Tornado in Montana, Anna Faris Nude in Boston, Katie Perry Topless? ANVIL is still playing clubs, DREAM THEATER rocks the 8-minute Anthem, MURDERDOLLS re-formed in Pomona, Ass-tastic Fun with Kelly Divine, Sara Stone, Yurizan Beltran, Ricki White, and Sative Rose

What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?

C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...

... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)

Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?


Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)

Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)

Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)

The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)

The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)

Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)

The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)

How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)

Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:

You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.

Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):

DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).

The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:

Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.

From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!

The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:

Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.

Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:

and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:

You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.

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Monday Links: Monday Morning Mop-Up, Broken English Bus Brawl, Car Rolls into Waterway, Lots of Link Lovin', MEGADETH Live in Australia, Busty Faith, Kya Tropic, and More!

Soo, how long did it take you to clean out the hot tub after your weekend of drunken debauchery?

These oiled-up college girls are brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with oiled-up college girls.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What happens when one porky San Francisco woman won't move her carcasss so another woman can have a seat on the bus?

A Broken English Bus Brawl, that's what!

'Scuse me, sir? Your car is rolling into the water... umm, sir?

yeah, well... with any luck he left his windows up. That usually helps keep it dry, right?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? Don't sell your no-no spot! There is a better way!

WOW! Rod Stewart's Wife is Really Tall (Drunken Stepfather)

Georgia Jones is showing off her Peaches (Daily Niner)

A chat with Kevin Smith (Bullz-Eye)

Lola is a seriously naughty...and naked...nurse. (z0d)

Beautiful Playboy Playmate Sandra Nilsson

Ten Badass Movie Spaceships (Gunaxin)

What if 'Pimp My Ride' Worked For Airlines? (DJMICK)

Celebrity Yearbook Photos: 80’s Hair Edition (NextRound)

Comcast really loves pushing sex on Customers (The Minimum Rage)

Five Reasons Tennessee Titans Keep Losing (Dave and Thomas)

Tara Reid Takes It All Off For PLAYBOY (The Bachelor Guy)

Ruben Sandwich: An Interview With Zombieland Director Ruben Fleischer (College Humor)

Throwback Game Features Futuristic Prices

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

Our favorite buxom British Blond Busty Faith is giving you lucky fellas (or ladies) a virtual lap dance:

...and that's TAME compared to what you'll see after the jump.

From Boobies to Booty, we take a gander at Kya Tropic in very short shorts:

She wants her hiney smacked... and that's not ALL she wants.

From Big Boobies and Big Booty to big guitars and big hair, MEGADETH pulled double-duty when SLAYER had to cancel their set in Adelaide:

MEGADETH is on tour now - Get those tickets at Stub Hub!.

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Faith Gives a Virtual Lap Dance
MEGADETH: '1,320' - Instrumental Version - LIVE in Australia
Ricki White Gets Caught Naked After A Workout
Caught On Video: Car Rolls Into Waterway and Sinks
Kya Tropic Shows Off Her Big Booty
Two Women Fight on San Francisco Bus

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