Hot Girls Falling, Russian Dopes Attacking, FOZZY and the Canucks Rocking, Richie Kotzen Whining, Crystal Harris Marrying, Natalie Portman and Mia Kunis Kissing

Hey-O, boys and girls...as we bear down on the new year, let's consider all of the indescretions we have engaged in this year:

Yeah, sure. Monogamy is normal. For penguins, maybe.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Good-looking dancing girls falling off a bar = ALWAYS funny.

Come to think of it, an ugly girl falling would be pretty damn funny too.

Because asking for her number is just WAY too easy...

These guys figure they'll just shoot her with a water cannon. Insecure much, fellas? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Bar Rafaeli In a Bikini... Does NOT suck. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gracie Glam has perky nubs and a firm backside you could bounce nickels off ...BOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

If you like the ladies with a little bit of meat on their bones, we give you...Jessica Mitchell (z0d)

Jenya and her hot blond friend are getting all kinds of friendly...and by 'Friendly'.. we mean 'naked fun sexy-time' (Dailyniner)

Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked (The Smoking Jacket)

164 of the Best Advice Animals (Fork Party)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

Want to see Chris Jericho and the rest of FOZZY did their thing in Ontario to a crowd of screaming Canucks. Wanna see? No? Too bad:

A professional wrestler? Singing? In a band? Nah, it'll never work.

Listen, bub! RICHIE KOTZEN is an important man, and he does NOT like feedback. You got that?!?!:

Especially when he's playing gigs in the bowels of the Czech Republic...now fix the Goddamn feedback!!! Please? Mister? He was in POISON... for like, five minutes and one album.

Now that you're done looking at THAT, take a look at THIS!

PLAYBOY Playmate Crystal Harris got engaged to Hugh Hefner over Christmas:

Not only did she receive a ring, but she got a colostomy bag changing schedule as well... ZING! *rimshot*

Anyone see the artsy-fartsy BLACK SWAN? No? We're going to give you a good reason to:

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lesbian sex... Hey-O!! Get us a ticket now, whydontcha?

Who IS Emily Addison?

Some... person. Meh, we don't know. What we DO know is that she looks REALLY good without her clothes... and that's all we really needed to know, honestly.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Christmas leftovers, Ice Removal in Russia, NYC Bouncer Brawl, KIX-mas in Mississippi, OZZY Hawking Tea, GWAR plays XBOX, Nikki Benz, Dirty Lilly, and Carmen's Holiday Spectacular

All we got for Christmas was our two front teeth... and a bunch of barely-dressed college girls wearing antlers...

Their boyfriends were passed out at the bar so we moved in and took advantage. It's what we do.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Ice removal in Russia just got a little more interesting.

Shooting a Vintorez sniper rifle in the air in a crowded neighborhood. Yeah, that looks safe, doesn't it?

What say we pick a fight with a New York City bouncer?

Ooh, threaten to sue him... sure, that'll work. Adios, muchacho

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ass in Jeans! Ass in Jeans! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey-O! Take a guess! it's not like she signed a deal with Vivid to release a sex tape... oh wait, yes she did.

Kneely Morgan is kneeling naked by the fence... and what kind of name is 'Kneely'? (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

We hope you're not driving when you click on this photo of Heather Starlett, because it WILL distract you (z0d)

Sasha Cane touches her tiny pink taco (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

The guys in KIX are still kicking, apparently:

...and Steve Whiteman is still as difficult to understand as ever. Lead singer says what?!?!

OZZY OSBOURNE used to bite the heads off of bats. Now he's hawking Lipton iced tea:

Kinda takes away the "Prince Of Darkness" image, doesn't it?

Do enormous latex codpieces work with KINECT for the XBOX? They do if you're GWAR:

Hell, everything works if you're GWAR.

What would an update be without copious amounts of breast meat?

Busty blond adult starlet Nikki Benz can't wait to diddle:

and we don't blame her. If we had a body like that, we'd diddle ourselves incessantly. Just for kicks, Check out our interview with Nikki Benz

Christmas may have come and gone, but you can still enjoy the holiday spirit with Dirty Lilly:

She's 19 years old, she's from Poland, and she LOVES being nekkid. Oh dear lord, do boobs EVER get old? No. No they don't.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.
Merry Christmas everybody!


CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.