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Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool
Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:
Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:
RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE
The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...
...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.
Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)
Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.
The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)
Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)
If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)
LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)
Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)
Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)
Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)
Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":
... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.
Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?
... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.
It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:
The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.
From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!
Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:
That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.
This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:
...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.
on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:
We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:
Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)
Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.
Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)
Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.
Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)
There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)
Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)
10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)
Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)
Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)
Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)
Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)
Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)
The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":
..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.
Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?
Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.
From bands to broads, here we go...
Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:
That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.
Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:
It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!
blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:
she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
