Powerlifter Pukes, Gary Coleman Deathbed Pic is Awful, ARMORED SAINT in Hollywood, New DROWNING POOL video, Polish Rock by BLACK RIVER, Taylor Vixen, Jennie Reid, and Chelsea Rae all show their goodies

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Powerlifter Logan Lacy can hold up 1008 lbs realy well:

He's just not so good at holding down his lunch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The Gary Coleman Photo is Worse than You Thought (WWTDD)


Carmen Electra is Still Kinda hot (Drunken Stepfather)

and now, because we can...let's all oogle Carmen Electra's scantily-clad/naked arse!

PLAYBOY's Crista Nicole is Nice and Naked...in what looks like a church? Sacrilige! (Freakshow Planet)

A Video Chat With Adam Corolla (Bullz-Eye)

Dog Kills Baby (In a Good Way!) (URLesque)

13 Hillariously Ridiculous Movie Posters (Gunaxin)

Asian Playboy Playmate Lesbians... *droool* (Dailyniner)

You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans (Banned In Hollywood)

Ashley Nicole has Two First Names and Multiple Amazing Assets (z0d)

Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle, By Marisa Miller (AskMen)

Greece Produces Delightfully Absurd Movie Trailer (FilmDrunk)

Timeline of Tragedy: Barack Obama Appears in the “Whoomp There It Is” Video (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Our buddies in DROWNING POOL look awfully chilly in their new video for 'Turn So Cold':

They'll be on tour all summer as well as on OZZFEST, so Get your tickets now before some other numbnuts does!.

The old farts in ARMORED SAINT are still doing (and encouraging others to do) the "Tribal Dance":

The band's latest disc La Raza shipped in March, and sold 18,000 copies its first week. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.

You've heard Polish jokes, and maybe you've had Polish food...but Polish METAL? Indeed. This is the latest video from BLACK RIVER:

BLACK RIVER is comprised of members (current and former) of DIMMU BORGIR, BEHEMOTH, NEOLITHIC, SOULBURNERS and ROOTWATER.

From Heavy Metal to Heaving Hanging Hooters...

We've become very familiar with chesty young Taylor Vixen as of late:

this clip features Taylor and the luckiest bottle of lotion EVER.

From big'uns to lil'uns...

This is adult starlet Chelsea Rae, one of the hottest women you'll ever see...doing the dumbest dance you'll ever see:

Chelsea is simply prepping her hiney for the ravaging it's about to get in BIG WET ASSES 8 - On Demand Now

We read online that Sexy PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jennie Reid likes to sprinkle diamonds on her corn flakes...why?

Because it makes her dookie sparkle, silly person. Sheesh.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Wednesday Links: Oblivious Old Woman, Windsor Guard Pukes, Mary Carey's fun-sized bags, Megan Fox ain't a slut, New SLASH and MEGADETH videos

It's Hump Day, kids! find a fancy, refined, married woman...and start HUMPING!



Married women need love too, and you're just the person to give it out!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

Want to see the most OBLIVIOUS old woman on the planet?




The store is being ROBBED. She has no idea.

This guard in front of Windor Palace must have had a rough night:




Projectile vomiting WHILE marching? Well done, old chap!

Mary Carey has obnoxious boobs (Drunken Stepfather)



But who cares...because she really knows how to use them... in her movies... which are not suitable for minors.





Megan Fox says she's not a slut (WWTDD)



However... She really does enjoy playing one in the movies!



Featured Model: Rali Ivanova (Bullz-Eye)



Mindy Main has Massive (fake) Melons (FreakshowPlanet)



Is it worth using Viagara if you don't need it? (The Campus Throne)



Nikita Valentin... is very naked...in the woods. Watch out for poison ivy! (z0d)



50 spoilers in 4 minutes (Inside Movies)



Asian Lesbian Babes and a lot of Candy bracelets (Dailyniner)



Forget Beer Pong -- Turtle Racing Is the Newest Bar Trend (Asylum)



20 Horrifyingly Awesome Velvet Paintings (FunnyCrave)



6 Most Memorable REAL WORLD departures (UPROXX)



Our buddy Robert Kelly with Kevin Nealon at the Laugh Factory:





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guest lineup for the new SLASH album is more impressive than this year's Grammy's:



Fucking OZZY OSBOURNE and SLASH, just working out ideas.

The semi-reunited MEGADETH (David Ellefson rejoined on 2/8/2010) kicked off the Rest In Peace 20th Anniversary Tour in Spokane:



That would be Dave Mustaine behind that big red mop of hair.

The lovely, New York-born Ivy Black has a big bottle of baby oil:



and a big-ass hardwood floor. Someone's going to get hurt.

What's the best thing about all the topless beaches in Europe?



Gee, let's think about this...could it be...ALL THE TOPLESS WOMEN?!?! Um, yeah.

Everyone say "howdy" to 20 year-old Czech Beauty KAMI...she must be a cowgirl. You know, cuz of the hat.



Who else wears pink furry cowboy hats? OK, well EXCEPT for pimps in the late 1970s.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Bikini Babe Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Balloon Boy Vomits on TODAY Show, Old Men Fighting, George Lynch and Jeff Pilson do Jimi Hendrix, Brianna Frost, Playboy hotties Stephanie Emma and Rochelle Minami

Awwww yeah! It's Friday! And it's time to take advantage of that stock room full of bikini girls:

This stock room full of bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't take advantage of the situation... The Dancing Bear sure as hell WILL:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Six year-old Falcon Heene (aka 'Balloon Boy') puked LIVE on the TODAY show:

...and the fater, Richard Heene, just keeps going with it. Way to go, pops.

What's funnier than two old men fighting at a city council meeting?

Absolutely NOTHING. That's what.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Jordan's boobs are still ridiculous...ly impressive, that i (Drunken Stepfather) ... of course... Jordan's Sex Tape was equally impressive

Natalia Cruz is Limber enough to lick her Own Shoes (Daily Niner)

40 Years of Monty Python Solo Projects (Bullz-Eye)

Marlie Moore is Masturbating. That is all (z0d)

Devi Emmerson is Extremely willing to get naked (Freakshow Planet)

Balloon Boy: An Immediate Retrospective (Heavy)

FunnyCrave Interviews Falcone Henne (FunnyCrave)

'Black' Belts -- SL's Guide to Brothers in Kung Fu & Karate Movies (StreetLevel)

10 High Fives or The Best Day You’ve Had All Day (Top Cultured)

CC Sabathia: Aa Keen As He Is Corpulent (With Leather)

Stumbling Drunk Guy at A Convenience Store (Film Drunk)

8 Terrible Hot Air Balloons (Guyism)

Want to Talk to Women? Use Banter (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

We've got a couple of Sexy PLAYBOY hotties for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

This Long Island hotness went to cosmetology school. Really reaching for the stars, apparently.

Next up is PLayboy's Fresh Face Rochelle Minami:

She's 20. She loves big guys. And she loves dirty talk. All you cursing fat guys, line up!

Aaaaand out in West Hollywood, half of DOKKEN is represented by Jeff Pilson and George Lynch:

Rawkin with (half of) DOKKEN, dood.

Petite, perky, purely beautiful Brianna Frost, who has been featured in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is peeling off her tiny blue bikini:

...and playing around on the luckiest desk chair in the world.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Vomits On TODAY Show
PLAYBOY's AJ Alexander in Lace Lingerie
2 Old Men Fight At City Council Meeting
Rochelle Minami Loses Her White Lace Top
GEORGE LYNCH and JEFF PILSON: Red House LIVE in West Hollywood
Brianna Frost Peels Back Her Blue Bikini
Stephanie Emma PLAYBOY Photo Shoot
Japanese People In Slow Motion

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