Friday Opie and Anthony Links: F-U Friday, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Ashley Madison Contest Winner, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

It's FRIDAY! FRIIIDAY!!! FRIIIIIIIIII...DAY!!!

Call the FU Line: We never plug it, so why not start now, right? If you have someone you'd like to send a big, healthy, F-You to, then call the Opie and Anthony F-U Line. If your call doesn't suck (ie; no slander, hate speech, or anything else that could get us in trouble), we'll probably use it on the air! The number is 866-F-U-LINE1.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Super Duper Spectacular, we're welcoming back our own li'l Jimmy Norton, who has been diagnosed with the HIV, and by that we mean he's been traveling all over doing comedy.

(and to honor his return, let's help him whore his book out)

Jim Norton's Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': plug, plug, plugging... it's a pluggin' we will go... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(speaking of our comedian buddies)

Ralphie May: Live in Poughkeepsie: We got a heads up that Ralphie May is going to be at Banana's in Poughkeepsie this weekend, so if you're in the area, go check out Ralphie!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Awwww shit! Here come da boobies! Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site Load My Mouth, we have two brand new sets of boobies to share with you from adult starlets Nikki Sweet and Isis Taylor:

RateMyWOW: Nikki Sweet

RateMyWOW: Isis Taylor

Ashley Madison Commercial Contest Winner: The folks at Ashey Madison - you know, that site men and women go to for discreet affairs put up a pile of cash for you guys to produce your OWN version of their commercial...which you probably have heard... several times.



LISTEN TO THE WINNING ENTRY HERE!

(Congrats to Roman S., who won the contest)

Official O&A Pest Jerseys: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there are OFFICIAL 'O&A PEST' Jerseys for you to show your official pest-ness! (whatever that means)





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and speaking of stuff you can purchase online...check out this totally cheesy piece of shameless self-promotion!)

The 1997 (and ONLY) release from FOUNDRY is now available for you to download on iTunes!



It took long enough, right? We started this process MONTHS ago, for crying out loud...










CLICK IT, FOOL!... or don't. We're just bragging.

Let's welcome the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

Adios Rochester and Cape Cod: Yeah, so by now (especially if you LIVE in either city) you know that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(Oh My GOD... Look what the Cat Dragged in, kids!)

It's a whole gaggle of Grindhouse-style Cam Girls, courtesy of FOUNDRY CAMS, wearing their official FoundryMusic Tees, and shaking their asses to 'Driven' by BRET MICHAELS






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS GET 'DRIVEN'

Grab yourself a beverage and an industrial-sized case of Sun Chips, and check out the MEDIA SECTION for some new clips...including:



Katrin Kozy and her Huge Boobs in The Shower

COREY TAYLOR from SLIPKNOT: 'Rebel Yell' LIVE with Steve Stevens and Camp Freddy

Mika Bodana Lathers Up Her Perfect Natural Breasts

Drunk Guy Goes Truck Surfing

Erica Campbell Topless On The Beach

CRANK 2: High Voltage - Teaser Trailer

Katya V Outdoor Striptease

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Vacation Update 2: Download the Opie and Anthony Show, New Boobs RateMyWOW, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Well, kids...the Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza is on vacation, so we're taking the time to do a little housekeeping, pick our noses and/or butts, and find entertaining, titilating, and disgusting stuff for you to enjoy while the show is in 'Worst Of' Mode all week... No no, save your applause until later. It's simply not necessary.

Say kids, did you miss any of your favorite radio POgram because you were either A) working or B) too drunk to stand? Well now you can get them all through AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 11/24/08 (The Worst Of Opie and Anthony)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 11/21/08 (Patrice Oneal, Dante Hicks, JB Smoove)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 11/20/08 (Patrice Oneal & Dante Hicks fill in for O&A)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 11/19/08 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Angus Young from AC/DC, Dru Boogie, Basil T's)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 11/18/08 (Denis Leary In Studio)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday 11/18/2008 (iTunes link: Denis Leary in-studio)

(Incidentally, Denis Leary is going to be at Bookends in Ridgewood, NJ this Friday at 7pm signing copies of his latest book, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid).

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 11/17/08 (Patrice Oneal fills in for Anthony)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW, but it's a vacation week, so click away!), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Alana James and Jordin Skye...



RateMyWOW: Alana James

RateMyWOW: Jordin Skye

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.





(and now we'll tell you about some completely unrelated, totally self-serving crap... because we know how much you enjoy it)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent)

This buxom, blonde-and-black-haired, BISEXUAL beauty you see before you is Lola from FOUNDRY CAMS, and her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) barely covers her impressive chest tattoo. Here she is in her official FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt, shaking her magnificent body to FILTER.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH LOLA in her breathtaking new video!

(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel a bit...'anxious'... or in need of some TLC... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Push yourself away from that massive pile of delicious OREO cookie products and catch a glimpse of what's going on in the MEDIA SECTION, because we're on top of things, for instance:



Tanya Danielle in a Leopard Bra and Panties

AC/DC singer Brian Johnson calls CHUCK BERRY 'The Biggest Piece of Sh*t'

Arika Foxx - Naked Jump Rope

SLAYER unveils 'Psychopathy Red' in Denmark

Kimmy Rubs Lotion on her Perfect Body

Italian Heavy Metal Monk

Rachel Aldana and Denise Milani in String Bikinis - Part 1

Rachel Aldana and Denise Milani in String Bikinis - Part 2

SEPULTURA performs 'Girl From Ipanema' at Latin Grammy Awards

Alison Angel Poses Nude On The Hood of A Car

Japanese TV: Nunchucks in the Batting Cage

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Vacation Update, Patrice fills in for O&A, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Howdy folks! The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is on vacation, but you can enjoy the Worst Of Opie and Anthony all week, with the exception of the few days that Patrice Oneal has been filling in with his pal Dante Hicks. Today, they welcomed comedian JB Smoove into the mix. JB will be at COMIX in New York City tonight at tomorrow as well.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet Veronica...



RateMyWOW: Veronica

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

(Her name was Lola...she was a cam girl...oof. Not funny.)

This buxom, blonde-and-black-haired, BISEXUAL beauty you see before you is Lola from FOUNDRY CAMS, and her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) barely covers her impressive chest tattoo. Here she is in her official FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt, shaking her magnificent body to FILTER.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH LOLA in her breathtaking new video!

(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel a bit...'anxious'... or in need of some TLC... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



Pamela Anderson delivers a birthday cake to Hugh Hefner...naked!

AC/DC Performs 'Dirty Deeds' At Madison Square Garden

Ukranian Babe Nansy iS Naked Outdoors

OZZY OSBOURNE in 'World Of Warcraft' Commercial

Bridget Strips Out of her Tight Blue Mesh Top

Gene Simmons talks Stocks on MSNBC

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Angus Young from AC/DC, Boobs on Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Dru Boogie, Basil T's, INTERNS

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Mosh Pit, we're going to be talking to the one and only Angus Young from AC/DC about their latest disc BLACK ICE, and tour, which takes them to the IZOD Center in New Jersey tonight.

Get your AC/DC Tickets online now!


we welcome back our budddy Dru Bogie, who will be playing us in and out of break today.

We also welcome back Executive Chef Steve from Basil T's in Toms River, New Jersey, who will be filling our already-swollen bellies with delicious treats this morning.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (NSFW) and shooting for the latest video(s) in the Hookers and Blow series (click to view now!), as well as the latest edition of She Is Half My Age (click for the DVDs), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Angela Winter and Victoria Rose...



RateMyWOW: Angela Winter

RateMyWOW: Victoria Rose

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

...getting back on track with the 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing, we bring you these important messages...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(and now we segue into some self-serving crapola...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent)

This buxom, blonde-and-black-haired, BISEXUAL beauty you see before you is Lola from FOUNDRY CAMS, and her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) barely covers her impressive chest tattoo. Here she is in her official FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt, shaking her magnificent body to FILTER.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH LOLA in her breathtaking new video!

(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel a bit...'anxious'... or in need of some TLC... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



PLAYBOY's Kori Koether Strips Out of Her Pink Bra and Panties

Sammy Hagar - Cosmic Universal Fashion - Music Video

Lia and her sexy friends in Bikinis

Christmas Eve Turkey Fryer Fire

Vicky Fast Strips Out of Her Leather Skirt

Best...Beatboxer...Ever

JJ Abrams STAR TREK Trailer - Official version

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton in Staten Island tonight, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendul

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Cover My Face (Umm yeah... NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet Deena Daniels...



RateMyWOW: Deena Daniels

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton in Staten Island Tonight: Jim Norton will be at Barnes & Noble in Staten Island this evening signing copies of his new book. Check Jim's MySpace page for more information.

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and YOU can help make it a bestseller...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

...getting back on track with the 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing, we bring you these important messages...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(and now we segue into some self-serving crapola...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out who's rockin' the Pendulum!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



ATV Rider's Stunt Goes Wrong: Quad bike lands on Christian Gagnon

Chantal Hauls Out Her Hooters

Joseph Rodriguez Breaks His Ankle

Louise Cliffe is a Naughty Nurse

Australian Comedian Brandon Burns vs. Female Heckler

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal in studio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who are getting better looking each and every day. Thank GOD they spend so much time NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Our large African-American compatriot Patrice Oneal is once again in studio, filling in for the ailing Jim Norton. Pray for him. Actually, he's off doing something... somewhere. He told us. We forgot.

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a new set of nubs to show you, courtesy of starlet Sandee Miles:



RateMyWOW: Sandee Miles

(Ladies... submit your WOW photo now! Remember, no WOW in the photo = not getting on the site)

...In keeping with the bosom theme of the day... If any portion of the previous photo left you with an urge to fondle the bosoms of the sexy (but married) co-worker, you might want to check out this thingee...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingamajig...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many boxes of Twix bars you can wolf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.

..speaking of OFFICIAL SHIRTS... lookee what we have going on...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

...and of course, as long as we're talking about shirts...we got girlie shirts!!!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

Why not put down that brick of cheddar cheese you've been eating, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, some of which feature BOOBIES...including:



Jacuzzi Time with Anette Dawn

European Driver Parallel Parking...In A Hurry

Amazing Ass In a Red Thong

Subway Fight Ends with Robbery

Teagan Presley plays with Her Glass Butt Plug

Cyclist Frank Schleck Falls into Ravine during Tour de Suisse

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: The O&A Show Returns LIVE, Bill Burr, Otto & George, More New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Animation Festival - Get Your Entri

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Today on the food-poisoning-free version of the Opie and Anthony Show, we welcome back our favorite red-headed white guy Bill Burr, who will be at Caroline's in New York City tonight through June 1st. Also stopping by is the almighty Otto (and maybe George, if he feels like it)...and they're going to be in Haskell, NJ at The Comedy Shoppe at Eightfifteen (which could be the WORST name for a comedy club EVER) tomorrow night.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - ENTRIES DUE BY THE END OF THS WEEK!!! (well, June 1st actually...but that is on a Sunday... so hurry yout cartoon-ish ass drawing...)The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL! (deadline is June 1, 2008!!!)

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have two brand new pairs of lovely boobies to show you, courtesy of Jessica Young and Talia Tyler:



RateMyWOW: Jessica Young

RateMyWOW: Talia Tyler

If you like the boobs, you'll LOVE these...

OLD SCHOOL O&A VIDEOS: We dug way back into the O&A Video Archives, and pulled out these fine ass-tastic videos to show you:



Rebecca Bardeaux: Adult Film Star - 1

Rich Vos vs. Rebecca Bardeaux and Montana Gunn

Montana Gunn Returns - 1

Montana Gunn Returns - 2

Montana Gunn Returns - 3

Montana Gunn Returns - 4

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The luxurious platinum-blonde LUX from FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!



...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)

Put down that massive Crate Of Combos, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Trina Marie Poses for PLAYBOY

Girlfriend Hula Hooping on the Wii Fit

Chubby Gal Slips and Bangs Her Head On Stairs

Tylene Buck Topless In A Stretchy Bikini

Ghost Ridin' Grandma

Bouncing Boobs In A Tight Blue Shirt

Fred Astaire vs. Michael Jackson - 'Smooth Criminal'

Sexy Blond Babe Works The Stripper Pole

Bear Destroys Car Interior

WARRANT Reunion Concert: 'Machine Gun' Live at the Wildhorse Saloon

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Enjoy A Whip 'em Out Wednesday Worst-Of Show, Than Says Good-bye, Colin Quinn, Boobs On Paltalk, MILF Boobs on RateM

Sorry for the last-minute change-up, kids... There's a Worst-Of O&A show for you today. More information to come shortly...

LISTEN TO TODAY'S 'WORST OF OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW' ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who, judging from the amount of time they spend NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, had there BEEN a show... we would have welcomed back Colin Quinn, who is promoting Stand Up For A Cure benefit at Madison Square Garden on June 2.

Adios Nathaniel: We bid a fond farewell to our own Nathaniel today, who is leaving the Opie and Anthony Show to pursue a career in human cannonballing... in Peru...where the physical requirements are a lot more relaxed. Vaya Con Dios, Than!

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - ENTRIES DUE BY THE END OF THS WEEK!!! (well, June 1st actually...but that is on a Sunday... so hurry yout cartoon-ish ass drawing...)The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL! (deadline is June 1, 2008!!!)

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a great new set of MILF boobs to show you from Payton Leigh:



RateMyWOW: Sexy MILF Payton Leigh

If you like the boobs, you'll LOVE these...

OLD SCHOOL O&A VIDEOS: We dug way back into the O&A Video Archives, and pulled out these fine ass-tastic videos to show you:



Rebecca Bardeaux: Adult Film Star - 1

Rich Vos vs. Rebecca Bardeaux and Montana Gunn

Montana Gunn Returns - 1

Montana Gunn Returns - 2

Montana Gunn Returns - 3

Montana Gunn Returns - 4

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The luxurious platinum-blonde LUX from FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!



...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)

Put down that massive Crate Of Combos, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Topless Blond Amateur Model in a White Lace Thong

THE INCREDIBLE HULK: Hulk vs. Abomination

Jennifer Flashes Her Spring Break Boobs

Firecracker in The Mouth

Sweet Krissy Washes Her Boobs With Whipped Cream

Speeding Car Crashes Through Gate in Kazan

American Gladiator Audition Pass Out

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

MySpace: Opie and Anthony
Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic