Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Traffic Stop Gets Nasty, New video from TRAPT, Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con, Paris Hilton Naked AGAIN, New Trailers for TRON and SAW 3D, Rachel Starr, Leanne Crow, and Hayley Marie get Nude

Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)

and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.


Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)

Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)

Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)

Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)

Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)

My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)

Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.

Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.

Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.

From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!

This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).

Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.

Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Tuesday Links: Swing Set Faceplant, Pancaked Peugeot, TRON Legacy Trailer, Midgets at the Beach, B.S. Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape, Nashville Pussy in France

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning:




and who the hell builds a swingset that goes all the way around in a circle like that?

The driver of this pancaked Peugeot 406 doesn't think there's anything wrong with a one-dimensional vehicle:




except for the fact that opening and closing that driver-side door is probably a real bitch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY is online and it's filled with warm, gooey, geeky goodness:



The digital de-aging of Jeff Bridges looks like it's going to be pretty badass. Fucking TRON, maaaaaan!.

Little People Big World Goes to the Beach (Drunken Stepfather)



People with midget fetishes should stop fooling themsleves and watch midget porn...not this TLC stuff.





The Bachelor Sex Tape is Total BS (WWTDD)



But if you're into Blonde girls and black guys...there's plenty of them online to go around.



Girl Next Door: Aubrey Leedy (Bullz-Eye)



Ashley Brookes has Legs and Looks and... well, you know... (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Picking up girls at Spring Break/the Beach (The Campus Throne)



Iveta...weird ass name...sexy-as-hell body. Naked. Outside. (z0d)



"One For the Horse": The Birth and Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass (The Bachelor Guy)



Shay Laren and her massive breasts can't wait to get out of that dress (Dailyniner)



Chef makes cheese out of wife's breast milk (Asylum)



The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons (Heavy)



Brooklyn Decker For Bare Necessities (Don Chavez)



Best Buy Manager: Chat Roulette (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

They go by the name of NASHVILLE PUSSY:



But they're playing in France. We're SO not good at Geography.

PLAYBOY's Amy Leigh Andrews can't wait to get out of that pesky pink dress



Who needs all that pesky fabric when you can just go Commando. We're with you, Amy.

Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



Granted, we don't see that many Indian women... but Priya is by far the sexiest ... one... we have seen.

This fine piece of breastacular blond-ness is Bailey Kline:



Why are we showing you THIS photo? It's the only still-frame resembling "subtle" we could find.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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