Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.



Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

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Thursday Links: Shauna Sand is Upset, High-Dive off Hotel Balcony, Lots of Link Love, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, SALT Teaser Trailer, Victoria White and Heather Vandeven Make The Sexy

Awww,shit... Why does Shauna Sand look so upset?

It's because you haven't seen her homemade SEX TAPE! She worked really hard on it. Heh, get it? Hard-on! Ha!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When doing a high-dive off a hotel balcony...

you might want to leave your brain... on the balcony.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Mariah Carey is too chubby to not wear pants(Drunken Stepfather)
However Mariah does have some very nice boobies

26 Amazing Photos of Robyn Mari Wilson (Gorillamask)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nips and A Puffy Pink Spot (Daily Niner)

Super Sexy Stunner Lela Star (Freakshow Planet)

10 Aesthetically Awesome Self Defense Items (Gunaxin)

A Practical Guide to Recognizing Comedy In Everyday Life (FunnyCrave)

Nic Cage Is Broke Because of Cobra Venom, Dinosaur Skulls (FilmDrunk)

The Woman Who Could Think Herself Off (Playboy)

Larry King's Hair Is A Bird (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Movie Titles That Double As Euphemisms For Genitalia (NextRound)

The 15 best Stacy Keibler videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Bill Maher Punched By Ponch (Warming Glow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Heavenly Heather Vandeven is stripping out of her school girl uniform:

We think she's faking the school girl thing though; the platform heels are a dead giveaway.

This chipper blond is Victoria White, and she HATES her tights

Why does she hate them? We don't know, but she tears those suckers off.

We're on a movie trailer kick today, so let's have a look-see at trailer #3 for Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey, Jr.:

Looks like Guy Ritchie made a cool movie, eh?

Here's the first teaser for SALT starring Angelina Jolie:

Cool, right? now let's look at Angelina Jolie naked.

Aaaaand from movies to BOOBIES (it kinda rhymes), we have Natalie Sparks, who is getting ready for bath time.

Which is, of course, another way of saying "masturbating in the bathroom".

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Victoria White Hates Her Tights
Sherlock Holmes - Trailer 3
Natalie Sparks Gets Ready for Her Bath
SALT - Teaser Trailer
Heather Vandeven Strips Out of Her Schoolgirl Uniform
Jumping Off The Hotel Balcony Into The Pool

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