Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


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Thursday Links: Failed Ukrainian Suicide, Awful Swingers, NONPOINT loves large Metal Discs, SEBASTIAN BACH in Italy, Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen,

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Ukrainian man fails multiple times at trying to kill himself:




He's got a few more things to be depressed about now, we suppose.

Everyone meet Len and Linda, the most awful set of swingers you'll ever see:




Consider swinging with non-awful people...it's a much more pleasant experience.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)



PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)




Mary Carey leaving the gym looking homely.
(Drunken Stepfather)



of course...we're much bigger fans of Mary Carey's non-gym related, naughtier work...as we should be



Less Than a Feeling - G Spot a Myth? (The Toilet Paper)



Tiffany Toth will make you Froth...and you don't even need to get rabies! (z0d)



2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Her name is BERRY...and she is VERY VERY naked...outside, even. (Daily Niner)



15 Celebrity Camel Toe Pictures (FunnyCrave)



Lela Star has misplaced her bra... intentionally (FreakshowPlanet)



Happy Boob Year! (Playboy)



Bear Grylls and the Guano Enema (Warming Glow)



Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)



Sketch Of the Dead (atom)



25 Funny College Gameday Signs (Holy Taco)



2010 Cougar of the year AVN award nominees (pics are SFW) (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Did someone say 'COUGAR'?!?!

How’s that for subtle??? You’re lonley. She’s lonely. Whatcha waitin’ for?!?!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

What could be better than Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in a girl-girl scene?



Nothing. Zip. Except for maybe watching the entire uncut clip on-demand...yeah, that might be the only thing.

Busty babes Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran are having a Bouncing Bosom Bonanza.



It's all part of a bisexual love-fest that you can see in its entirety here. Busty Bisexual Bouncing Bosom Bonanza. Yeah, bitches.

Why do the guys in NONPOINT love playing in Wisconsin so much?



Because the locals give them unwieldy metal discs... Why else?

If SEBASTIAN BACH is 41 years old...



Is he still allowed to sing songs with lyrics like "We are the Youth Gone Wild"? Just sayin'...

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.








CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SEBASTIAN BACH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Italy

Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran Bouncing Boob Bonanza

Awful Swingers Len and Linda

Kortnie O'Connor In Heels...and nothing els

Ukrainian Man Fails at Suicide

Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in 'Private Dancer'

NONPOINT: What A Day LIVE in Wisconsin

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