Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Vote for The Virus Comedians, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Old School O&A clips, Today's Boner Returns, Jill Nicolini's Secr

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
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GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

DOWNLOAD THE OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW: Did you miss any of last week's show? Are you looking for a specific piece of audio to animate for the O&A Animation Festival? Did you call in to the O&A Show and are just dying to hear your voice on the air?

Never fear, because as always, you can DOWNLOAD full episodes of the O&A Show online via AUDIBLE:



Download the O&A Show 5/16/2008 (Greg Giraldo, John Cena, Anthony and Jill Nicolini Love connection)

Download the O&A Show 5/15/2008 (Mick Foley, William Shatner, Russell Simmons)

Download the O&A Show 5/14/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday,New Heather Graham Video, Judah Friedlaner, Bob Kelly)

Download the O&A Show 5/13/2008 (Author Michael Sheehan)

Download the O&A Show 5/12/2008 (Travis loves Animal Balls, New Hotness)

Jill Nicolini's Secret Messages For Anthony: If you missed last Friday's Show, you missed out on all the televised secret lovey-dovey messages that Miss Jill Nicolini from the CW11 here in New York left for Anthony Cumia.

Fortunately for some fast work from people on BOTH sides (CW11 and the O&A Show), we have videos of these Kindergarten antics to show you (yes, we know the audio and video don't sync well - blame Realplayer for making clips that don't convert well to flash):



Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 1

Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 2

Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 3

Jill Nicolini Secret On-Air Message For Anthony Cumia - Part 4 (linger longer)



Yes, we know Jill Nicolini posed in PLAYBOY. It was years ago.

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to youu by ROCCO's BIG MESS (wow that Rocco Siffredi is a pioneer, ain't he?)

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting COVER MY FACE (seriously don't click that link if you're at work, we have a great new pair of adult starlet boobs for you, courtesy of Anita Blue...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Anita Blue

Sooo, you like looking at bosoms, do ya?...

New Heather Graham Video: It's the video clip the guys were raving about on yesterday's show... The lovely, molestable Heather Graham has popped up in a scene from the indie film Adrift in Manhattan (unrated)...and oofah. Most...Aweosmest...Sex Scene...Ever... WATCH IT ONLINE

Still need Boobies???!?! This video has gone viral, and we couldn't be happier...

Petite, smoking-hot and BISEXUAL Dani from FOUNDRY CAMS is making her debut in her F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION

...Now, that video probably got you feeling a little.. 'anxious', so you should investigate this...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

Put down that cheeze pizza, catch your breath, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Anette Dawn Takes A Milk Bath

Arianna Jolie in Black Stockings, heels and a corset

Kati and Bridget Fondle Party

CONAN Memories - with Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Milius

Shyla Styles and Her Massive Mammaries

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Friday Links: Mike Rowe, SIMPSONS creators, Traveling Virus in Mass TOMORROW, New O&A videos, New Photos, New videos online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Friday, everybuddy! It's FU Friday, Point-and-Laugh Friday, Air Guitar Friday, and... Al Roker Friday (thanks for blowing us off, fokker). We have a TON going on today, so you don't want to miss out on a second. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs will be hanging out with the boys today, and then we'll be shooting the proverbial shit with James L Brooks, Al Jean and David Silverman from The Simpsons, so we're all psyched about that.

Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Thanks to our own E Rock, we have tons of new O&A Photos Online:



Jim Norton's Birthday Party / Gina Lynn in studio / Jill Nicolini in studio

Creampie Jones gets a Creampie

Opie's Crazy Brother Elmo and his Needle

Doody War: Pat Duffy vs. East Side Dave

Thanks to our own SAM, we have new O&A Videos online:



Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Jill Nicolini Enters with a cake

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters with a cake

The War To Settle The Score: Pat Duffy Staples His Sack

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Pat Duffy's Stunt

HARRY POTTER SPOILERS?: You never know what kind of malarkey is going to show up online before the major release of a book like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... You might just want to Check out this little gem we found on YouTube!

The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's TOMORROW), so make sure you have your tickets!!!

TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.





Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.

If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-crafted with real turtle turds (so we're told... we could be mistaken):





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!





Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...




(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)

The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.



FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt

There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sheila Shows Off In A Bikini and Short Skirt

Louis CK's Dog Vs. A Sprinkler

Banned New Zealand Burger King Commercial

Japanese Men Lip Sync To a Song with No Lyrics

Perverted Justice Founder Confronted by Dallas Reporter

The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN



Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:


What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5

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WEDNESDAY LINKS: Happy 4th Of July, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Jim Norton Book Signing Dates, WoW Motorcycle Run, Jill Nicolini Playboy Photos, New Video

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