Mami Culo Bueno, New PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trailer, J-WOWW is an author? Pissing off a cop, Old Farts gone Wild, TM Stevens and Ridiculous bass playing

Yo, homes...we're not saying your mom's got a nice butt...

but based on the those photos she's posting online... We sure as hell are THINKING it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

peeling out in front of a cop...

is a GREAT way to get an express ticket to jail... so would you knock it off...please?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

The new trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: On STRANGER TIDES doesn't make us miss Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom one bit

You've got your Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, and your Keith Richards...who else do you need?

J-WOWW is a best selling author

Someone fucking shoot me. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat has a name that youd associate with a big fat person... but she's anything BUT (FreakShow Planet)

The Top 5 Health & Fitness Myths (Bullz-Eye)

Nika and Sophia are REALLY REALLY friendly...and that is NEVER a bad thing. (z0d)

Keylee Parker andn her friend are having happy nake fun time! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

If SKID ROW is still singing "Youth Gone Wild" after 20 years...

Wouldn't that make them "Old farts gone wild"? Just sayin'.

...and now for an out-of-control bass guitar solo, courtesy of TM STEVENS:

Fucker is GOOD, but come on, man...some people have jobs to go to in the morning.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Who wants to see what Lexi Belle is up to lately? Looks like about ten sit-ups!!

Shake a tail-feather, honey Asses like that take WORK...Crunch! GRRRR! Crunch!!! GRRR!!.

and of course Jynx Maze needs NO help making her arse look fantastic

except for maybe that cameraman. Take a hike, dude..

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Bobbia is on a CRASHDIET

Busty blond babe Bobbia shows off her curvy body and her ripped-to-shreds FoundryMusic T-shirt in her FOUNDRY CAMS debut.

Thanks to CRASHDIET for "Generation Wild".

Thanks to Jon for the editing.



At this point, do you really need to be told what to do? JUST CLICK IT ALREADY!

How about that hiney, eh? Go see more of it LIVE and on cam - right NOW only at FOUNDRY CAMS!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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Thanks again to CRASHDIET for the song "Generation Wild"



You can also get some Crashdïet online at iTunes


*and that, as they say... is that*

Friday Links: Weekend War Helmet, Man falls off train, Link Love, Clash Of The Titans Trailer 2, Sebastian Bach and Terry Ilous LIVE, Girls Gone Wild, Playboy's Nastasha Anastasia

 

Holy crap! It's Friday! Friiiiiiidaaaaay! *weeping* time to loosen that belt and make a bee-line for the neighbor's wife:

She's waiting at home alone in pink lingerie. Just for you. Make a move now before she gets dressed!

 

Don't dick around, either. If you take too long, then the Dancing Bear will make his move.

He loves the neighbor's wife too. He doesn't waste time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We could tell you that riding on the side of a train is a BAD idea...

...but we think that's kind of obvious. Apparently no one told THIS guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Sharon Stone is old and has hard nipples
(Drunken Stepfather)
Sharon Stone has been naked in almost every movie she's made.

Jana Cova is Barely Covered (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Love is I...I...I..yay...yay (Daily Niner)

The Ten Tackiest Christmas Traditions (Gunaxin)

Candy Mason is Pure Eye Candy (FreakshowPlanet)

13 Amazing Caucasian Afros (SuperTremendous)

Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating... Now There's "Group Dating" (The Bachelor Guy)

Don Chavez’s Favorite Things: Attus Apparel (Don Chavez)

A Flowchart to Determine if You've Been Naughty or Nice This Year (Holy Taco)

19 Depressing, Crazy and Downright Awful Nativity Scenes (Photos + Videos) (URLesque)

Terrible Gifts For The MMA Fan (Heavy)

Jersey Protesters fight Stereotypes (WarmingGlow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Leave it to the guys at GIRLS GONE WILD/a> to find a nurse and a cop willing to make out with one another

God bless Joe Francis and all the wonderful work he does.

British blond PLAYBOY hotness Natasha Anastasia is having her photo taken:

As luck would have it, she's doing it sans-clothing!

For an old fart, SEBASTIAN BACH's voice is holding up well:

Singing a song he did with SKID ROW, "Here I Am"... LIVE. In fucking Budapest.

Speaking of old farts whose voices stay in great shape, if you remember the band XYZ, then you know who Terry Ilous is:

Rockin' the crowd at ... Mohegan Sun. OK, so it's not an arena...how the semi-mighty have fallen.

The new CLASH OF THE TITANS trailer is online:

Release tha muthafuckin' Kraken, bitch!

aaaad back to boobies, let's all gaze at British babe Renata as she pulls her dress off.

Off with you, pesky dress! You are itchy!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Indian Man Falls Off Crowded Train
CLASH OF THE TITANS - Trailer 2
Girls Gone Wild: Nurse and Cop Girl-Girl Kissing
SEBASTIAN BACH: Here I Am LIVE in Budapest
British Playboy CyberGirl Natasha Anastasia
Terry Ilous: What Keeps Me Loving You LIVE at Mohegan Sun
Renata Rips Off Her Dress

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Burglar Gets Stuck in Ceiling, MEGADETH live in Dallas, CHICKENFOOT and Jason Bonham live in Vegas, Ivy Black, Bentley Shea, Jessica DeCarlo

Let's stay classy and kick off this Tuesday with some...tits.

 

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Skyla Shy and Sarah Wild:

RateMyWOW: Skyla Shy
RateMyWOW: Sarah Wild

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When breaking into an office via the ceiling...

...make sure hole in said ceiling is wide enough to fit through.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Cameron Diaz's Ass on a Motorcycle with Tom Cruise
(Drunken Stepfather)
and if that's not racy enough...Here's a link to that Cameron Diaz bondage flick she made when she was younger...and NAKED.

Lexi Belle really rings our...bells. Get it? Bells? Balls? Ech. (z0d)

End Of Decade TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

Marlene makes us reconsider our 'no redheads' policy (Daily Niner)

Whatever, Models Play Warcraft Nude All The Time (SFW) (GammaSquad)

Why does Veronica Zemanova even bother wearing clothes? (FreakshowPlanet)

Celebrity Kung-Fu, Pit your Fav Squabbling Celeb (or Least Fav) Against One Another ... TO THE DEATH (atom)

Japanese Vs. American Web Design: A Visual Comparison (I Heart Chaos)

What is your poo telling you? Glad you asked (Illuminati)

Your Secret Chick Decoder Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

The Ten Most Unlikely 80s Movie Heroes (Gunaxin)

Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape (Break)

Wikipedia Pledges are Starting to get out of hand (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

When you have a hot-ass body like The body Ivy Black is blessed with...

We think you should be legally OBLIGATED to make it naked. Ivy doesn't seem to mind.

Speaking of hot-as-hell bodies, check out Bentley Shea from RascalDog:

Bentley has a slamming body. She's in a plaid Bikini. She removes it. That is all.

Dave Mustaine and the guys in MEGADETH are out on tour now...get those tickets!

Headbanging his way well into middle age. Watch out for that neck, fella.

Staying with the music, we check out CHICKENFOOT, who jammed with Jason Bonham in Vegas:

Jamming on classic LED ZEPPELIN at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel.

getting back to boobs, because they're fun. Hot young PLAYBOY coed Jessica DeCarlo is taking a shower:
A gal's gotta stay clean, right?

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

CHICKENFOOT and Jason Bonham: "Rock and Roll" LIVE in Las Vegas
Ivy Black Strips In Her Room
MEGADETH: 'In My Darkest Hour' LIVE in Dallas
Bentley Shea in a Plaid Bikini
CCTV: Burglar Gets Stuck In Office Ceiling
Jessica DeCarlo Takes a Shower/li>

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Wednesday Links: Fiance affairs and the Dancing Bear, Hong Kong KFC serves up Garbage, Lots of Link Love, Sebastian Bach and Jani Lane Live, Christine Mendoza, Tera Patrick, and the Girls Gone Wild

Your wife is an outstanding piece of ass who takes naughty photos for you... better keep an eye on her or she'll wander off:

This sexy wife is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy wives. They're a blessed organization

By the way, when she tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets homem buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This KFC in Hong Kong got busted serving up trash:

Fast food generally tastes like garbage, but that's a little extreme.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Once again...Kim Kardashian's Boobs (Drunken Stepfather) - and once again...Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape.

Tori Black is Wrapped up in Pink (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Alisson, Zuzana, and Gina are piling on one another (Daily Niner)

What If You Were Making Love to Christopher Walken? (Funny Crave)

The 10 Funniest/Weirdest Moments on Jeopardy (World Of Isaac)

Oldest Adult Baby Ever (I Heart Chaos)

Heather Rene Smith is beyond beautiful (Freakshow Planet)

A Day Without Cats on 9.9.09 (Video) (URLesque)

Lingerie Football League Kickoff Preview (Gunaxin)

Sexual Intercourse: American Style - Incense and Candles (atom)

Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime (on205th)

Ballboy tries to fly at US Open, Fails (With Leather)

The Ten Sexiest Album Covers (FunkJelly)

Wawfully Wedded Wife (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

Adult super-starlet Tera Patrick is having her picture taken:

but it's not like a high school picture...these are the naughty ones... the non-clothed kind.

Speaking of pictures, Christine Mendoza is posing for a few:

It's a sunny day, so why not roll around in the grass with your butt up in the air, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BIG & RICH who were jamming with Sebastian Bach in Canada:

Don't look so confused, Baz... you are the Youth Gone Wild... or you were, at one point.

Remember Jani Lane from WARRANT? He's still kicking around:

That's Jani doing "Machine Gun" at the House of Blues in Hollywood.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Renna:

She rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she... gets more lotion. No way we're getting the hose out.

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza - Summer Strip
Sebastian Bach with BIG & RICH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Canada
Tera Patrick Nude Photo Shoot
Jani Lane: 'Machine Gun' LIVE in Hollywood
Renna Rubs the Lotion On Her Boobs
Mike Silverman - aka 'That1Guy' - 'ButtMachine' LIVE in Vancouver
Two Blond College Babes Making Out With Each Other
Caught on Video: Hong Kong KFC Serves Food From Trash

 

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Bear Grylls from MAN vs. WILD, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets Now, New O&A Podcast

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (It's Don West selling all kinds of sports oddities...BE DIALING!)

Happy Thursday and hello May 2008! (incidentally, what the hell is going on with the weather in New York? It's never been this F-ing cold out (yeah, right... like I'm some kind of authority).

Anyway... we have the one and only Bear Grylls back in studio to promote the new season of MAN vs. WILD.

Also stopping by is our longtime comedian crony, Bill Burr to talk about his gigs this weekend at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. Also hanging with us is our pal Nick DiPaolo, and he's going to be at the Brokerage Comedy club on Long Island tonight.

Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

...speaking of our funny friends...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! His new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love!


Click the pic to order it now!

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Yes, the BOOBS are back in town, fellas! Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have THREE new pairs of lovely bazooms for you to drool over...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Valentina Rossi

RateMyWOW: Sarah Twain

RateMyWOW: Ryan Hunter

...If you like boobies as much as we do, you want to keep looking at them, so we do this now...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

...Now, that video probably gave you a little rise in your lower half, so check this out...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

...let's be honest now... your perv switch is probably still in the 'ON' position...so here you go...

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show (and judging by the Email we're getting, many of you DID), Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

My Mom's Fucking BLACKZILLA

My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA

Alabama Representative Alvin Holmes spoke out against legislation that would allow citizens to purchase beer with higher alcohol content.

Listen to Alvin Holmes Describe All The Various Beers You Can Buy in Alabama! (you'll understand why it's funny almost immediately)

Put down that plate full of French Toast, and check out all the fresh melons we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Brandon Iron Fights a Big Rubber Snake In 'Pussy Beat 2'

Rolling Office Chair Wipeout

Jelena Jensen Topless On A Couch... Diddling

7 Year-old steals Grandmother's SUV

Lorena Aquino Oils Up Her Booty

Teenage Girl In Shorts Wipes Out On Skateboard

GOV Love - The Eliot Spitz-her Story

Paula Abdul Gets Confused with Jason Castro On 'American Idol'

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: It's HERE, kids!! As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

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