MARS needs MILFs, NIKKI SIXX needs Therapy, IRON MAIDEN needs a Plane, The POODLES need to figure out what year it is, Christine Mendoza needs clothing

Good day to you, madam. Planning a trip to MARS? Here's hoping you find a gentleman to spend time with on your trip:

MILFs need hugs devote to humping...and then some. So get to it, fella.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Ever heard of a place in India called Kerala? No? Neither have we. Until today.

That's some swell driving, buddy. Why not try to keep all of the wheels on the ground next time.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Why is Karissa Shannon changing a tire in her bra? (Drunken Stepfather)

Ahh, wait. We know the answer to this one. she's trying to attract attention to herself so you'll buy her sex video that she made with her black boyfriend. Sheesh, that was a mouthful.


Madison Ivy in Poison Ivy! heh. Just kidding. She's in Lingerie. Poison Ivy was funnier though (FreakShow Planet)

Cross Fit: The Training, the Games, the B.S. (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Taylor has some nice nubs..and some red friggin' lips (z0d)

Aryka Lynn is ... umm... ah... well. Crap. Train of thought derailed. Hot blondes just do all kinds of things to our no-no place (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Nikki Sixx and SIXX A.M. have a new video for "Lies of the Beautiful People"

Ironically, it's filled with really ugly people.

Going on a flight? Meet your captain. It's that guy from IRON MAIDEN

Feel safe yet?

Want to wear tight white leather pants? Um, you'd best move to Sweden and hang with The POODLES:

It's 1987 all year long in Sweden, baby.

...and we sashay away from the bands and move on over to...the bimbos! Yes!!!

Whaddya know? It's our old friend Christine Mendoza and she's hanging with her pal Sasha:

So what if the video is four years old? She's still smoking hot, and besides... we saw cleavage and our brains fell out.

Do you know who Brynn Tyler is? No? Neither do we.

Well, ok... we lied. That's a picture of her right there. She's in a bikini, kind of...

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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