Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

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Kitchen MILF, TRANSFORMERS 3 Teaser, Ozzy don't know Bieber, JACKYL is still kicking around and being tactless, Nikki Sexx, Violet, Sabrina Maree, Jasmine Black, Roxy Taggart are topless

In our twisted universe all married women hang around the house looking like this waiting to get a vist from a gentleman caller.

Now, while she might not be only wearing a thong, she's not waiting around for the old man to get the job done... and that's where YOU come in

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Joe Torres from WABC-TV in New York was reporting on a Catholic Church robbery, and a woman in the background just HAD to be on camera...

This folks, is either the worst luck in the world caught on camera or God's way of staying "Stay in the background, lady".

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The teaser trailer for Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg's latest entry into the TRANSFORMERS franchise has hit the web:

WHAT??? The robots have been on the moon since 1969 (if not earlier)??? You don't say... Wow. Wait, suspension of disbelief... breathe in... breathe out...keep it together

Some people find her attractive. Some find her simply..odd. (Drunken Stepfather)

On the positive side, She's been naked on film... A LOT... and we can appreciate the hell out of that.

COED’s Ass-ential 2010 Advent Calendar (COED Magazine)

Bullz-Eye.com 2010 Year End Music Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

John Lennon: Interesting Facts About his Life and Death (The Bachelor Guy)

Carli Banks lets people take pictures of her naked, gets paid, then laughs all the way to the...Bank. (FreakShow Planet)

With the Bikini AND sunglasses, Rebecca Rayann is wearing exactly 3 ounces of clothing (z0d)

Heather Joy and her lack of Lingerie will bring you much... Happiness...err, Joy. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

OZZY OSBOURNE hos no idea who JUSTIN BIEBER is...

...and we could not be happier.

Not only is JACKYL still making music, but this all-white-guy band claim they feel 'Just Like A Negro'. Wait, what?

Isn't that Darryl McDaniels from RUN DMC? eeeeeyup. It sure is... Nice save, fellas.

Now let's throttle back on the maturity level a bit and bring out... you guessed it! Boobies!

Not many people can pull off the bikini-and-platform-heels look outside of the strip club. NIKKI SEXX manages to pull it off perfectly

This is just a little taste, but you can see her full scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). Now, dammit.

Ready for some broken-English girl-girl fornication? Who isn't?? Jasmine Black and Roxy Taggart are engaged in some wonderful Romainian/Slovakian kitchen fornication:

The movie is called BIG NATURAL TITS 23 ... and as you migh imagine, the women have... oh, we're seriously over-explaining this one.

The tempting Twistys Treat Sabrina Marie is 23 years-old, but would have you believe that she's really a schoolgirl. Oh, but she's not fooling us, nosiree:

She's using that schoolgirl outfit merely as an excuse to play with herself ... in which case, we're extremely tolerant of her trickery.

The tantalizing, tattooed alt-bombshell Violet, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips as well as her own solo site has classed up, and dressed down for this photo shoot:

She'll go way more than topless at her official site ... we're just giving you a li'l taste of her goodness.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Monday Links: Cartwheeling cars, Bad Bank Getaway, Adulterous Indians, Lindsay Lohan in Debt, AnnaLynne McCord in A Bikini, SOUNDGARDEN reunites, MEGADETH on Cellos, SLASH at Dodger Stadium, Cassie Keller, Talia Shepard, Bikini Babes Kissing

Happy Monday boys and girls!
Did your weekend include two younug ladies kissing aggressively?

Well done, friend... there's nothing wrong with deviant behavior like having relations with multiple partners ...just keep it quiet, ya know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Cartwheeling your compact car is one way to get it to stop moving


But certainly not the most effective manner to parallel park

When planning a bank robbery getaway...


you may want to choose something a bit more speedy than a moped.

An adulterous Indian man & woman are beaten publicly...


...by several people who have never thrown a punch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan is 600k in Credit Card Debt (WWTDD)

Rlax missy Just make another movie where you show your boobs...and you'll be debt-free in no time!


Annalynne McCord Needs Attention (Drunken Stepfather)

She also needs to be in more movies where she takes her clothes off. Come ON, casting directors, where are you?

Partners in Health (FunnyCrave)

KICK ASS - Movie review (Bullz-Eye)

Sue Diamond is a Diamond in the Rough... you know, cuz she's really hot (Freakshow Planet)

Cody Love LOVES being naked. In fact, we can't find any shots of her wearing clothes (Dailyniner)

5 Horrifying Things Mother Nature Made to Wreck Your Junk (ForkParty)

Why We Love Boba Fett (Gunaxin)

Obamourage: Rough In The Buff (atom)

From the Makers of Snuggie... (Collge Humor)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

The Top 29 Cities of 2010 (Ask Men)

Tan-Through Polo Lets You Golf Without the Golfer's Tan (The Bachelor Guy)

What MMA Has Taught Us About Bar Fights (The Campus Throne)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

What's this? MEGADETH??? On cello?

Indeed. The band is PRIMITIVITY and their new disc Plays MEGADETH for Cello is in stores and online now!

Oh now THIS is big news

The reunited SOUNDGARDEN performed LIVE for the first time in thirteen years in Seattle:

The band broke up in 1997. Now they're back. For how long? who knows?

Our buddy our pal SLASH played an ultra-mellow version of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Dodger Stadium:

Apparently, there was an issue with one of his cables, so he couldn't rip into the song the way he wanted. The result was a very mellow version.

From heavy rock to heavy racks...

Stunning PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassie Keller is a full-time student who enjoys being naked:

and we have NO problem with her being naked. None whatsoever.

Oooh! public Nudity!

Chesty young Texas-born Talia Shepard is taking her clothes off in a parking lot:

We're willing to bet she has no problem getting parking spaces on those crowded weekends at the mall.

Two hot young blond babes in bikinis are kissing on the beach:

That is all. Blondes kissing. Beach. Bikinis...That is all.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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Polish Police Pile-up, Durable Homeless man, Conan Moves to TBS, Mystery Nips, Lemmy and Slash, Rob Zombie at Golden Gods, MEGADETH mauls San Diego, Busty Faith, Nelli Roono

Bah. Harumph. It's Monday.
Mop up the bodily fluids and wake up the young lady you fell asleep with last night... she has class in about an hour.

Chances are you'll hook up with her again in a day or so...adultery is on the rise, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

Meet the most durable homeless man in all of Brazil... He gets clobbered by a car, and keeps going...


he's kind of like a TIMEX watch... only less useful.

How many Polish police cruisers have to slide backwards down an icy hill to cause a mini-pile-up?


According to this clip... about two. Well done, fellas.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Conan is Moving to TBS (WWTDD)


Gee Whiz, whose nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Psst...we've all seen her silicone-injected arse getting ram-jammed before..

Top 10 Funny/Profound Basketball Quotes (The Hoop Doctors)

Destiny St Claire is your Destiny... if you're into naked nymphomaniacs (Freakshow Planet)

DATE NIGHT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Busty Blond Babe Amber St. James Just has to be Naked (Dailyniner)

Worst Places to Be in a Zombie Invasion (The Campus Throne)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Win Backstage Passes To 30 Seconds To Mars (Heavy)

Testing the Mickey Rourke Hypothesis (UPROXX)

Hunter Bryce is Busting out of her Red Bra and Thong (z0d)

Shaq sings Rick James in a Wig (uh, right) (URLesque)

Simple Solutions to 13 Common Problems Frequent Fliers Face (Except snakes on a plane) (The Bachelor Guy)

5 Products for Men That Actually Work (Asylum)

The 50 Coolest Soaps In The World (SuperTremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends SLASH and Lemmy Kilmister from MOTÖRHEAD rocked the Golden Gods Awards:

They performed "Doctor Alibi" from Slash's new solo album - out now!

Speaking of the Golden Gods Awards, ROB ZOMBIE hit the stage with new drummer Joey Jordison from SLIPKNOT to do the WHITE ZOMBIE classic "More Human Than Human":

ROB ZOMBIE is on the road now - get those tickets while you still can!

Our buddy Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH pancakes San Deigo in a Patton tank in the band's latest video:

The semi-reunited MEGADETH is on tour now - get them tickets, droogies!

From heavy metal to heavy bosoms...

Beautiful Busty British Faith is scaled back substantially in this bath time clip:

She's not going prude on us though, thankfully Faith is still a dirty, dirty girl - in High Definition, of course.

Holy jaw-droppingly-huge boobs!

Enormously-large-breasted Polish Babe Nelli Roono is kind-of covered up in a long coat:

Buuuut not for long. There's only so many ways you can cover up KK-cup breasts.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.