Knockout Caught on Video, Vince Neil believes in Ghosts, hates bottles, Kayden Kross is a horrible Maid, Kelly Divine has a huge ass, Leanne Crow has an OK face

Happy Hump-day young ones. Why not take a clue from our pal Bret Michaels:

No, don't land your ass in the hospital or get knocked out on Broadway. That's just silly. We reccommend having promiscuous sex with a lot of semi-attached young women.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

G'day, mate!

You just got knocked the F**K out!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


George Clooney. You lucky bastard, you (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandra Shine is in the kitchen... stirring the soup... get it? Get it? *nudge nudge* (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

Ashlyn Rae looks like she's wearing a tablecloth. No relation to Charlotte Rae... we think. (z0d)

Jasmin Foxx is just geeky enough to stay bone-able (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

You'd think that after playing with MOTLEY CRUE for 25 years, VINCE NEIL would be used to bottles flying at his head:

Evidently not. This shit-fit happened on the last night of CRUE FEST 2.

Speaking of VINCE NEILk, we should probably bring it your attention that he does, in fact, believe in ghosts:

This is Vince on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories. Yes, there is REALLY a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.

Girls...Girls...Girls...

Kayden Kross is a filthy French maid who loves to play with herself:

Sure, she's great eye candy, but the house is a mess and the furniture is always sticky.

Our favorite massively-assed adult starlet Kelly Divine is out and about, wearing bike shorts of all things:

Most women would get pissed off if you told 'em they had fat asses. Not Kelly. She'll let you put your head in there.

British brunette Leanne Crow has an 'OK' face... but her boobs are HUGE!

...boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Tornado in Montana, Anna Faris Nude in Boston, Katie Perry Topless? ANVIL is still playing clubs, DREAM THEATER rocks the 8-minute Anthem, MURDERDOLLS re-formed in Pomona, Ass-tastic Fun with Kelly Divine, Sara Stone, Yurizan Beltran, Ricki White, and Sative Rose

What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?

C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...

... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)

Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?


Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)

Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)

Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)

The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)

The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)

Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)

The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)

How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)

Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:

You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.

Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):

DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).

The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:

Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.

From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!

The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:

Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.

Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:

and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:

You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: Dino Cazares of DIVINE HERESY

We got the chance to fire off some goofiness to DIVINE HERESY's very own Dino Cazares (ex-FEAR FACTORY). Dino was a good sport, and even typed everything in all caps so you don't have to miss a word he says. I was too lazy to retype all of his answers to be nicer on the eyes, so any and all complaints can be directed to the person sitting next to you. Actually, Dino was a really nice guy and not bothered at all by our childish line of questioning. In fact, if you're looking for some new porn genres, he has a pretty nice list for you to choose from (we're guessing from the list he gave us that Dino LOVES to jerk off, and that is A-OK with us). Well, that's all from me, sit back, grab yourself, and enjoy!






CLICK DINO's CHUBBY MUG TO READ THE INTERVIEW!