Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless

Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.

When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"

Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!

Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms

Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Time to Burn with Nina

Nina, who you have seen in numerous other FOUNDRY CAMS videos (albeit under different aliases) returns with this incendiary new video. We sent her one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-shirts, and she promptly hacked it up into a smoking-hot ensemble.

Throw in some music from our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road and we have a firey new video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing once again.



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end

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Thanks once again to our pals in PAPA ROACH who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road for letting us have the song "Burn" for this clip:



Wouldn't you know it? You can also download a pile of PAPA ROACH online at iTunes:


Wouldn't you know it? PAPA ROACH is on tour now - Get those tickets, Chester

Also check out The Papa Roach Website for more information on the band...


OK, that's it? Got everything? Awesome. now beat it!

Cursing Baby, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'The Social Network' Trailer, Oksana is Probably Lying, New Videos from FILTER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Kelley Scarlett, Karma Good and Ruth Medina Nude

Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool

Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:

Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:


RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE

The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...

...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.

Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)


Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.

The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)

Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)

If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)

LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)

Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)

Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)

Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)

Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":

... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.

Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?

... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.

It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:

The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.

From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!

Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:

That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.

This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:

...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.

on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:

We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Drunk Girl In a Tub, Ferrari vs. Bulldozer, Link Love, Bruce Springsteen Slip-Up in Michigan, Poodles at Firefest, Nina Mercedes

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub



Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that's a nice Ferrari, isn't it?




Keep watching. It doesn't stay very nice for very long.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Eliza Dushku has trucker butt!(Drunken Stepfather)

..and you know if you want see Eliza Dushku totally naked, make with the clicky-clicky.

Veronika is Very Innocent...until she takes off her shorts (z0d)



TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)



Uma Stone is ... is... oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)



5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)



'Dancing With the Stars' Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)



Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)



Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]



'Twilight' STD Spoof (Comedy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sexy Latina Nina Mercedez is taking her top off and whoa boy...



and umm... we're totally derailed now. go watch Nina's hardcore footage too.

Keeping with the bosoms, let's take a look-see at PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jamie Graham:



She's young, possibly-dumb, and full of... um, bosom. Goddamn, we got nothing. Just look at her.

From nipple-slips to on-stage slip-ups, how could we NOT point out Bruce Springsteen's slip up at the Palace at Auburn Hills:



Good evening, Ohio! Err, Detroit. Fuck.

Turning to the slightly-obscure, check out Swedish Melodic rockers The POODLES:



That's "Caroline" LIVE at Firefest 6 in the UK. Why? Because we CAN.

aaaand Back to Boobies with Ann Angel and her great tan lines...



Nina's dancing alone in her room... and lotioning up her boobies. she's doing other stuff too... naughty stuff.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!



(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Jamie Graham Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

THE POODLES: Caroline LIVE at Firefest 6

Ann Angel Dances Topless In Her Room

Bruce Springsteen yells Good Evening Ohio while on Stage in Michigan

Nina Mercedes Takes Off Her Tan Dress

Ferrari loses control and hits Bulldozer

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