Skydiving with a Rubik's Cube, Kelly Brook at Piranha Premiere, Mystery Hiney, Joe Perry Knocks Down Steven Tyler, Dokken is Getting Old, Ashlynn Brooke, Karina Hart, and Lataya Roxx are all topless and frisky

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

If you're not jumping out of a plane on an inflatable raft, doing a Rubik's cube, then you're just a pussy:

Skydivers in the Czech Republic apparently have balls the size of basketballs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook at the Piranha 3D Premiere (WWTDD)

and WHY should you care? Because you get to see Kelly Brook's Tits and Arse in Piranha 3D. Duh.


Gee, whose surgically-augmented ass in a bikini is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come ON, guess, would ya? it's not like we're going to tell you she's a former Playboy Playmate who released a sex tape through Vivid. Aw shit. We did it again.

Millionaire Couple Builds Robotic Child (Noob Dad)

Monique Alexander makes slutty look not-so-slutty in this Black & White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Recap (Bullz-Eye)

Evelyn Rain Wants to show you what's Under Her shorts (z0d)
Adventures In Rihanna’s On-Stage Self-Love (The Frisky)

Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All (UPROXX)

Welcome to Nassau: They have Dope Bagels and Rich Kids (New York Pudding)

15 Ways to Fight the Freshman 15 (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Famous Secrets and Glitches in Videogame History (Dorkly)

Jessica Jaymes is looking all old-school pinup in this nifty photo set (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

In Toronto, where AEROSMITH was on tour at the Air Canada Centre, Joe Perry knocked Steven Tyler clean off the stage:

You know, in case you haven't seen them... you should go see AEROSMITH live before Perry and Tyler strangle one another.

You're not Rockin... unless you're blowing your voice out with Don Dokken! whose voice is sounding worse every day...

DOKKEN's latest album is a collection of re-recorded classics... and it's on sale now!

From classic rock, we segue into classic RACKS...

This video of the lovely Ashlynn Brooke is not exactly what we'd call 'subtle':

Any clip that starts with a camer aimed up her skirt and her butt getting oiled up is bound to end well.

This busty Slovak chick is LaTaya Roxx, and she's deluded herself into thinking she's Batman:

Since when does Batman bounce on a trampoline with his tits hanging out? once, maybe? Exactly.

Keeping with the eastern European big-boobed babes here's Karina Hart and her obnoxiously-huge boobs:

They're packed into a teeny-tiny bikini... but honestly they don't stay in there for very long. they flop out very quickly and she shows off their 34H goodness.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Fireworks vs Scooter, New Boobs on RateMyWow, Mel Gibson Hates Oksana and Misses his Lakers, Pam Anderson's new PETA ad, Aweome EXPENDABLES Trailer, Bret Michaels vs the Out-of-Tune Guitar, Carol Goldenerova is No Mechanic, Carmella Bing is covered in Oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?

Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:


RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY

The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.

Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?

Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)


Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.

A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)

Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)

UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)

Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)

How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)

The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)

How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)

'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:

Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.

From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...

Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:

So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.

Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:

...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Teacher Punches Student, AC/DC: IRON MAN 2 video, PINK vs BEYONCE? Katy Perry's Hiney, Venus Williams Underwear, Kell

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?



Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw going to the headmaster's office...




You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you're gonna get belted, buddy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)





Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)



Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)



Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)



Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)



Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot...which makes us say "yes yes!" (Daily Niner)



Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)



Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)



5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)



10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)



25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)



Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Whoa Boy...dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?



It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok... not "Only"...but one of a handful of things.

Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?



We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.

Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:



It's what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.

22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:



...and that's just a tease... check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.

The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:



We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Bad Indian Karaoke, Beaver Pees On Correspondent, Link Love, Steven Tyler joins Joe Perry in NYC, Love Gisele, Hannnah Claydon, Erica Campbell

THAT's TERRIBLE:

His name is Dr. K Chaudhry. He's 65, and he's from New Delhi, India. He thinks he can sing Michael Jackson's "Beat It"

We think he's WRONG.

A beaver peed on Debbye Turner Bell's face this morning on the CBS Early Show

Did we stutter? Why haven't you clicked that yet? A Beaver PEED on her face! Sheesh!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Shauna Sand In A See-Through Shirt(Drunken Stepfather)
OK, that's nice but you COULD be watching the SHAUNA SAND SEX TAPE.

Yumi Kai is more than Kinda Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Madison Scott is SO totally Naked (Daily Niner)

We want to put the Hammer...to Jamie Hammer (Freakshow Planet)

Twitter Tells Users To Go Screw Themselves (Comedy)

Behold! The ULTIMATE Star Wars Rape Van (FilmDrunk)

Andre Agassi Book Deleted Scenes: The Merkin (SportsPickle)

Pitmaster Tips For Lighting Your Grill Fire (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighting The Idiots: A Modern Warfare 2 Experiment (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Busty Brunette adult starlet Erica Campbell can't go 30 seconds without touching herself.

This video is proof of that. Click it!

OK, keeping with the "boobies" theme British bombshell Hannah Claydon is getting all kinds of naked:

Don't take OUR word for it. Watch the video, fool!

From boobs to bands on the verge of breaking up, it looks like Steven Tyler isn't quite saying "adios" to AEROSMITH yet:

He was on stage with Joe Perry's band at Irving Plaza in New York City this week singing "Walk This Way".

From music to models (of the Russian variety) Ukrainian Playboy hotness Dasha Astafieva will make your head spin:

Unless you're already pointed forward, in which case you'll just stare straight and drool.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
Beaver Pees on CBS Correspondent's Face
Hannah Claydon Busts out of her Bra and Panties
STEVEN TYLER joins JOE PERRY PROJECT on stage in New York City for "Walk This Way"
Erica Campbell takes off her tight pink top
Dr K Chaudhry Sings Michael Jackson's "Beat It" poorly
Dasha Astafieva Naked Out By The Fountain

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Wednesday Links: Mid-Week Affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle Mash-Up, Joe Perry Live, New OZZY Documentary, Russian babe fest with Merilyn Sakova

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.



Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.



Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Don't worry mister motorcycle man, that STOP sign doesn't apply to you:




...unless there's another motorcycle man on the other side of the intersection.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Aubrey O'Day and Holly Madison Go Topless in Vegas (Drunken Stepfather)... and here's Holly Madison Getting naked on film!



Saantha Ryan Can't stop touching herself (Daily Niner)



Glamor Girl: Reagen (Bullz-Eye)



Cindy Hope...Hopes there's no one looking in her backyard with a telescope (z0d)



Five supplies you should steal from work (Illuminati)



Naughty Schoolgirl Ashlyn Page messes up the library (Freakshow Planet)



“I’m with Stupid” – Cartoon Edition (Gunaxin)



Signs you are trick-or-treating at a swinger's house (Illuminati)



A Definitive Guide To Combovers (Yep Yep)



Nicole Eggert is...Chubby! Nooooooo! (Don Chavez)



Legend of Neil, Season 2, Ep. 5 (atom)

YouTube’s 5 Best Parkour Fails (Nextround)



The 10 Hottest Celebrity Sports Wives and Girlfriends (Bleacher Report)



This Week In Clothed Animal Commericals (Warming Glow)






I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Busty Russian beauty Merilyn Sakova can't seem to find clothes that fit:



Well, she CAN. She just chooses to wear tiny bikinis. We don't mind one bit.

Russian babes are the flavor of the day, and Honey is finger-licking good:



Honey is also about to get DP'ed by two gentlemen, so we hope she has lots o' lube.

While AEROSMITH takes a li'l break, Mr Joe Perry is rocking the solo gigs, like this one in Plymouth, Mass:



Walk This Way, fuckstick.

The Prince of Fucking Darkness, OZZY OSBOURNE will be the focus of a new documentary, produced by his son, Jack:



Newly sober, and reflective as hell. He's Ozzy, bitches.

Boobies and milk! It's Anya from Polish Busty washing her milk jugs in a bathtub full of ...milk:



Why even bother with clothes?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



OZZY OSBOURNE - 'Wreckage Of My Past' - Trailer

Hot Russian Blond Babe Honey Shows Off Her Tight Body

Double Motorcycle Collision at Intersection

Anya Washes Her Massive Boobs In Milk

JOE PERRY PROJECT: 'Walk This Way' LIVE in Plymouth, MA

Busty Merilyn in a Tiny Black Bikini

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