Christmas leftovers, Ice Removal in Russia, NYC Bouncer Brawl, KIX-mas in Mississippi, OZZY Hawking Tea, GWAR plays XBOX, Nikki Benz, Dirty Lilly, and Carmen's Holiday Spectacular

All we got for Christmas was our two front teeth... and a bunch of barely-dressed college girls wearing antlers...

Their boyfriends were passed out at the bar so we moved in and took advantage. It's what we do.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Ice removal in Russia just got a little more interesting.

Shooting a Vintorez sniper rifle in the air in a crowded neighborhood. Yeah, that looks safe, doesn't it?

What say we pick a fight with a New York City bouncer?

Ooh, threaten to sue him... sure, that'll work. Adios, muchacho

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ass in Jeans! Ass in Jeans! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey-O! Take a guess! it's not like she signed a deal with Vivid to release a sex tape... oh wait, yes she did.

Kneely Morgan is kneeling naked by the fence... and what kind of name is 'Kneely'? (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

We hope you're not driving when you click on this photo of Heather Starlett, because it WILL distract you (z0d)

Sasha Cane touches her tiny pink taco (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

The guys in KIX are still kicking, apparently:

...and Steve Whiteman is still as difficult to understand as ever. Lead singer says what?!?!

OZZY OSBOURNE used to bite the heads off of bats. Now he's hawking Lipton iced tea:

Kinda takes away the "Prince Of Darkness" image, doesn't it?

Do enormous latex codpieces work with KINECT for the XBOX? They do if you're GWAR:

Hell, everything works if you're GWAR.

What would an update be without copious amounts of breast meat?

Busty blond adult starlet Nikki Benz can't wait to diddle:

and we don't blame her. If we had a body like that, we'd diddle ourselves incessantly. Just for kicks, Check out our interview with Nikki Benz

Christmas may have come and gone, but you can still enjoy the holiday spirit with Dirty Lilly:

She's 19 years old, she's from Poland, and she LOVES being nekkid. Oh dear lord, do boobs EVER get old? No. No they don't.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.
Merry Christmas everybody!


CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Crane Drops Machinery, Montana Fishburne Video Preview, LINKIN PARK in new MEDAL OF HONOR trailer, Corey Taylor does Chris Isaak, Katarina Snow, PLAYBOY's Vanessa Raia

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

A Crane operator in the Azores (in Portugal) is going to be looking for a new job after dropping this rather cumbersome piece of machinery onto a dock:

If you saw the big chase scene in TERMINATOR 3, you know what kind of equipment we're talking about.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The (almost-safe-for-work) Montana Fishburne Video Preview is here...and Boy oh Boy is Larry going to be PISSED.

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!


Guess Whose Large Butt in Tight Pants this is? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon GUESS, dammit! it's not like you could click here and see a video of her going down on Ray J... oh, wait. Did we wreck it again? Uh huh.

Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America (The Smoking Jacket)

Five Ways To Cope In Cleveland (Gunaxin)

Kayla Carrera has a big beautiful back tattoo...and hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Ultimate Sex Toy Chart (Probably NSFW) (Windowless Van)

Aspen Mackensie is getting naked on the Luckiest...Couch...EVER (Dailyniner)

The 15 Worst Types of People in America (BroBible)

9 common porn moves that you should avoid (Guyism)

Someone really should tell Prinzess Sasha that her Bikini is falling off. Oh...wait. (z0d)

There Were Dinosaurs. There Was A Civil War (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT is banging out some Chris Isaak on stage in the UK:

Next up, Barry Manilow does SLAYER... *rimshot*

The new trailer for MEDAL OF HONOR (coming for the XBOX, PS3 and PC) is loaded with guns, explosions, and LINKIN PARK:

LINKIN PARK debuted the song 'The Catalyst' for the trailer, and the song is the first single from the band's new album "A Thousand Suns" .

From rock to racks...here's some fun

Busty Czech blond Katarina Snow is wearing a very tight Corset, but not for very long:

That flimsy fabric doesn't stand a chance against her massive mammaries...and that aint the half of it.

PLAYBOY hottie Vanessa Raia thinks she's funny:

She isn't. She DOES, however, look great naked... so it's ok. If she's was hideous, we'd be really upset.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

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We've got some nice stocking stuffers. rock band t-shirts,

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Rock Band Coming to a City Near You

MTV Games, Harmonix and Electronic Arts Kickoff Nationwide Tour

East Coast
11/27 Tallahassee – FSU – Union Green, Oglesby Union
11/29 Orlando – Full Sail University – Semoran Blvd & University Ave
11/30 Orlando – UCF – UCF Arena
12/01 Orlando – Best Buy – E Colonial Drive
12/05 Auburn – AU – Quad Dr/Student Union Bldg
12/06 Tuscaloosa – UA – Ferguson Center Plaza
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12/08 Birmingham – Best Buy – Riverchase Village
12/13 Tampa – Best Buy – Grand Regency
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West Coast
11/28 Phoenix – Arizona State – Palo Verde Beach
11/29 Phoenix – Arizona State – Palo Verde Beach
12/01 Phoenix – Best Buy – W Thunderbird Rd
12/06 Austin – U Texas – Student Co Op Bldg
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12/08 Austin – Best Buy – US Hwy 290 W
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12/13 Dallas – Best Buy – Pleasant Pl
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