Knockout Caught on Video, Vince Neil believes in Ghosts, hates bottles, Kayden Kross is a horrible Maid, Kelly Divine has a huge ass, Leanne Crow has an OK face

Happy Hump-day young ones. Why not take a clue from our pal Bret Michaels:

No, don't land your ass in the hospital or get knocked out on Broadway. That's just silly. We reccommend having promiscuous sex with a lot of semi-attached young women.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

G'day, mate!

You just got knocked the F**K out!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


George Clooney. You lucky bastard, you (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandra Shine is in the kitchen... stirring the soup... get it? Get it? *nudge nudge* (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

Ashlyn Rae looks like she's wearing a tablecloth. No relation to Charlotte Rae... we think. (z0d)

Jasmin Foxx is just geeky enough to stay bone-able (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

You'd think that after playing with MOTLEY CRUE for 25 years, VINCE NEIL would be used to bottles flying at his head:

Evidently not. This shit-fit happened on the last night of CRUE FEST 2.

Speaking of VINCE NEILk, we should probably bring it your attention that he does, in fact, believe in ghosts:

This is Vince on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories. Yes, there is REALLY a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.

Girls...Girls...Girls...

Kayden Kross is a filthy French maid who loves to play with herself:

Sure, she's great eye candy, but the house is a mess and the furniture is always sticky.

Our favorite massively-assed adult starlet Kelly Divine is out and about, wearing bike shorts of all things:

Most women would get pissed off if you told 'em they had fat asses. Not Kelly. She'll let you put your head in there.

British brunette Leanne Crow has an 'OK' face... but her boobs are HUGE!

...boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Joel McHale, Bill Burr, Amy Fisher!!! New Videos Online, Send Us Your Wedding Videos, Jim Norton Tix On Sale Now

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we're bringing back the mighty Bill Burr, and we'll be chatting with Joel McHale from E!'s The Soup. Finally, we're going to be talkingu to the one and only Long Island Lolita, AMY FISHER, star of AMY FISHER: CAUGHT ON TAPE....which we can't get enough of.

New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury!

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SEND US YOUR WEDDING VIDEOS: Got an embarrassing moment captured on video at your wedding? We want to see it! Send your humiliating best man speeches (you know, shit that works on RADIO), humiliating moments caught on tape, or other matrimonial mishaps to Danny (at) FoundryMusic (dot) com.


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SEXY TIME WITH BREE OLSON and KAYDEN KROSS ON O&A: Our video footage of porn starlets Bree Olson and Kayden Kross is starting to go viral all over the world wide interwebs. If you haven't seen it yet, check it out:



Adult Starlets Bree Olson and Kayden Kross Visit the Opie and Anthony Show

Since we all love new videos...and boobies...check out what Ashleigh from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us this week:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We added some new noodles and nachos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Opie and Anthony Fan in Cleveland Nails Thieves On Video

College Girl Shakes Her Booty On The Table

Weight Lifter Loses Plates

Topless Blonde In A Tiny Red Thong

Hot Blonde Shows Off Her New Boobs

Christine Mendoza Shows Off In Lingerie

Alison Angel and Her Friends Compare Boobs

Surveillance Video of a Girl Getting Caught On An Escalator

Teacher Smacked With Chalkboard

Jesse Jane Montage

Shots Fired After Mansfield Man Passes Gas

Man Hauled From Courtroom During Rape Trial

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Adios Chicago and West Palm, Sound Clip Contest Continues, New O&A videos, Amy Fisher Sex Tape Coming, New Videos

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Great Googly Moogly! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! It's also EROCKTOBER! (Last few days, bitches!) For the next few days, we conitune to honor EROCK (err, Sexbagel, Hawk, Erik, whatever you want to call him) and all of his fumblings. Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Pet Shop Boys impression (you know... the 80's thing)... then eat some garlic butter sauce in honor of EROCK.

Yeah, so in addition to WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach. The good news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

So, according to the New York Post, we'll be seeing a sex tape from Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher soon. Red Light District has the tape, and will be releasing it soon...which is nice, because you know how much we dig the CELEBRITY SEX TAPES.

NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A Show videos online:



Bob Kelly Vomits After Watching '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Rob Bartlett Talks About Working With Vince McMachon

Grab a hankey and listen to the heartwarming sounds of Roland Singing The Star Spangled Banner

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is EROCK - "I love The Garlic Butter Sauce"

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony Show will be broadcasting the XM WALKOVER THIS FRIDAY, November 2nd, beginning at 9am. If you'd like to join us, just look for Club Soda Kenny near 50 W. 57th St. around 9am (or just before), and walk with us for a block over to the XM Studio.

Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE.

Hey everybody! Check this out...

(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome Halloween Compilation that the Foundry Cams girls sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some new hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



The Tic and Tac Brothers Perform the Human Helicopter

Amy Smart Topless in 'ROAD TRIP'

1983 Video For BetaMovie Camcorder

Excessive Boob Shaking

Ronnie Coleman - Competition Montage

IRON OF THE MAIDEN - The Blooper

2 Hot Blonde Women Kissing Poolside

Steve Vai Shreds...Poorly

Drunk Girls Kissing and Falling Down

If you Missed Erock and Master Po dancing with Jill Nicolini on the CW11 yesterday, you can laugh along right here:



EROCK and MASTER PO Join JILL NICOLINI for DANCE FRIDAY

(and yes, we know she did PLAYBOY...stop sending those photos)

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE?

Yeah, you read right... the rumors are flying, and we just posted a whole headline about it.


Since I don't feel like re-typing this whole big bitch of a headline, I'll just point you to the one I just did.


READ MORE ABOUT THE EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE!