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O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)
Gee...who saw this coming... Anthony called out sick after his date with CW11 traffic girl Jill Nicolini (click for a pic of the happy couple)... Incidentally, Jill called out of work too. Not that anyone blames Anthony. You'd call out too if you were dating a girl who was in PLAYBOY, you'd call out sick too.
The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE
VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who, judging from the amount of time they spend NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)
Today, we welcome back our furry, funny comedian buddy Dave Attell to the mess that is the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. We'll also be talking to director and basher-of-hecklers (which we learned from Jamie Kennedy's film, HECKLER
), Uwe Boll
. With any luck, he'll smack the shit out of a wiseass or two.
New O&A Show Video: The one and only Andrew Dice Clay surprised Opie and Anthony with an unannounced visit to the XM Studios in New York yesterday. (Jim Norton orchestrated the whole thing):
Andrew Dice Clay Reunites with the Opie and Anthony Show
'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:
Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)
...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...
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...speaking of BOOBS and SHIRTS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...
The luxurious platinum-blonde
LUX from
FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her...
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!
...still looking for the boobies? Oh boy, today IS your lucky day...
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...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...
We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.
Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE
GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...
BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!
...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...
New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:
Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)
Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)
EROCK loves BACON!
Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)
Put down that industrial size sack of Doritos, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Jenna Presley In Bed...in a Black Bikini
Mr MacGregor Sexual Abuse PSA from 'It Happened To Me'
Jamie Hammer Topless Bikini Photo Shoot
KSTP News Crew Attacked By Muslim School Administrators
Brandy Robbins Lathers Her 30G-size boobs
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Egged in Budapest
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