Friday Links: Flings and Deviant Things, Freeway Flip-Over, RUNAWAYS Trailer, Mystery Mom Mammaries, Rihanna is a Bat, METALLICA on Violin, ANTHRAX in

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before (or during) the Oscars this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, whydontcha? Morality is for suckers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

The dashboard camera was invented for one reason, and ONE reason only...




To capture horrifying accidents on video. Just like this one in Madrid.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new RUNAWAYS movie is online, and lookee...Dakota Fanning is all growed up:




Wait a sex...err, sec... she's only SIXTEEN? Great, we're all goin' to jail.

Whose exploitative Mom boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)





Rihanna looks like a big green Bat (WWTDD)



10 Under-appreciated Roles from Johnny Depp (Bullz-Eye)



when she's not melting down and crying, Shawne Lenee is pretty hot (FreakshowPlanet)



N.J. kids baseball league rejects gun dealer's sponsorship (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Psst... Audrey Bitoni...your boobs are showing (z0d)



The Cursed LaBeouf Family Line (College Humor)



Cody Love LOVES being naked. See? See? (Dailyniner)



Top 10 Stoned Birthday Dog Photoshops (Heavy)



Human Smores Contest (Ego TV)



Naked Snow Woman Thrills Many, Offends One Anonymous Neighbor (Asylum)



29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes (Comedy)



How to Destroy your Facebook Page (UPROXX)



The Chat Roulette Scavenger Hunt (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

TURN IT UP!!! BRING THE NOISE!!! ANTHRAX-style, that is... with the song made famous by PUBLIC ENEMY:



...originally released on Attack of the Killer B's in 1991. Yes, we're geeks.

Now, for the distinguished headbanger... METALLICA...Violin and Cello-style...



Catchy, eh? Yeah, probably why the band sold a bazillion copies of it.

The next time you feel like punching a Canadian in the face, just think about busty li'l Bryci here:



Without Canada, we wouldn't have Bryci and her huge boobs. Canadians don't all suck. They should put that on a sticker.

On her way to the prom... Ennie's boobs popped out of her dress... she must not have zipped it up all the way.



Fortunately that's now all that Ennie did on prom night. Thank you alcohol.

What's better than a naked Playboy Playmate?



Eh, MAYBE ice cream. Actually, if we had a naked Playboy chick AND some ice cream... that would be something.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Links: German Girl Falls, Japanese Manager Apologizes, Sebastian Bach Catches a Bra, Jelena Jensen, Aria Giovanni and Bryci fondle funbags

 

It's almost New Years Eve, kids. You know what THAT means, dontcha?

The likelihood that you'll wind up fooling around with your friend's wasted girlfriend increase drastically.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fake or not, German girl falling off chair = ALWAYS funny:

We're not what you'd call "cultured" so we have no clue what she's saying.

This Japanese restaurant manager is apologizing...endlessly:

We get it. You're sorry. STOP bowing!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your perma-frown isn't making you any friends, buster)

Nicole 'Coco' Austin has a body that is not found in nature
(Drunken Stepfather)

Katy Marie is muy bueno ...that means 'very good' (z0d)

2010 Bikini Model search (Bullz-Eye)

Avery Morgan's boobs are more than a mouthful (Daily Niner)

Wassup! The Adidas Originals Star Wars Collection for 2010 (Dave and Thomas)

London Keyes. Odd Name. Sexy F-ing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Snooki Punch: The Dog Version (Warming Glow)

The Ten Most Surprising Deaths of 2009 (Gunaxin)

'Youth in Revolt': The Rare January Treat? (Inside Movies)

The 25 Funniest Moments In Vandalism History (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your IQ has increased with your ego. Nope. You're STILL an idiot.)

Buxom brunette adult starlet Jelena Jensen is flinging off her black leather bra.

No sense in keeping that oppressive clothing on, right?

Speaking of buxom ladies, ass-tastic Aria Giovanni is fondling her funbags under the Christmas tree:

Some families leave cookies under the XMAS tree. Some like to leave Aria Giovanni

Aging headbanger and middle-aged metalhead Sebastian Bach pulls out the "Big Guns" in Moscow.

...and makes an unintentional bra-catch in the process.

From bands to a busty gal named Brycim we learn the most inefficient way to drink a glass of milk:

You're spilling it, missy! Oh man, someone get a mop.

Ho, Ho, Holy shit! It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap, because we can't remember five seconds ago, let alone five minutes)

Chop Chop! the lonely hot MILF next door is lonely, so spend some time with her, and then curl up in front of the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

SEBASTIAN BACH catches a Bra (unintentionally) on stage in Moscow
Jelena Jensen Breaks free from her Black Leather Bra
Japanese Restaurant Manager Apologizes Endlessly
Aria Giovanni's Topless Christmas
Singing German Girl Falls Off Chair
Bryci Pours milk all over her huge boobs

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