Cursing Baby, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'The Social Network' Trailer, Oksana is Probably Lying, New Videos from FILTER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Kelley Scarlett, Karma Good and Ruth Medina Nude

Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool

Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:

Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:


RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE

The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...

...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.

Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)


Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.

The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)

Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)

If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)

LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)

Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)

Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)

Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)

Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":

... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.

Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?

... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.

It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:

The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.

From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!

Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:

That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.

This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:

...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.

on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:

We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Vacation Update, Patrice fills in for O&A, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Howdy folks! The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is on vacation, but you can enjoy the Worst Of Opie and Anthony all week, with the exception of the few days that Patrice Oneal has been filling in with his pal Dante Hicks. Today, they welcomed comedian JB Smoove into the mix. JB will be at COMIX in New York City tonight at tomorrow as well.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet Veronica...



RateMyWOW: Veronica

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

(Her name was Lola...she was a cam girl...oof. Not funny.)

This buxom, blonde-and-black-haired, BISEXUAL beauty you see before you is Lola from FOUNDRY CAMS, and her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) barely covers her impressive chest tattoo. Here she is in her official FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt, shaking her magnificent body to FILTER.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH LOLA in her breathtaking new video!

(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel a bit...'anxious'... or in need of some TLC... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



Pamela Anderson delivers a birthday cake to Hugh Hefner...naked!

AC/DC Performs 'Dirty Deeds' At Madison Square Garden

Ukranian Babe Nansy iS Naked Outdoors

OZZY OSBOURNE in 'World Of Warcraft' Commercial

Bridget Strips Out of her Tight Blue Mesh Top

Gene Simmons talks Stocks on MSNBC

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Lola Rocks out to FILTER

FOUNDRY CAMS: Lola Rocks out to FILTER
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This buxom, blonde-and-black-haired, BISEXUAL beauty you see before you is Lola, and she's got one of the most impressive tattoos we have ever seen on a young woman covering the top of her chest. Here she is in her official FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt, shaking her magnificent body to FILTER

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Angus Young from AC/DC, Boobs on Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Dru Boogie, Basil T's, INTERNS

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Mosh Pit, we're going to be talking to the one and only Angus Young from AC/DC about their latest disc BLACK ICE, and tour, which takes them to the IZOD Center in New Jersey tonight.

Get your AC/DC Tickets online now!


we welcome back our budddy Dru Bogie, who will be playing us in and out of break today.

We also welcome back Executive Chef Steve from Basil T's in Toms River, New Jersey, who will be filling our already-swollen bellies with delicious treats this morning.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (NSFW) and shooting for the latest video(s) in the Hookers and Blow series (click to view now!), as well as the latest edition of She Is Half My Age (click for the DVDs), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Angela Winter and Victoria Rose...



RateMyWOW: Angela Winter

RateMyWOW: Victoria Rose

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

...getting back on track with the 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing, we bring you these important messages...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(and now we segue into some self-serving crapola...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent)

This buxom, blonde-and-black-haired, BISEXUAL beauty you see before you is Lola from FOUNDRY CAMS, and her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) barely covers her impressive chest tattoo. Here she is in her official FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt, shaking her magnificent body to FILTER.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH LOLA in her breathtaking new video!

(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel a bit...'anxious'... or in need of some TLC... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



PLAYBOY's Kori Koether Strips Out of Her Pink Bra and Panties

Sammy Hagar - Cosmic Universal Fashion - Music Video

Lia and her sexy friends in Bikinis

Christmas Eve Turkey Fryer Fire

Vicky Fast Strips Out of Her Leather Skirt

Best...Beatboxer...Ever

JJ Abrams STAR TREK Trailer - Official version

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