Wednesday Links: MILF affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle Burnout Goes Badly, Amazing Vocal Impressionist, W.A.S.P. in Finland, Anne Heche Sex Scene, Krisztina Sereny, Maria Swan

How's about you stop hiding in the bushes and make a move on the hot MILF who lives next door already? She's leaving the window open for a reason. Sheesh.

This exhibitionist MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with exhibitionist MILFs. They're like the NAACP... with dildos.

You better believe us when we tell you that if you don't make move on her, then The Dancing Bear WILL...

He's a LOT less subtle, because he's going to get her drunk first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

That burnout you were doing with your motorcycle WOULD have been cool...

If you didn't almost decapitate your buddy. Sit this next one out.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Paula Abdul Has Crazy Cleavage(Drunken Stepfather)
Dammit...Paula, take your shirt off already!

Britney Amber Busts out of her light Blue Dress (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star has a stunning Hiney (z0d)

Beautiful Playboy Playmate Carmella Danielle DeCesare (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1985 (Guyism)

Drunk Pumpkins (Gunaxin)

The Evolution Of Stadium Rock (DJMICK)

Haunt: What if your house was haunted by a fabulous ghost? (atom)

Happy 120th Birthday To The Eiffel Tower (COED Magazine)

Hot Mormon Moms. With Muffins (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Say, is that Anne Heche having sex with Ashton Kutcher?

It SURE is, and it's from a li'l film called 'SPREAD'. She's holding up pretty well for 40, isn't she?

Busty blond Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is doing naked lat pulls:

Working out naked must give her a much better range of motion... or something.

From vascular vixens to vocal impressionists, we present Michael Grégorio, who can imitate just about any voice or instrument:

This is "Parisienne Walkways" originally recorded by GARY MOORE.

From high brow (sorta) to low brow (mostly) it's our pals in W.A.S.P. rockin' out in Finland:

They're touring in support of their new disc Babylon out now...

Boy oh boy are we bouncing back to boobies with Sexy Czech Maria Swan, whose 332G natual boobs are so hypnotic...

...that we TOTALLY forgot what we were about to say. Sorry. Our bad.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karina Hart Busts her HH Cups out of Her Tiny Tight Bikini
W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Finland
Anne Heche / Ashton Kutcher Sex Scene from 'Spread'
Motorcycle Burnout Crash
Krisztina Sereny Totally Naked Rowings
Michael Grégorio: Parisienne Walkways LIVE in Paris
Maria Swan and Her Massive Melons

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Greg Gutfeld from RED EYE, WWE's Maria in Studio, New O&A Videos, Boobs on Paltalk and RateM

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ladies and germs... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, on occasion, have been known to flash a bosom. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the POgram, we're hanging with Mr. Greg Gutfeld, host of Red Eye on Fox News, which our own Jim Norton will be on this Thursday (tomorrow) night.

We'll also be talking to the one and only Maria from the WWE...and most likely staring at her boobs.

Get your WWE TICKETS online now!

(and since we mentioned Jimmy only a few lines ago...)

Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Atlantic City this weekend to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: Hey now, thanks to our own Sam, we have some great new O&A Show videos for you to gawk at, including:



Bob Kelly Pukes After Watching '1 Guy 1 Jar'

2008 PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Year TAYA PARKER Gets Naked

(As long as we're oogling naked boobies, let's get back to the Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing)

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1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many dozens of packages of Cheese and Crackers you can scarf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then go wolf down some cheese on wheat.

(and speaking of Brother Elmo's shirts...check out this relentles segue)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and since we're on the subject of shirts with logos on them, let's use this opportunity to do something completely selfish)

The shapely, half-naked BISEXUAL vixen you see below is Angleina. She is 24 years old, really digs her Pink FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shrt, and shaking her amazing ass to DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ANGELINA SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER

(...and if that clip got you all hot and bothered, and in the mood to hook up with a total stranger for an ellicit affair... do WE have the place for YOU...)

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

If you wouldn't mind putting down that tray of Pasta and French Bread Pizza, we'd like to direct your attention to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some amazing stuff, including:



Caught On Video: Forklift Vs. SUV

Busty Brandy Robbins Takes Off Her Fishnet Top

ACE FREHLEY: 'New York Groove' LIVE in Mt Clemens, Michigan

Sunny Leone Topless Photo Shoot

Apple's Mac II Pencil Test Animation

Eva Mendes Topless Commercial for Calvin Klein

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