Dio is Dead, Cyclist vs Car, Inside a Tornado, Kendra is Behind the Sex Tape, Jenna Bentley and Creepy Old Guy, QUEENSRYCHE and the Chunky Dominatrix, CHICKENFOOT's New Video, Veronica Saint's Lucky Thong, Jayden James Topless Car Ride, New Carmen Video

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.


Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.

A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:


And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.

This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...


Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)

Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.


Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)

And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!

Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)

Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)

Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)

Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)

Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)

Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)

Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)

A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:

...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.

Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:

the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)

From Supergroups to super-hot ass

The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:

Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.

Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:

Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Burglar Gets Stuck in Ceiling, MEGADETH live in Dallas, CHICKENFOOT and Jason Bonham live in Vegas, Ivy Black, Bentley Shea, Jessica DeCarlo

Let's stay classy and kick off this Tuesday with some...tits.

 

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Skyla Shy and Sarah Wild:

RateMyWOW: Skyla Shy
RateMyWOW: Sarah Wild

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When breaking into an office via the ceiling...

...make sure hole in said ceiling is wide enough to fit through.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Cameron Diaz's Ass on a Motorcycle with Tom Cruise
(Drunken Stepfather)
and if that's not racy enough...Here's a link to that Cameron Diaz bondage flick she made when she was younger...and NAKED.

Lexi Belle really rings our...bells. Get it? Bells? Balls? Ech. (z0d)

End Of Decade TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

Marlene makes us reconsider our 'no redheads' policy (Daily Niner)

Whatever, Models Play Warcraft Nude All The Time (SFW) (GammaSquad)

Why does Veronica Zemanova even bother wearing clothes? (FreakshowPlanet)

Celebrity Kung-Fu, Pit your Fav Squabbling Celeb (or Least Fav) Against One Another ... TO THE DEATH (atom)

Japanese Vs. American Web Design: A Visual Comparison (I Heart Chaos)

What is your poo telling you? Glad you asked (Illuminati)

Your Secret Chick Decoder Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

The Ten Most Unlikely 80s Movie Heroes (Gunaxin)

Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape (Break)

Wikipedia Pledges are Starting to get out of hand (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

When you have a hot-ass body like The body Ivy Black is blessed with...

We think you should be legally OBLIGATED to make it naked. Ivy doesn't seem to mind.

Speaking of hot-as-hell bodies, check out Bentley Shea from RascalDog:

Bentley has a slamming body. She's in a plaid Bikini. She removes it. That is all.

Dave Mustaine and the guys in MEGADETH are out on tour now...get those tickets!

Headbanging his way well into middle age. Watch out for that neck, fella.

Staying with the music, we check out CHICKENFOOT, who jammed with Jason Bonham in Vegas:

Jamming on classic LED ZEPPELIN at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel.

getting back to boobs, because they're fun. Hot young PLAYBOY coed Jessica DeCarlo is taking a shower:
A gal's gotta stay clean, right?

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

CHICKENFOOT and Jason Bonham: "Rock and Roll" LIVE in Las Vegas
Ivy Black Strips In Her Room
MEGADETH: 'In My Darkest Hour' LIVE in Dallas
Bentley Shea in a Plaid Bikini
CCTV: Burglar Gets Stuck In Office Ceiling
Jessica DeCarlo Takes a Shower/li>

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