Friday Links: Weekend Affairs, OTEP won't show her boobs, New trailers for A-TEAM and SPLICE, Lindsay Lohan fell down AGAIN, Kendra Wilkinson

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!

Ramp up for the weekend, and dry hump a cute girl you're not emotionally invested with... it's OK, because her boyfriend isn't in town.

This happy drunk girl is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with happy drunk girls



THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

She's OTEP maaan, and she ain't gonna show you her boobs, maaaaan!




unless you're a like-minded woman, then she just might, because... you know...OTEP is a lesbian.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for the big-screen adaptation of THE A-TEAM would have you believe you can jump start an ambulance...




...with a defibrillator? OK, it's a movie. We can suspend disbelief for a while. .



So we're going a li'l bit kooky with the movie trailers lately. Adrien Brody and his nose are lending a li'l bit of credibility to SPLICE:




The movie has been around since last year, but Dark Castle scooped it up at Sundance, and now Warner Bros. is releasing it.





Lindsay Lohan fell down AGAIN (WWTDD)



...and as an added bonus here's some video of Lindsay's dopey ass hitting the concrete (WWTDD)





Kendra Wilkinson is kind of built like a tall midget (Drunken Stepfather)



Remember when Kendra Wilkinson was naked in PLAYBOY? Yeah, so do we. That was fun.



Bacon. Flavored. Envelopes. (StreetLevel)



Anetta Keys holds the Keys to your heart... or jeans... or both (Freakshow Planet)



CLASH OF THE TITANS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is NAKED in a public fountain. Doesn't she worry about GERMS? (Dailyniner)



Like 'JERSEY SHORE' but with Old People (Warming Glow)



30 Playboy Playmates Wearing Bunny Outfits (Manofest)



14 Inventive Bathroom Ads (Supertremendous)



Madelyn Marie and her Surgically-augmented bosoms are just what the doctor ordered (z0d)



Soccer Player Falls for One of the Greatest Sports Pranks of All Time (The Bachelor Guy)



The Greatest Geek Haircut of all Time (Comics Alliance)



Facebook Face Off: Farmville vs. Mafia Wars (UPROXX)



Video Game Health Care Bill (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

The mighty OZZY OSBOURNE is going to debut his new single "Let Me Hear You Scream" on the April 14th episode of CSI: NY:



...here's just a li'l taste of the new song by the prince of darkness.

Speaking of old farts who rock, MICHAEL MONROE and his skeleton-like body were jumping around on stage in Austin, Texas for SXSW:



"Dead, Jail or Rock 'N' Roll" ... or a wheelchair, whatever comes first, ya know?

From bands, we segue into... you guessed it, BOOBS!

Naturally-busty beauties Crissy Moran and Jaime Hammer are having themselves a bisexual kissing party:



Doesn't the sound of that just make you want to click on it? Of course it does. The full-length clip is even hotter.

Keeping on the big boobie tip...

this chesty beauty is Busty Ellen... and she has 34G-sized funbags:



Busty Ellen also happens to own the luckiest blue vibrator EVER...

If you had boobs like Sydney Moon, you'd play with them all day too:



That's why we're glad we don't, because like... we'd NEVER get any work done. Not like we do now anyways.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Wednesday Links: Laptop vs Liquid Nitrogen, Instant Dharma for LOST fans, Sony fires J-LO, Mystery Cooter, Rob Zombie directs CSI: Miami

It's Hump Day, boys and girls! now get HUMPING!



Life is too short to spend all your time humping the same person, so start humping around, kiddo!

For all You LOST fans, here's some Instant Dharma from our friends at AOL TV:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A physics professor at the University of Oklahoma was irritated with students working on their laptops in class...




SO he soaked one in liquid nitrogen and smashed the sucker. That's one way to get your point across.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Oh Gee whiz. Whose cooter could THIS be? (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





Sony and J-LO part ways (read: her last record tanked. Sony fired Jennifer Lopez) (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Alexis Malone has perky Melons and a shaved Muffin (FreakshowPlanet)



Six girls with a Huge Pussy (SFW) (AfroJacks)



Dani Jensen will give you a reason not to dislike Redheads (z0d)



Five Guys You Find in Every College Class (The Campus Throne)



Mulani Rivera Shows Her Massive Rack and outstanding Assets (Dailyniner)



Morgan Freeman's Only Honest Olympic Commercial (The Bachelor Guy)



How to Have Fun When You're Trapped at the Airport (URLesque)



What I know about ALIENS (Heavy)



Daily List: Five Favorite Bunny Humping Balloon Videos (Dave & Thomas)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Did you kids know that ROB Fucking ZOMBIE directed an episode of CSI: Miami?



He sure did! Mister David Caruso will be joined by William Forsythe, Malcom McDowell and Michael Madsen on March 1st.

Who needs REAL instruments when you have holographic drums and turntabes?



...and crazy bearded guy holograms, that is.

Sexy young (and BUSTY) Latina Yurizan Beltran is unwrapping a bunch of Valentine's Day presents:



and by 'presents'...we mean 'her boobs'.

Here's another PLAYBOY hottie for your collection ... her name is Mya Matthews



She's in a car...and her shirt's off... and she'll make your happy parts happy

We can't for the life of us tell you WHY we're posting this video of Simone from Public Flash ... her voice makes us want to kick puppies.



Is it because she's showing off her ass? Yeah, probably. We're easy to figure out.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.