Cursing Baby, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'The Social Network' Trailer, Oksana is Probably Lying, New Videos from FILTER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Kelley Scarlett, Karma Good and Ruth Medina Nude

Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool

Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:

Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:


RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE

The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...

...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.

Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)


Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.

The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)

Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)

If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)

LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)

Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)

Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)

Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)

Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":

... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.

Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?

... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.

It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:

The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.

From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!

Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:

That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.

This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:

...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.

on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:

We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Friday Links: Weekends are for Adultery, G-20 Protester goes down, BMX biker vs Handrail, SKID ROW and ANVIL live, Shawna Lenee, Christine Mendoza, and Kitty Lea

It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

Our crack staff of crackheads is at it again with a Big Pile of Dirty DVD Reviews. We buy 'em, and we think you should too.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Protesting is fun! You can yell, throw stuff, and get...shoved...into...unmarked...cars?

LIke this happy camper who got taught a lesson by the PA State Police SWAT team.

BMX riders smashing their nuts on handrails = ALWAYS funny.

How many ball-smashing you think it takes before he gets THAT stunt right?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Sexiest...Pregnant Chick...Ever (Muscle Sorority)

Pamela Anderson Topless in a G-String on a Runway (Drunken Stepfather)... and to be honest... Pam Anderson looks so much better in homemade porno tapes with Bret Michaels

Danni Bae Has a Hot Sexy Bottom (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Eliza and Marcella look great together...and nekkid (z0d)

13 Reasons to Watch TV This Fall (The Girls) (Gunaxin)

Riley Evans shows off her no-no spot (Freakshow Planet)

Espresso with a happy ending (Yep Yep)

Loving Wife Turns Naughty Neighbour (DJMICK)

David Cronenberg Remaking His Own Movie (FilmDrunk)

A Tribute to the Yankees Season... in Cocktails (The Bachelor Guy)

25 Amazing Plant Sculptures (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

When Shawna Lenee isn't having a complete meltdown, she actually looks really hot:

A gal can only keep those repressed memories stuffed down for so long, you know?

Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza can't seem to keep her clothes on:

Especially when she's in front of a webcam in slinky lingerie. That's the kiss of death most times.

From bosoms to bands, we check in with our pals in SKID ROW who spent some time in the Wolf Den inside Mohegan Sun this summer:

Scotti, Snake, Rachel, Johnny, and Dave. No Sebastian here.

The heavy metal success super story of the decade, ANVIL played their hit "Metal on Metal" in Toronto:

Fifty? Shmifty... you're never too old...or bald...to rawk!

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

BMX Bike vs Handrail
Shawna Lenee Sheds Her Bra and Panties
ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at Sunrise Records in Toronto
Busty British Kitty Lea Nude Photo Shoot
SKID ROW: 'Ghost' LIVE at Mohegan Sun Casino
Christine Mendoza Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Protester Grabbed and Thrown into Unmarked Car at G20 Summit

 

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