Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

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Little Shark vs Large Man, SODAHEAD Chugs Coke, Jennifer Aniston Topless Again, SLAUGHTER does DIO, New DISTURBED Video, Brianna Love and the Oily Hiney, PLAYBOY's Angel Carson is a Sexy Wife

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...

Guess who won this little tug-of-War.

And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke

He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)

and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked


Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)

'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)

Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)

Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)

PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)

Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)

Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)

When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)

What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)

Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:

And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)

Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):

They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"

and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty

See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.

Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:

and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Tuesday Links: Drunken Sandwich Stuffing, Death Metal Patsy Cline, Mystery Ta-Tas, Coco's Cans, Vince Neil and KISS are Aging, Stracy Stone & Harmony

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

You ever been SO drunk that you just want to smash your face into a SUBWAY sandwich?




No? well this guy has... wow, what a face.

Did we REALLY need a Death Metal Version of Patsy Cline's "Crazy"?




Well, apparently this chubster DID... So here you go.

WOW. You'll never guess who these boobs belong to (Drunken Stepfather)



hahahaha...we RUINED it for you... because we're pricks.





ICE-T's woman, Nicole 'Coco' Austin has some new photos online (WWTDD)



and since we're all about taking the mystery out of things... take a look at Coco's tits. Subtle, right?



A Chat with the cast of SOUTHLAND (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Vivacious...and very naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Elisabeth King ditches her black lace for something a little ... well, ok...for nothing. (z0d)



Every Hitchcock Cameo Ever (Inside Movies)



Carita Tevez has Tremendous Ta-Tas (Dailyniner)



How To Keep An Idiot Busy (Dave and Thomas)



Erin Andrews to fight voyeurism via dancing with the stars (Don Chavez)



Intelligent Men Are More Sexually Faithful (Asylum)



Awesome Works Of Art Made from Stuff on Your Desk (UPROXX)



The 20 Worst Bootlegs (Heavy)



2 Girls, 1 Cop (atom)



Overcoming the Online Dating "Cold Shoulder" (The Bachelor Guy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

KISS and their wig-tastic wigs made an appearance on Germany's "Wetten, Dass..?" to promote Sonic Boom and their tour:



OK, actually Paul Stanley wears a wig. His hair is short. We've seen it. Gene Simmons wraps a monkey around his head...or something.

The new video for "Tattoos and Tequila" by VINCE NEIL proves that an aging singer can still get skanky drunk tattooed girls:



Vince Neil made another kind of video once...with Janine.

This sexy Czech is Stracy Stone and she's pulling off her sweater:



Showing off her Sweater MEAT. Get it? Sweater meat? Boobs? Get it?

With a name like "Harmony", you figure this gal is easy going, right?



"Easy" could be the biggest understatement of the millenium...Look at what this bitch does to her toys!

Her name was Silvia...and she covered her boobs in whipped cream



...then she got tag-teamed by two guys and got covered in another kind of cream...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Links: Laptop vs Liquid Nitrogen, Instant Dharma for LOST fans, Sony fires J-LO, Mystery Cooter, Rob Zombie directs CSI: Miami

It's Hump Day, boys and girls! now get HUMPING!



Life is too short to spend all your time humping the same person, so start humping around, kiddo!

For all You LOST fans, here's some Instant Dharma from our friends at AOL TV:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A physics professor at the University of Oklahoma was irritated with students working on their laptops in class...




SO he soaked one in liquid nitrogen and smashed the sucker. That's one way to get your point across.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Oh Gee whiz. Whose cooter could THIS be? (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





Sony and J-LO part ways (read: her last record tanked. Sony fired Jennifer Lopez) (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Alexis Malone has perky Melons and a shaved Muffin (FreakshowPlanet)



Six girls with a Huge Pussy (SFW) (AfroJacks)



Dani Jensen will give you a reason not to dislike Redheads (z0d)



Five Guys You Find in Every College Class (The Campus Throne)



Mulani Rivera Shows Her Massive Rack and outstanding Assets (Dailyniner)



Morgan Freeman's Only Honest Olympic Commercial (The Bachelor Guy)



How to Have Fun When You're Trapped at the Airport (URLesque)



What I know about ALIENS (Heavy)



Daily List: Five Favorite Bunny Humping Balloon Videos (Dave & Thomas)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Did you kids know that ROB Fucking ZOMBIE directed an episode of CSI: Miami?



He sure did! Mister David Caruso will be joined by William Forsythe, Malcom McDowell and Michael Madsen on March 1st.

Who needs REAL instruments when you have holographic drums and turntabes?



...and crazy bearded guy holograms, that is.

Sexy young (and BUSTY) Latina Yurizan Beltran is unwrapping a bunch of Valentine's Day presents:



and by 'presents'...we mean 'her boobs'.

Here's another PLAYBOY hottie for your collection ... her name is Mya Matthews



She's in a car...and her shirt's off... and she'll make your happy parts happy

We can't for the life of us tell you WHY we're posting this video of Simone from Public Flash ... her voice makes us want to kick puppies.



Is it because she's showing off her ass? Yeah, probably. We're easy to figure out.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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Tuesday Links: Police Cruiser vs. Concrete Post, Flooded Street Wakeboarding, Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini, Brad and Angie are Suing, New SEVENDUST mu

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This Miami police cruiser takes on concrete pole in a game of chicken....




Concrete: 1. Cop Car: Zip.

Screw sandbags and pumping out the basement!




When the streets are flooded, it's time to go wakeboarding!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





More of Jennifer Aniston and her 41 year-old hiney (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if that ain't floating your boat, here's a much younger, naked...Jennifer Aniston.





Brad and Angelina are Suing a British tabloid (WWTDD)



...one thing they can't sue over is all the naked footage of Angelina Jolie that's out there...yay nudity.



Girl Next Door: Pamela Cusi (Bullz-Eye)



Rukhsana has a really weird name...and really great boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



31 Gorgeous Girls of 'Entourage' (Forkparty)



Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)



HUGE BOOBS: A Documentary (HEAVY)



Angelina Armani isn't wearing Armani...or ANYTHING for that matter (Daily Niner)



10 Things You Need To Know About 'The Bannen Way' (Yep Yep)



Sex in a Car: Mastering the Technique (Campus Throne)



Star Trek - The Sexed Generation (URLesque)



Paralyzed Shark-Attack Victim Fights His Way Back to His Feet (Asylum)



Call da Crabs Assassin! (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST have a new CD coming out in April, and here's a li'l taste:



The song is "Forever Dead" and the album is Cold Day Memory.

Why the fuck is Dolph Lundgren, singing ELVIS?



Lundgren is one of three hosts for the 2010 Melodifestivalen, where the Swedish contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest is selected. That's why.

Everyone say "Hello" to PLAYBOY's September Carrino. Weird name. Enormous 28DDD boobs.



Yes, you read that correctly. 28...TRIPLE...D. Great Cooga Mooga.

Speaking of sexy Playboy bitches, check out Jennifer Lane:



She says she wants to be successful and to love what she does. if that involves showing her naked ass...well then, mission accomplished.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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