Scooter smacked by car, New & Old Victoria Silvstedt, Mystery Nips, Five Finger Death Punch on Kimmel, Zakk Wylde Wank-tastic Gutiar Playing, Ashlynn Brooke, Robin Andersen

Why did the ancient Egyptians call Wednesday "Hump Day"? probably because of all the mid-day sex the Pharaohs were having... Nice, right? A Pharaoh reference...

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Thanks to the wonder of the dashboard-mounted camera, we get to see another dummy on a scooter get wrecked:

Why would you pull in front of a car THEN hit the brakes? You're gonna need a new scooter, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini (WWTDD)

You know, Victoria was the 1997 Playmate of the Year


Saaaay, who's got the rock hard nips going on? (Drunken Stepfather)

You wouldn't believe it if we told you So we're just gonna give you a hint: Big Forehead, Wednesday Addams, Black Snake M---. Wait. too much again, right?

“True Blood” Gets Naked And Bloody For Rolling Stone (The Frisky)

Erika Mayshawn is just the right amount of cream for our coffee...and probably yours too (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

XBOX Girls Get Revenge (College Humor)

Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2010 vs. Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2007 (BroBible)

ProStars: The Unseen Episodes (Sports Pickle)

The Five-Step Guide to Making Your Room Pop (The Campus Socialite)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Madison Scott Couldn't wait to get out of that bulky pink sun dress (Dailyniner)

Pre Season Football, The 1st Cousin of Non Alcoholic Beer (New York Pudding)

Jessica Hall is Toned, Tan, and ... um, wait.. what were we saying? (z0d)

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children's Cartoons (Asylum)

How Pam Anderson's lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Those cheerful guys in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH were on Jimmy Kimmel Live playing their cover of "Bad Company"

For a cover song, it's not too shabby.... Download some FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH now, dammit.

Zakk Wylde and BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played The Roxy in Hollywood and of cousrse...

... Zakk did the obligatory masturbatory guitar solo midway through the song, "Fire It Up".

and from metal, we segue into mammaries...

Lovely little Ashlynn Brooke is an Oklahoma-born 'good egg':

Which is just another way of saying she has NO problem flinging her lace lingerie to the floor.

Shapely young Playboy hottie Robin Andersen has no need for pesky clothing:

After a boring-as-watching-grass-grow interview Robin finally gives us something to look at.

Speaking of PLABOY, You remember Victoria Silvstedt, don't you? You SHOULD. We just linked to her a few minutes ago. Sheesh.:

Victoria was Playboy's 1997 Playmate of the Year...and that, friends...is nothing to fling boogers at. She's STILL amazing looking, even at 35.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o' Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn't enough... you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It's for umm... home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn't wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
...and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair...but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today's Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90's Movie Soundtracks: "Pretty Woman"(Ice ICe Babies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don't usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can't win 'em all.

From babes to bands, let's check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

"Burn it Down" LIVE at the Pavilion.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love... especially the well-maintained ones.

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps - Naked
World's Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Burn It Down' LIVE in Texas
Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath

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Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love, Veronica Zemanova, Yurizan Beltran and Arianna Sinn

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass...neck...and everything in between.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

Employee Manuals...Probably (College Humor)

User's Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

Everything You Don't Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

A Review of the Food at a Local Arby's(FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

It's a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL's "Rebel Yell" (decent sound quality, too!):

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to 'Sweet Yurizan' Beltran:

Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

DOPE: "Rebel Yell" LIVE in Minnesota
Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Finger Eleven, Bret Michaels, Otto & George, New O&A Videos, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos O

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Check out Opie and Jay enjoying a quiet evening!)

The Opie and Anthony Show is VERY busy today, kids. Not only is it Rock Scream Tuesday...but it's good thing, too...because the guys from FINGER ELEVEN are plugged in, and playing LIVE, in-studio this morning. Also joining us is our pal, POISON frontman BRET MICHAELS, to talk about the second season of Rock Of Love. Then, as if THAT wasn't enough... our pals OTTO & GEORGE are coming in to hang with the show, and to promote tonight's show at Caroline's in New York City.

THIS is a day you're going to want to Turn on your PALTALK and watch everything LIVE. Just go to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, kids.

NEW O&A SHOW VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some great new videos from the O&A Show online:



CLOVERFIELD Cast on the Opie and Anthony Show - Part 1

CLOVERFIELD Cast on the Opie and Anthony Show - Part 2

JIM NORTON gets a Mohawk Live on air

Dexter - The O&A Show Dog

Last week, the O&A Show said "Adios" to WJFK-FM in Washington, DC. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!

COUPLES CHERRY DARTS - WIN CA$H!! The Opie and Anthony Show is looking for COUPLES (guys and gals... or gals and gals) for its latest contest...and you could win a pile of CA$H if you enter...and win!



Girls, you're going to be naked, and you're going paint a bullseye on your hiney.

Guys, you're going to throw a sticky, Cool-Whip-soaked cherry in the direction of her holiest of holies.


The closest cherry to the promised land (or a direct hit, of course) stands a chance to win $2500!!!!!



Want in? Of COURSE you do!

Email Travis (at) Foundry Music (dot) com NOW!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some new boobies to amuse you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWoW: MICHELLE SWEET

Speaking of boobies...look what WE got...

The lovely Krya from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video:





CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some tasty new toppings in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Bill Clinton Caught Nodding Off During MLK Service in Harlem

Taylor Rain Shows Off Her Short Skirt and White Thong

Belly Dancer vs. Heavy Dresser

Nikki Strips Down To Her White Thong and Bra...and baseball cap

Craig Ferguson Mocks The Tom Cruise Scientology video

Sexy Blonde MILF with Amazing Boob Control

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