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It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.
So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.
and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.
He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)
Powerlifter Logan Lacy can hold up 1008 lbs realy well:
He's just not so good at holding down his lunch.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The Gary Coleman Photo is Worse than You Thought (WWTDD)
Carmen Electra is Still Kinda hot (Drunken Stepfather)
and now, because we can...let's all oogle Carmen Electra's scantily-clad/naked arse!
PLAYBOY's Crista Nicole is Nice and Naked...in what looks like a church? Sacrilige! (Freakshow Planet)
A Video Chat With Adam Corolla (Bullz-Eye)
Dog Kills Baby (In a Good Way!) (URLesque)
13 Hillariously Ridiculous Movie Posters (Gunaxin)
Asian Playboy Playmate Lesbians... *droool* (Dailyniner)
You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans (Banned In Hollywood)
Ashley Nicole has Two First Names and Multiple Amazing Assets (z0d)
Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle, By Marisa Miller (AskMen)
Greece Produces Delightfully Absurd Movie Trailer (FilmDrunk)
Timeline of Tragedy: Barack Obama Appears in the “Whoomp There It Is” Video (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
Our buddies in DROWNING POOL look awfully chilly in their new video for 'Turn So Cold':
They'll be on tour all summer as well as on OZZFEST, so Get your tickets now before some other numbnuts does!.
The old farts in ARMORED SAINT are still doing (and encouraging others to do) the "Tribal Dance":
The band's latest disc La Raza shipped in March, and sold 18,000 copies its first week. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.
You've heard Polish jokes, and maybe you've had Polish food...but Polish METAL? Indeed. This is the latest video from BLACK RIVER:
BLACK RIVER is comprised of members (current and former) of DIMMU BORGIR, BEHEMOTH, NEOLITHIC, SOULBURNERS and ROOTWATER.
From Heavy Metal to Heaving Hanging Hooters...
We've become very familiar with chesty young Taylor Vixen as of late:
this clip features Taylor and the luckiest bottle of lotion EVER.
From big'uns to lil'uns...
This is adult starlet Chelsea Rae, one of the hottest women you'll ever see...doing the dumbest dance you'll ever see:
Chelsea is simply prepping her hiney for the ravaging it's about to get in BIG WET ASSES 8 - On Demand Now
We read online that Sexy PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jennie Reid likes to sprinkle diamonds on her corn flakes...why?
Because it makes her dookie sparkle, silly person. Sheesh.
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...
There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!
Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)
Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!
Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:
You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)
Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:
Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.
Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:
Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:
Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
