Friday Links: Dog eats Police Car, Last Airbender Trailer 3, Shauna Sand's New Boy Toy, Jesse James is up to #4, Axl Rose is a Big Deal, New ATREYU

Did you spend the week flirting with a good-looking co-worker?



Make your move this weekend! Consenting adults can have consensual sex. Married, Shmarried. More women are cheating these days than EVER.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Psst - when your dog is eating the bumper off the local police cruisers...




It may be time to cough up some cash for obedience lessons.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The third trailer for M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is online:




Could the once-mighty M. Night Shyamalan have a hit on his hands? We sure hope so.

Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





and Jesse James is up to FOUR ...um, whores (WWTDD)



...of course who could forget the one and only Michelle Bombshell McGee, whose hardcore vids are online in only one place....HERE





Shauna Sand's ass has a new Boy Toy (Drunken Stepfather)



Thank God, you know... Maybe she can make a follow-up sex tape



Attractive Retard Sues ABC (Warming Glow)



Playboy's Brandi Mae Braxton has a white trash name, but a million dollar body (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Faye Reagan has a Presidential name, but when's the last time the Commander-in-Chief licked his own kneecaps? (Dailyniner)



6 Awesome Food Products Discontinued Before Their Time (Asylum)



Richard Alpert Old Spice Guy FTW (NextRound)



Julri Waters...wow, there's so many Asian jokes we could make right now, but her boobs are too distracting (z0d)



25 Sexist Vintage Ads (Manofest)



People Are Like Nintendo Games (CollegeHumor)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

You know, Axl Rose of GUNS N' ROSES is kind of a big deal:



In Lima, Peru...that is. He flew in a day aftet the rest of the band and crew... flanked by security.

Those friendly guys in ATREYU have a new video for "Lonely":



That's an angry-looking L.S.F...Lead singer face. Roaaaaar, he's angry!

From bands to babes, let's get those salivary glands going....

Super-sexyCrissy Moran isn't happy with that long black gown:



Off with you, vile evening wear! She lasts about 58 seconds before going to town on herself

Yay! More fanny!

Lovely Latina Valentina Vaughn is behind bars:



OK, that's a lie. She's on the stairs diddling herself. We took a little creative license with that one.

Her name is Sydney Moon and she's playing with the luckiest golden dildo EVER:



She's gets naughty very fast... treat yourself to the full-length clip!

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Thursday Links: Reporter tantrum, Italian announcer is a freak, New Robin Hood trailer, Mystery Nips, Christina Ricci Drunk, MEGADETH loves Canadians

Your asshole neighbor just pulled up in a new, very expensive BMW. Don't be jealous. Just nail his wife:



If he was getting the job done at home, she wouldn't be sending you all those "Winky Eye" text messages. Have fun. Be deviant. You only go 'round this crazy world once.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

We'd like to introduce you to WVLT Reporter Gordon Boyd:




He had a li'l flip-out on camera and the anchor has the stones to blame it on "Technical Difficulties". Bwahahahaha.

...and this is 7 Gold sports announcer Tiziano Crudeli. He's Italian:




He screams like he's being stabbed to death every time he calls a play. We're shocked he's made it to 67 years of age.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy shit, the new trailer for Ridley Scott's ROBIN HOOD is online:



Wait, you mean ROBIN HOOD speaks with an English accent? Noooo. Someone ought to tell Kevin Costner.

whose mystery nips poking through a black dress are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint: she and her sister both like the black dudes...only one of them has a sex tape.





Christina Ricci Looks like a Fun Drunk (WWTDD)



and anyone who has seen her exposed boobs in films like 'Black Snake Moan' would agree.



Review: GREEN ZONE (Bullz-Eye)



If you had a body like Erica Campbell, you'd play with it all the time too (FreakshowPlanet)



Five Girls You Find in Every College Lecture (FunnyCrave)



Sensual Jane is showing off her special spot (z0d)



Top 10 Songs About Being Horny (Heavy)



Samantha Ryan has itty bitty nubs, but a nify back-end (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 6 (FunnyCrave)



Darth Vader Winter Vacation (Ego TV)



Sexy Girl At the Beach (Fork Party)



Ten Of The Most Underrated Simpsons Characters (Gunaxin)



A Photo Gallery Tribute To Impressive Nintendo Modifications (AfroJacks)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

So, 50% of the original MEGADETH lineup (Mustaine, Ellefson, and two other guys) is on tour now:



Which means that the other 50% of the original lineup is probably working at Carvel, shining up the scopes on their sniper rifles.

From heavy metal, we move on to heavy boobs...

Busty British brunette Michelle Monaghan is looking for any excuse to get topless:



Whoa! She found beer! Helloo excuse!.

Keeping with the British theme, Gemma Massey doesn't like itchy corsets...so the one she was wearing didn't stay on for long



We have the same problem. We hate itchy corsets. We just don't look as good as she does with them.

Sexy little Valentina Vaughn has pants on that are way too tight



There's only one solution. Exactly. Burn the pants. Pants are evil. Right Valentina?

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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Thursday Links: BMW Burnout Fail, Formerly Famous Funbags, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp??? KISS in a London Nightclub, TRIVIUM digs GOD OF WAR, Vale

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

So, uhh... if you're going to be doing donuts with your buddy in his cheesy yellow BMW...




Buckle up, or... fall out and get run over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





These boobs were famous for five minutes (Drunken Stepfather)



This is going to be tough...considering the only thing you'll remember are her boobs... and maybe a song.





Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair! (no they are NOT) (WWTDD)



Also... Angelina Jolie's Boobs are AMAZING (yes they ARE)



Top Ten Supercars of the Last Decade (Bullz-Eye)



Raylene Richards goes by many names. We just call her 'Bosoms' (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Stay Awake for 72 Hours Straight (The Campus Throne)



Daisy West sends our Peter North... get it? (z0d)



100 pictures of Rachel Reynolds (The Price Is Right/Venus Model & WAG) (Don Chavez)



Kagney Linn Karter... 3 names. 2 huge boobs. (Dailyniner)



Finally, A Fight In Women's B'Ball (With Leather)



The Langugage of Johnny Depp Mash-Up (Moviefone)



Obamourage - We Are So Screwed (atom)



DIE: HARDLY WORKING (College Humor)



30 Pictures of Dogs in Costumes (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guys in TRVIUM released a track exclusively for GOD OF WAR III:



...and that's just a picture of a TV...with GOD OF WAR III on it.

Putting KISS in a tiny club in London...



Is like putting 100 wigs in a 5 wig bag. Get it? Wig reference?

Who knew you could use fishnets for something other than catching mackerel? Crissy Moran figured it out:



Well, for a minute or so. Then she loses the skirt.

Sometimes a gal just has to get free from her itchy bikini...



If your name is Valentina Vaughn then it happens A LOT.

Tired of the same old Barbie doll-looking types? Say hi to DORS FELINE.



Busty, British, Tattooed, Multi-colored hair, alterna-rock girl who isn't the least bit shy. For those of you who need something different.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Valentine's Day affairs, Convenience store brawl, WTF is up with Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox's Hot Double, Killswitch Engage Does Dio, Dave

OMFG!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!! Start that Valentine's Day weekend off right... with somoene else's wife!



Oh come on, you've spent HOW MANY YEARS with the same woman? variety is the spice of life, friends. Go get some!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Boston convenience store runs out of Funyuns, and...




Fight erupts. Car gets stolen. Feelings get hurt...you know the deal.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Ehh, WTF happened to Jenna Jameson? (Drunken Stepfather)



Honestly, we'd like to remember THIS VERSION OF JENNA JAMESON. WAY hotter.





Megan Fox's Hand-Double is just as hot as Megan Fox (WWTDD)



...and as it turns out, Megan Fox is just as hot as Megan Fox.



Bullz-Eye.com's Costa Rica World Tour (Bullz-Eye)



Luciana has Lucsious, Lickable Lips...and Labia (FreakshowPlanet)



What is the Worst Saturday Night Live Film? (Gunaxin)



Alena is all you'd ever want...and a bag of PO-TA-TO chips (z0d)



Recession Leads to Increase Of Strippers (Smoking Section)



We'd Kill to get a Kiss from Kimberly Kato...Kinda (dailyniner)



Coco's awkward way of applying make up to her Dumper (Don Chavez)



Sextistics: Finally, scientists give us some info we can
use (The Bachelor Guy)



The Guys Love Stronganoff (atom)



An Interview With Academy Award Nominee Robert Forster (Yep Yep)



Ten Facebook Friends Everyone Has (The Campus Throne)



Cupid's Twitter Feed (Comedy)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

The guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE (minus singer Howard Jones) pumped some testosterone into the classic DIO track "Holy Diver":



The song had balls before... now it's got really BIG balls. Nice work, fellas.

How does MEGADETH deal with flying bras on stage?



Like a total professional, dag-nabbit. Shredding > bosoms.

Super sexy Twistys babe Valentina Vaughn is getting very nekkid:



...and believe you me, Chester...that ain't all she's doing.

Big-Breasted Jelena Jensen hauls out her all-natural 34F boobs:



of course, that's only the beginning...she gets all kind of filthy in the full version.

Who knew PLAYBOY Playmates did yoga?



It's probably not all that hard to imagine...that's Sara Jean Underwood, 2007 Playmate of the year. God bless her flexibility.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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