Hot Girls Falling, Russian Dopes Attacking, FOZZY and the Canucks Rocking, Richie Kotzen Whining, Crystal Harris Marrying, Natalie Portman and Mia Kunis Kissing

Hey-O, boys and girls...as we bear down on the new year, let's consider all of the indescretions we have engaged in this year:

Yeah, sure. Monogamy is normal. For penguins, maybe.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Good-looking dancing girls falling off a bar = ALWAYS funny.

Come to think of it, an ugly girl falling would be pretty damn funny too.

Because asking for her number is just WAY too easy...

These guys figure they'll just shoot her with a water cannon. Insecure much, fellas? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Bar Rafaeli In a Bikini... Does NOT suck. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gracie Glam has perky nubs and a firm backside you could bounce nickels off ...BOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

If you like the ladies with a little bit of meat on their bones, we give you...Jessica Mitchell (z0d)

Jenya and her hot blond friend are getting all kinds of friendly...and by 'Friendly'.. we mean 'naked fun sexy-time' (Dailyniner)

Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked (The Smoking Jacket)

164 of the Best Advice Animals (Fork Party)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

Want to see Chris Jericho and the rest of FOZZY did their thing in Ontario to a crowd of screaming Canucks. Wanna see? No? Too bad:

A professional wrestler? Singing? In a band? Nah, it'll never work.

Listen, bub! RICHIE KOTZEN is an important man, and he does NOT like feedback. You got that?!?!:

Especially when he's playing gigs in the bowels of the Czech Republic...now fix the Goddamn feedback!!! Please? Mister? He was in POISON... for like, five minutes and one album.

Now that you're done looking at THAT, take a look at THIS!

PLAYBOY Playmate Crystal Harris got engaged to Hugh Hefner over Christmas:

Not only did she receive a ring, but she got a colostomy bag changing schedule as well... ZING! *rimshot*

Anyone see the artsy-fartsy BLACK SWAN? No? We're going to give you a good reason to:

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lesbian sex... Hey-O!! Get us a ticket now, whydontcha?

Who IS Emily Addison?

Some... person. Meh, we don't know. What we DO know is that she looks REALLY good without her clothes... and that's all we really needed to know, honestly.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Thursday Links: Shauna Sand is Upset, High-Dive off Hotel Balcony, Lots of Link Love, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, SALT Teaser Trailer, Victoria White and Heather Vandeven Make The Sexy

Awww,shit... Why does Shauna Sand look so upset?

It's because you haven't seen her homemade SEX TAPE! She worked really hard on it. Heh, get it? Hard-on! Ha!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When doing a high-dive off a hotel balcony...

you might want to leave your brain... on the balcony.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Mariah Carey is too chubby to not wear pants(Drunken Stepfather)
However Mariah does have some very nice boobies

26 Amazing Photos of Robyn Mari Wilson (Gorillamask)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nips and A Puffy Pink Spot (Daily Niner)

Super Sexy Stunner Lela Star (Freakshow Planet)

10 Aesthetically Awesome Self Defense Items (Gunaxin)

A Practical Guide to Recognizing Comedy In Everyday Life (FunnyCrave)

Nic Cage Is Broke Because of Cobra Venom, Dinosaur Skulls (FilmDrunk)

The Woman Who Could Think Herself Off (Playboy)

Larry King's Hair Is A Bird (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Movie Titles That Double As Euphemisms For Genitalia (NextRound)

The 15 best Stacy Keibler videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Bill Maher Punched By Ponch (Warming Glow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Heavenly Heather Vandeven is stripping out of her school girl uniform:

We think she's faking the school girl thing though; the platform heels are a dead giveaway.

This chipper blond is Victoria White, and she HATES her tights

Why does she hate them? We don't know, but she tears those suckers off.

We're on a movie trailer kick today, so let's have a look-see at trailer #3 for Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey, Jr.:

Looks like Guy Ritchie made a cool movie, eh?

Here's the first teaser for SALT starring Angelina Jolie:

Cool, right? now let's look at Angelina Jolie naked.

Aaaaand from movies to BOOBIES (it kinda rhymes), we have Natalie Sparks, who is getting ready for bath time.

Which is, of course, another way of saying "masturbating in the bathroom".

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Victoria White Hates Her Tights
Sherlock Holmes - Trailer 3
Natalie Sparks Gets Ready for Her Bath
SALT - Teaser Trailer
Heather Vandeven Strips Out of Her Schoolgirl Uniform
Jumping Off The Hotel Balcony Into The Pool

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