Christmas leftovers, Ice Removal in Russia, NYC Bouncer Brawl, KIX-mas in Mississippi, OZZY Hawking Tea, GWAR plays XBOX, Nikki Benz, Dirty Lilly, and Carmen's Holiday Spectacular

All we got for Christmas was our two front teeth... and a bunch of barely-dressed college girls wearing antlers...

Their boyfriends were passed out at the bar so we moved in and took advantage. It's what we do.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Ice removal in Russia just got a little more interesting.

Shooting a Vintorez sniper rifle in the air in a crowded neighborhood. Yeah, that looks safe, doesn't it?

What say we pick a fight with a New York City bouncer?

Ooh, threaten to sue him... sure, that'll work. Adios, muchacho

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ass in Jeans! Ass in Jeans! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey-O! Take a guess! it's not like she signed a deal with Vivid to release a sex tape... oh wait, yes she did.

Kneely Morgan is kneeling naked by the fence... and what kind of name is 'Kneely'? (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

We hope you're not driving when you click on this photo of Heather Starlett, because it WILL distract you (z0d)

Sasha Cane touches her tiny pink taco (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

The guys in KIX are still kicking, apparently:

...and Steve Whiteman is still as difficult to understand as ever. Lead singer says what?!?!

OZZY OSBOURNE used to bite the heads off of bats. Now he's hawking Lipton iced tea:

Kinda takes away the "Prince Of Darkness" image, doesn't it?

Do enormous latex codpieces work with KINECT for the XBOX? They do if you're GWAR:

Hell, everything works if you're GWAR.

What would an update be without copious amounts of breast meat?

Busty blond adult starlet Nikki Benz can't wait to diddle:

and we don't blame her. If we had a body like that, we'd diddle ourselves incessantly. Just for kicks, Check out our interview with Nikki Benz

Christmas may have come and gone, but you can still enjoy the holiday spirit with Dirty Lilly:

She's 19 years old, she's from Poland, and she LOVES being nekkid. Oh dear lord, do boobs EVER get old? No. No they don't.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.
Merry Christmas everybody!


CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Wrong Way To Load A Jet Ski, Holly Madison is Fun, Naomi Campbell's Ass, IRON MAIDEN in Dallas, New METHODS OF MAYHEM, Nikki Benz and Nikki Sexx, April O'Neil in Bed

It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

We're assuming that if there's a WRONG way to load a Jet Ski into a van...

THIS would be it. Gonna need a new Jet Ski... Might we suggest one of THESE?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holly Madison is all Kinds of Fun (WWTDD)

aaaand of course, Holly Madison is all kinds of NAKED


Naomi Campbell's Ass Is Holding Up Well (Drunken Stepfather)

Gia Lashay is kind of exotic looking, wouldn't ya say? (Freakshow Planet)

The A-Team - Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

11 Sad Keanu Photoshops (URLesque)

The 20 Hottest Same-Sex Kisses (Heavysssss)

Jenni Lee is in a lace-up corset and fishnets and ...*drool* (Dailyniner)

New live-action and animatronic version of The Wind in the Willows (FilmDrunk)

Cody Love doesn't like being nude...she LOVES it! (z0d)

Virtual Dating Assistant Explains the Science of Online Hook-Ups (Asylum)

9 Best Fictional Wives In TV History (EGOtv)

Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go! (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The old British farts in IRON MAIDEN kicked off their world tour in Dallas:

Remarkably, everyone escaped without needing a hip replacement See IRON MAIDEN on tour now before they all wither and die.

Tommy Lee and METHODS OF MAYHEM have a new song called "Fight Song":

...and it's *gulp*...not that bad.

From Rock, we move to Racks

OK, so get this: Nikki Benz is getting an exam from her doctor, who just happens to be Nikki Sexx. You're going to have to suspend disbelief for a few minutes:

Of course, that's just the preliminary exam the full exam is a lot more thorough and requires a lucky boy to help

Naturally-busty Ms. April O'Neil is just waking up from a nap and needs to roll around naked for a little bit.

Those are the luckiest sheets in the world.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.