Your Mom in a bikini contest, Egyptian Kids TV, Big Ass In a Bikini, STRYPER does SABBATH, Ridiculous Guitar Solo of the Day, New FOUNDRY CAMS, new VIOLET video, New Jennifer White

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Wednesday Links: St Patrick's Something, Truck Pushing Car, State Trooper pulls Pistol, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Slash and Fergie rock Chicago, Groin-l

It's St Patrick's Day... once you're done getting hammered and hitting on everyone in the bar, why not go home with a married waitress?



Don't act all high and mighty. you're just as sick and twisted as the guy standing next to you...only you haven't thrown up yet.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

God bless the British. Apparently, they're handing out trucking licenses to BLIND people:




Seriously, how do you NOT see a car stuck to your bumper?

A speeding biker gets a gun pulled on him by a state trooper




Sure, he lived to tell about it, but he messed his pants up real good.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cynthia Vellons and Klarisa:





RateMyWOW: CYNTHIA VELLONS

RateMyWOW: KLARISA

Audrina Patridge looks better Photoshopped (Drunken Stepfather)



Come to think of it... Audrina Patridge looks better NAKED.





Stephanie Seymour = MILF (WWTDD)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Naked on a Leather Couch (FreakshowPlanet)



8 Things That Always Happen During March Madness (FunnyCrave)



Megan Voss and her Surgically-augmented, Perfectly-positioned PLAYBOY body (z0d)



Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day (CollegeHumor)



Cody and Jazy are two super-hot blond girls who are getting awfully friendly with one another (Dailyniner)



The Four Worst Disguises Used In Robberies (Gunaxin)



13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous)



Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs (Asylum)



9 Movie Weirdos we LOVE (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Did you ever just wish you could experience a SCORPIONS concert at crotch-leve?



well now's yer chance. The band's FINAL studio disc, Sting In The Tail will be out later this month.

Now why would SLASH go and hijack a BLACK EYED PEAS show in Chicago?



Well, he's got a brand new solo album coming out in April. It's call guerilla marketing... rock-star style.

From hard rock to hardbodies...

Beautiful busty brunette Gianna Michaels is getting her booty oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Did YOU know that Denise Milani has been Googled more than any swimsuit model in the history of time?



We've never considered ourselves rocket scientists, but maybe it has SOMETHING to do with her enormous boobs. Just sayin'

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Friday Links: Bikini Babe Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Balloon Boy Vomits on TODAY Show, Old Men Fighting, George Lynch and Jeff Pilson do Jimi Hendrix, Brianna Frost, Playboy hotties Stephanie Emma and Rochelle Minami

Awwww yeah! It's Friday! And it's time to take advantage of that stock room full of bikini girls:

This stock room full of bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't take advantage of the situation... The Dancing Bear sure as hell WILL:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Six year-old Falcon Heene (aka 'Balloon Boy') puked LIVE on the TODAY show:

...and the fater, Richard Heene, just keeps going with it. Way to go, pops.

What's funnier than two old men fighting at a city council meeting?

Absolutely NOTHING. That's what.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Jordan's boobs are still ridiculous...ly impressive, that i (Drunken Stepfather) ... of course... Jordan's Sex Tape was equally impressive

Natalia Cruz is Limber enough to lick her Own Shoes (Daily Niner)

40 Years of Monty Python Solo Projects (Bullz-Eye)

Marlie Moore is Masturbating. That is all (z0d)

Devi Emmerson is Extremely willing to get naked (Freakshow Planet)

Balloon Boy: An Immediate Retrospective (Heavy)

FunnyCrave Interviews Falcone Henne (FunnyCrave)

'Black' Belts -- SL's Guide to Brothers in Kung Fu & Karate Movies (StreetLevel)

10 High Fives or The Best Day You’ve Had All Day (Top Cultured)

CC Sabathia: Aa Keen As He Is Corpulent (With Leather)

Stumbling Drunk Guy at A Convenience Store (Film Drunk)

8 Terrible Hot Air Balloons (Guyism)

Want to Talk to Women? Use Banter (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

We've got a couple of Sexy PLAYBOY hotties for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

This Long Island hotness went to cosmetology school. Really reaching for the stars, apparently.

Next up is PLayboy's Fresh Face Rochelle Minami:

She's 20. She loves big guys. And she loves dirty talk. All you cursing fat guys, line up!

Aaaaand out in West Hollywood, half of DOKKEN is represented by Jeff Pilson and George Lynch:

Rawkin with (half of) DOKKEN, dood.

Petite, perky, purely beautiful Brianna Frost, who has been featured in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is peeling off her tiny blue bikini:

...and playing around on the luckiest desk chair in the world.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Vomits On TODAY Show
PLAYBOY's AJ Alexander in Lace Lingerie
2 Old Men Fight At City Council Meeting
Rochelle Minami Loses Her White Lace Top
GEORGE LYNCH and JEFF PILSON: Red House LIVE in West Hollywood
Brianna Frost Peels Back Her Blue Bikini
Stephanie Emma PLAYBOY Photo Shoot
Japanese People In Slow Motion

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