Paul Stanley's Ears, Gene Simmons as a Lawyer, New Music from KORN, New trailers for COWBOYS & ALIENS, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Madison Ivy & Hayden Winters

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Headbutt Knockout, Shaving Helmet, X-MEN First Class Trailer, KORN, DEVILDRIVER, WICKED SENSATION, Bunches of Bikini Babes

Never underestimate the sex appeal of geeky comic book fan:

So what if she's got a boyfriend? He's perusing the graphic novels. Time to make your move. Seal the deal before Chester gets back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

When antagonizing a beefy gentleman with arms bigger than your head...

You might want to make sure you have some good running shoes... or else...

Because SHAVING was just oh-so-cumbersome...

Boris from Brooklyn decided to make a...shaving helmet? Yeah, that's a timesaver.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

The trailer for X-MEN First Class made the rounds yesterday, but in case you haven't seen it...

Let your geek flag fly, and hope your mom doesn't catch you sporting that massive erection.

Who does this set of amazing Jersey-rific boobs belong to? No, it's not Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)



Japan Sure Knows How to Traumatize a Kid (The Smoking Jacket)

Perla is the kind of gal who can... umm... whoa! totally naked! train of thought derailed! (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Tommy Lee Jones (Bullz-Eye)

Julia Assange has nothing to do with Wikileaks, and that's OK because her boobs are huge (Dailyniner)

Bree Morgan could be more than a pretty face and a hot ass, but who cares? Not us, that's for damn sure. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEVILDRIVER is the kind of band you can just kick back, mellow out, and have a few drinks while listening:

Wait, sorry...we're thinking of Barry White. The guys in DEVILDRIVER will make you want to kick kittens... most likely.

Meanwhile, KORN gets to postpone the last few dates of the MUSIC AS A WEAPON tour because DISTURBED had to bail:

David Draiman from DISTURBED blew out his voice, so adios amigos!

who said that the SCORPIONS and RAMMSTEIN were the only Germans allowed to carry guitars?

Well, no one really. We're just making a sweeping generalization for the sake of posting this clip.

From bands we segue gently into ...Bikinis (yeah, as gently as a cement truck rolling into a fireworks factory)

Everyone say hi to Lacey Brooks:

Try to hide your boners for like, oh... five seconds or so. You know, you should try to make a good impression.

As long as you're ogling bikini babes, check out Addison Rose:

and the hap-hap-happiest bikini you'll ever see... well, today at least.

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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Slingshot Orgasm in Malta, Montana Fishburne Arrested, SLASH's new Video, KORN live in Pittsburgh, Sasha Grey in Entourage, Joanna Bliss & Michelle Monaghan washing a car, McKenzee Miles topless in public

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Peter's Girlfriend just had an outstanding Orgasm on the Slingshot ride in Malta:

Let's try to keep Peter away from the firearms, shall we?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne was Arrested for Assault (WWTDD)

Speaking of Montana Fishburne. we might as well mention the video...AGAIN

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Kim Kardashian Post-Waxing Pose (Drunken Stepfather)

and as if we had to tell you again... here's Kim Kardashin mid and post-coitus... you see, cuz... she made a sex video.

Candice Cassidy thinks her pink satin bra is evil. So she's taken it off and destroyed it (Freakshow Planet)

Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)

The 10 Lamest Giant Godzilla Monsters (Fork Party)

The Girls of Lollapalooza (The Smoking Jacket)

POP-TARTS hitting the city harder than Ke$ha with a bottle of Jack (The Campus Socialite)

Dad Steals Son's Video Games, Sells Them, Attains "Douchebag" Status (Noob Dad)

Psst...someone tell Nikki Rhodes there's a camera pointed right up her skirt (Dailyniner)

20,000 Calories Of Real American News (UPROXX)

Blue Angel and Lauryn are having very Acrobatic Shower Sex (z0d)

Amazingly Life-like Robot Hand is Amazingly Terrifying (video) (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Our buddy SLASH is on tour now (click for tickets), and in his new video he wants to be Carried 'Back From Cali':

However, Slash's tour has him in Denver... Someone get this man a Map.

Them fun guys in KORN hit Pittsburgh the other day:

...and they played "Got the Life" for a bunch of folks who don't have one... see, that's a joke. Ah-Boo.

Awwww shit... look what WE found...

Adult film starlet Sasha Grey, who is one of the least shy ladies we've met is now guest-starring on HBO's ENTOURAGE:

Of course, she's not exactly playing a nun. She's playing HERSELF...and she's doing full-frontal-nudity. Is Sasha Grey classing up ENTOURAGE, or is it the other way around?

Busty brunettes Joanna Bliss and Michelle Monaghan are washing a 'spensive sports car:

...and rubbing their enormous British & Romanian boobs together... because that's what you do when you're washing a car, evidently.

23 year-old blond hottie McKenzee Miles is flashing in public, because she's what is commonly referred to as 'a good egg':

Pumpin' Gas, Goin' shoppin', and babbling about...something... and showing off her boobies. the full clip is a helluva lot more graphic...which we totally appreciate and endorse.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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Hot MILF Hookup, Chubby Gal Video Tantrum, Drunk Girl vs Poker Table, Lindsay Got Punched, Mystery MILF Nips, KORN on Kimmel, Ashley Bulgari in the Desert, Jodie Starr in the Shower, Roxy Panther loves Soccer

Awwwww shit! It's Friday, you bastards! Get up. Get out. and fornicate with the lonely widow who lives next door!

Wait, she's NOT a widow? Her husband is still kickin'? eh, no matter. Get to it!. She wouldn't be wearing heels like that if she wasn't asking for it, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

This young lady is MAD AS HELL...and SHE's NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Holy shit. That's a girl? Amazing, right?

Poker = Fun. Drunk Girls = A lot of Fun.

Drunk Girls - clothes + Poker table = Really Funny.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan Got Punched In The Face? and the problem is....? (WWTDD)

Quick, Lindsay! make another lousy movie where you play an armless stripper! That'll make all the hurt go away.


Gee, whose perky MILF nips are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Would it totally give it away if we told you she's the same woman who peddled her own sex tape, acted all victimized by it, and then collected close to a million dollars up-front for it? Yeah, that's kind of a dead giveaway.

25 Things You May Not Have Known About Back to the Future (Gunaxin)

Aliya Wolf will make you howl like a... oh you get the idea (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

The Worst Tribeca Film Festival Movie Pitch - Would You Fund This Guy's Movie? (URLesque)

No Dentist In the World will help this woman (DJMICK)

Julri Waters and her Hot Friend are getting awfully...friendly (Dailyniner)

You Might Not Have Known, but Handheld Gaming Is Huge (Asylum)

Cherry and Hrisianta are Licking each other's feet (z0d)

Videogame Characters Solve Real World Problems (Dorkly)

Everyday Mexican Standoffs (FunnyCrave)

Interviewer punks M. Night Shyalami (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

Our friends in KORN are hitting the road in support of their new record (click for tickets!) and they made a little stop at Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Get them KORN tickets before they're all gone, fella.

From Hard rock...right to hard nips...

Sexy Czech Ashley Bulgari is naked in the desert for this photo shoot:

She's gonna be cleaning sand out of her butt for weeks. Yowch.

no matter how many times we tell her, Jodie Starr Keeps Forgetting to take her clothes off in the shower:

It's not a crisis, but sheesh... her underwear is getting all soggy.

Hungarin hotness Roxy Panther is so amped up about the World Cup that she painted her whole body like Team USA:

it's going to take forever to get all that paint out of her cooter. Poor gal.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Osprey Takes Out Tree, Megan Fox in a Bikini, Bret Michaels Drops 'Idol' Hint, New KORN video, Brand New Mary Carey, Bella Valentine

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

The V22 Osprey is great for inserting troops into rocky terrain...

...and getting rid of pesky trees in your backyard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox. In A Bikini (WWTDD)

and where would we be without... Megan Fox...WITHOUT a bikini!


Jaimie Hilfiger (um, who?) is wearing a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Sexy Celebrities And Their Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Anette Dawn will have you bug-eyed from dusk till ... well... you know (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Pipkin is having a Picnic... Oh wait, she just took off her shirt and threw it over a haystack (Dailyniner)

Top 20 Awesome Fictional Cars (Gunaxin)

How to Build your own Superhero (FunnyCrave)

Syren Sexton looks like she enjoys sex...a ton... umm, get it? (z0d)

KORN answers YOUR Questions (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS dropped a none-too-subtle hint about being a new judge on American Idol:

This was in front of 1800 people at the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi, MS. now fill your iPod with Bret Michaels...the man has medical bills, dammit!

Our pals in KORN are on tour now (Click for Tickets) and they just released a new video:

"Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" comes off the band's new disc Korn III: Remember who you Are... coming out July 13.

From rock gods to great bods...

Our busty buddy Mary Carey has a brand new site and sent us some clips to help promote it:

Blatant plug-whoring? Sure... But it's Mary Carey and she's totally hardcore so we're FINE with it

Beautiful blond babe Bella Valentine was born in Italy, raised in Poland, and resides in the U.S.:

Bella could be the most worldly piece of ass we've ever encountered.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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