Wednesday Links: Laptop vs Liquid Nitrogen, Instant Dharma for LOST fans, Sony fires J-LO, Mystery Cooter, Rob Zombie directs CSI: Miami

It's Hump Day, boys and girls! now get HUMPING!



Life is too short to spend all your time humping the same person, so start humping around, kiddo!

For all You LOST fans, here's some Instant Dharma from our friends at AOL TV:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A physics professor at the University of Oklahoma was irritated with students working on their laptops in class...




SO he soaked one in liquid nitrogen and smashed the sucker. That's one way to get your point across.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Oh Gee whiz. Whose cooter could THIS be? (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





Sony and J-LO part ways (read: her last record tanked. Sony fired Jennifer Lopez) (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Alexis Malone has perky Melons and a shaved Muffin (FreakshowPlanet)



Six girls with a Huge Pussy (SFW) (AfroJacks)



Dani Jensen will give you a reason not to dislike Redheads (z0d)



Five Guys You Find in Every College Class (The Campus Throne)



Mulani Rivera Shows Her Massive Rack and outstanding Assets (Dailyniner)



Morgan Freeman's Only Honest Olympic Commercial (The Bachelor Guy)



How to Have Fun When You're Trapped at the Airport (URLesque)



What I know about ALIENS (Heavy)



Daily List: Five Favorite Bunny Humping Balloon Videos (Dave & Thomas)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Did you kids know that ROB Fucking ZOMBIE directed an episode of CSI: Miami?



He sure did! Mister David Caruso will be joined by William Forsythe, Malcom McDowell and Michael Madsen on March 1st.

Who needs REAL instruments when you have holographic drums and turntabes?



...and crazy bearded guy holograms, that is.

Sexy young (and BUSTY) Latina Yurizan Beltran is unwrapping a bunch of Valentine's Day presents:



and by 'presents'...we mean 'her boobs'.

Here's another PLAYBOY hottie for your collection ... her name is Mya Matthews



She's in a car...and her shirt's off... and she'll make your happy parts happy

We can't for the life of us tell you WHY we're posting this video of Simone from Public Flash ... her voice makes us want to kick puppies.



Is it because she's showing off her ass? Yeah, probably. We're easy to figure out.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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Tuesday Links: Fat Guy Falls Through Ceiling, Car his Big Blue Wall, Mystery Nips, Robert Pattison & Friend, James Hetfield impersonates Dave Mustaine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...




There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...

Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!




Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!





Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)



Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)



Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)



Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)



Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)



'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)



The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)



Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)



Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)

Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:



You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:



Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.

Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.



Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.

Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:



Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.

Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:



Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Instant Dharma, Transit Bus Brawl, Mystery Boobs, Lady Gaga is Sloppy, RATT Guitarist PSA Outtakes, New OVERKILL video, Ginger B and

For all you LOST geeks...it's Instant Dharma: Smocke, Wheelchair Locke, the Numbers & Old Friends





THAT's TERRIBLE:

There's a 67 year old white guy fighting a young man on a Bay Area Transit bus:




Place yer best! Place yer bets!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Whose silver-lined, silicone-injected boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



...here's a hint...you've probably seen here plastic ass screwing on video





Lady Gaga and her Sloppy Vagina (WWTDD)



Girl Next Door: Ericka Cruz (Bullz-Eye)



Thank you PLAYBOY...for the lovely Jessica Joy (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Hold Down Your Liquor (The Campus Throne)



PENTHOUSE Babe Britney Amber has beautiful buttocks (z0d)



The 7 Worst (and Best) Movies Ever Made (ForkParty)



Angie Savage and the Luckiest Pink Dildo EVER (Dailyniner)



7 Videogames and their Movie Equivalents (Part I) (College Humor)



The Worst Speeches of All Time: Nerd's Obsession with Megan Fox (atom)



Google Threatens To Kill Users (Comedy)



Hellboy's Shotgun Revolver is REAL (Gammasquad)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

Our buds in OVERKILL have a new video for "Bring Me The Night"



Jersey... Represent, mawfugger!

The late Robbin Crosby from RATT might have been a great guitar player...



But he STUNK at reading PSA's for New Jersey UHF stations.

Lovely Latina Yurizan Beltran is showing off her curves in this photo shoot for DANNI...



It's OK. Drool all over yourself. That's what you're 'sposed to do...

Sexy Hungarian hotness Ginger B can't keep her hands off herself...



Honestly, we couldn't either... if we were allowed in a room with women like that. But we're not.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.