Captain America trailer is online. F I N A L L Y.

Big Robots. Destroying one another.

TRANSFORMERS: Dark Of The Moon looks like a movie we'd actually pay to see. Bang. Crash. Boom.

Christina Aguilera messes up the National Anthem. Nah, no one will notice (Drunken Stepfather)


Mmm... Christina Aguilera Boobies

Mandy Dee has boobies that make you go 'Oh mama' (FreakShow Planet)

Featured Model: Sonny Frazier (Bullz-Eye)

Aimee Addison is all that and a Box o' Chicken (Dailyniner)

Julia Morse is code for 'looks really great naked'... meh, we tried (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

and if you were watching the big sporting event, you may have seen THIS:

SLASH showed up and made the BLACK EYED PEAS almost watch-able.

You may have seen OZZY OSBOURNE and (who the F*$& is) JUSTIN BIEBER doing a commercial for BEST BUY:

We'll give them both a tussle for making fun of themselves in this one.

Speaking of OZZY OSBOURNE, we now have the full video of him chucking a bucket of water at one of his wife's co-hosts from The Talk:

Get off the stage, madam. The Prince of Darkess doesn't appreciate your girthy hips.

From aging rockers to young hotness...

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)



...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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